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Late Valentine's Day gift.
I Desire Your Affection
Oneshot
Alastor X Human Reader
Warning? âš
âš starring 🔥arson cat🔥, fluff, Italics = thoughts, mention of murder, implied cannibalism, heavy suggestive/implied,😳 its the Gif's fault, friends to lovers âš
Your friendship with the Radio Demon was...strange.
Him being the demon you accidently summoned from an entirely different universe, and you being a fan of him and the show Hazbin Hotel.
It would be stupid to try and deny that you had any romantic feelings for the Overlord. As time went on, you realized that your feelings were more complicated than you thought.
Love, affection, and desire swirled within and you didn't know what to do with it. You were sure Alastor wasn't interested in anything sexual and you didn't know if he wanted anything to do with a romantic relationship. Plus, he was real.
He was a person who had flaws, hopes, dreams, ideas, and concerns. He was beautiful.
[He was also a demon but ya know...]
In the end, you felt a little hopeless.
You liked your friendship but it felt bittersweet. After many, many thoughts, you thought that maybe it would just be better if you didn't say anything at all.
You really did value your friendship with him.
The Radio Demon.
Alastor.
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It's been two years, now going to three since he was summoned to this other version of Earth. The human that brought him to it was kind enough to let him stay, even though they knew he was a demon.
At some point, they became friends and he was quite glad for it. As he spent his time with them, he learned that he quite liked the human, enough to kill a stalker that they didn't know about. He did enjoy the meat and learned something interesting out of it too when he showed his host. But that's a story for another time.
When they told him about the animated show, Hazbin Hotel, he was a bit shocked.
Some strong magic must have been used but they haven't told him what spell they were trying to do. The human was quite secretive about it, looking a bit shy whenever he brought it up.
Though he was curious, he let it be for now. You might have the courage to tell him at some point in time.
Or....he could learn by snooping around.
With a simple plan in motion, bribing the little arsonist of a cat the human had as a companion, Alastor was allowed to look around their bedroom for a short amount of time. At least until the furry creature was done causing chaos wherever they went.
He looked almost everywhere in the bedroom, not finding what he wanted, he turned towards one of the closed doors in the room and opened it.
A bathroom.
He moves on to the next door and opens it, finding a closet with only three empty hangers, the rest filled with clothes, and some boxes.
Is that all? Where is their altar? Room of conjuring? Or "prayer" room?
Then he stopped to think.
It must be hidden away like a prayer room..
Closing the closet door, he looks around with a little more attention. Listing off the places he's already checked around the human's home.
Even listing off his current bedroom and closet.
Somewhat given up, he walks to the door and pulls on the handle to close it. Just as he's about to leave he notices something stupidly obvious, something he's already seen once.
The wardrobe.
Not just any wardrobe but one that the human was able to stuff all of their creative tools in. Paint, colored pencils, fabric, ribbons, and more.
Looking at the clock on the bookshelf, he takes note that he has a few more minutes until the cat must return home.
Going over to the wardrobe, he opens it to find it a familiar mess of colors and doodles on the wooden doors. The drawers are filled with many random things and paint, but he ignores all of that. What he's looking for is hidden in plain sight.
Somewhere.
Curse their love of hidden rooms and puzzles..
He spends a minute or two just staring. Which annoys him more than he cares to admit.
Where? Where is it? They brought out multiple tools from somewhere. So where is it?
He knows he's running out of time, but maybe he could use that to his advantage..
Deciding to enter the hidden room another time, he closes the wardrobe and exits the room. Bringing the cat back with a snap of his fingers.
Little thing was covered in ash and soot, but it seemed to be pleased by what it had done, purring as the creature rubbed itself on the side of his leg.
"I hope you burned down something interesting.", Alastor grinned.
All the cat does in response is meow.
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You got back from work tired.
It was around that time of year when people called out a lot, which left most of the work on other workers, one of them being you.
Something that did cheer you up was the new merch you saw on the Hazbin Hotel website. A cute Valentine's Day Alastor keychain that said "love yourself", the deer demon dressed handsomely in a suit.
You purchased it without a second thought on your phone.
"Welcome home dear!"
Looking up, you find the said Demon that occupied your current thoughts standing in the entryway with you.
"Hi Alastor.", you smiled and put down your book bag on the bench near the door. "I hope you weren't too bored today."
"Nonsense darling.", he says and helps you take off your coat. "I'm enjoying myself in your little abode. Why, I even went out and got groceries for dinner."
"You didn't kill anyone today, right?", you asked.
"No, sadly I did not.", he reassures you, hanging your coat on the hooks mounted on the wall.
"Never hurts to check.", you shrug and follow the deer towards the kitchen.
It's been a little complicated trying to get him back home. The spell you used was a type of calling, and well... It was a little embarrassing to admit, even to yourself.
It was supposed to help your "true love" find you.
But to your surprise, Alastor, The Radio Demon, showed up.
How am I going to get him home? He shouldn't be here. I've messed up everything. Sure, the show is continuing but the Alastor on the screen looks different and everyone just accepted the redesign, the new voice actors, but you're panicking, and you need to think of a way to fix everything-!
You take a breath.
Focusing back on the present, you smell the spices the deer demon is putting in, watching as he stirred the food in the pan.
"It'll be ready in no time, why don't you rest for a moment? I'm sure you'd like to lie down or sit on the couch.", he suggests and glances over at you. "Perhaps some light reading?"
That didn't sound like a bad idea at all. Maybe I could figure out or find a spell to send him back home.
