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do you know how hard it is to be sexy when you have an australian accent

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So one of my Facebook friends (we only follow each other for animal rights activist stuff) has been sucked into the Joe Rogan cult and is making anti masker posts and dropping antsemetic dog whistles...
Yikes.
She also called masks socialism???
1st of all no
2nd of all those are both good necessary things please get your head out of your ass, Alida.
@ask5thyearsimonĀ Do you reallyĀ need to use me as target practice? You know you canāt cast.. well, anythingĀ properly.Ā
It's a Christmas miracle
Itās a Christmas miracle
Iām giving the house a wee bit of a tidy before I have to shoot off to work. The Father has a series of toolboxes in the hallway that Iām putting away to clear up some space. Heās currently in the kitchen washing some dishes.Ā Once the toolboxes are put away I stare at all the space and Iām amazed and shout out to him. Me: āHey! We have floor out here! Itās a Christmas miracle!ā All that I canā¦
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You really are a big fool
Iām sitting in the library and I come across a linguistic term that I want to find the meaning of. I say to myself āAh, feck! My linguistic dictionary is at home so Iāll have wait until I get home to find out.ā
This bothers me for quite a bit until Realisation comes along and slaps me across the back of my head and yells in my ear: āYOUāRE IN THE LIBRARY! YOU HAVE YOUR LAPTOP. Get off your hairy,ā¦
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How badly are you hurt? God, you're an idiot!
left-behind starters
Ā āI'm sorry-- I-I'm sorry! ā
Clementine hiccuped, still shaking after her encounter with Michelle-- After Omid managed to grab a hold of the gun causing a shot to ring out, causing a boom through the bathroom tiles alerting Christa next door to come and help.