"Sure, thank you Alastor. I'll come to set the table in a bit.", you nod, turning towards your bedroom.
Entering your room, you don't notice the shadow that follows close behind you as you close the door.
You change into something comfortable, a loose t-shirt and shorts before walking over to the wardrobe. You open the painted doors and lift a hand to trace over the phases of the moon painted on top, pressing down on the full moon. A familiar click is heard and you pull out the drawers by a handle, making it go further out, revealing a little passage.
Stepping through, you enter your "office" room that you turned into your personal hide away. Bookshelves stuffed with knick-knacks, old grimoires, and that one random fake skull for fun.
You named it William.
"Ok, lets find something useful today.", you mumble and walk over to the bookshelf near your desk before taking a book out. "When in doubt, try the oldest book in your collection.", you go and set it down on the desk, flipping it open to start reading.
The shadow is looking at everything, finding a board full of papers with a list of herbs, sigils, and other little things. Taking note that it's all for one spell. Alastor quickly takes the shadow's place and reads what you have before letting out a chuckle.
You jump at the sudden noise and turn to find the Radio Demon staring straight at you.
"Is this why you wouldn't share the spell you did that night?", he says walking over to you. "Too shy to reveal it was a spell for true love?"
"I-I don't know why it brought you here though.", you managed to get out. "But I promised to send you home, so as your friend that's what I plan to do."
"Friend?", he tilts his head at that. "Yes, I suppose we have grown our relationship to be as such.", he tutts as he gets closer.
You didn't know if he wanted to kill you or not. You were honestly a little scared but you just decided to trust your friend.
"Why not tell me dear? What made you hesitate?", he asked, now standing in front of you. "Tell me."
"How could I?", you answered, looking up at him with furrowed brows. "I ripped you away from your world for just wanting to meet someone who would love me completely, but I shouldn't have ripped anyone away. I didn't want that. I-", you looked down at your feet in shame. "All I could do in the end was lend a hand as a friend. I didn't want to push anything onto you."
"But you haven't pushed anything~", he lifts up your head with a finger under your chin. "That's the problem."
"What?", you looked up at him confused.
How was that a problem?
"To put it simply darling-", he took a step closer.
Too close.
You bumped into the desk behind you and you placed a hand down onto the wooden surface to keep yourself upright, his chest pressed up against yours. The book you were reading now forgotten, having been knocked off of the desk.
"I desire your affection.", his eyes softened as he lifted his hand to caress your cheek with his knuckles, then his sharp fingers before he held the side of your face with his warm hand. "I desire you."
A shiver ran down your back after he said that.
He suddenly lifted you up and sat you on top of the desk, hands now resting on your thighs.
"Wait-", your breath hitched when he leaned forward and kissed your neck. "D-Dinner is still on the stove-! The cat!", you felt yourself start to get a bit light headed at his actions.
"My shadow will take care of everything.", he murmured against your neck, rubbing has hands up and down your thighs. "What I need to know..", he pulls himself away and gently pushes you until your back meets the desk. "..is if you want this? May I, as your true love, make you mine?"
Your heart was pounding.
The Tumblr post about asking "May I?" in a relationship was right on the fucking nose. It was hot.
With shaky lips, you say what you've wanted to for a while.
"Yes."
Your eyes widened as the deer demon grew larger as he leaned over the desk, leaning over you, his hands on the wooden surface as he caged you in, his smile growing wider as he did so.
"Tell me my dear~", he started, pressing his lips against the shell of your ear. "How often have you imagined us in this position?", he asks and moves his left hand off of the desk, finger slowly gliding up your leg until it reaches the side of your knee.
Then he moves his hand under your knee, lifting your leg so that your calf touches his shoulder as he moved down.
"How many nights have you ached to have me beside you?", he leaned over slightly, his cheek touching the skin of your leg. "To touch you.", he moved closer and kissed your thigh. "To kiss you.", his nose brushed against your inner thigh as he nipped at your skin. "To devour you."
A whine left your throat, which made you blush madly once you realized what noise you made.
"I'm.. I've never done this before.", you look away and bring your hands up to cover your face. "I only read about it. I'm-"
"Come now my dear.", he takes a hand away from your face and kisses the palm of it. "We have time to learn more together. Though this isn't something I'm interested in all that much, I would like to connect with you in this way on special occasions. It's a first for me as well."
"Ok.", you nod, gathering your nerves. "Can we move somewhere more comfortable?"
Something told you that a hard surface wouldn't be so fun after everything was said and done.
"Of course.", he lifts you up and takes you to the bedroom.
As soon as you're on the bed, he's kissing you, touching you, and slowly lifting off your clothes. Being extra careful with his claws on your skin.
"That's it, relax.", he says while undressing, his scars no longer hidden. "Ignore these unsightly things-"
"No.", you quickly say and lift a hand to trace a scar on his chest with your fingers. "They are beautiful."
"Thank you.", he said softly.
You smile when noticing his flushed cheeks.
"May I kiss you?", you ask him.
"Yes, you may. You needn't ask darling."
Placing your hands on his shoulders, you pull him closer and place a soft kiss to test the waters.
His smile widens and he follows your kiss with another.
When you first cast the spell, you didn't expect things to turn out like this. You just thought that you might meet your special someone while grocery shopping or at the park. Instead you summoned them in your living room.
It didn't matter now, as both of you were together.
"Alastor..", you sighed out.
Everything was warm and fuzzy. The oxytocin in your brain was high.
"Let me love you dear."
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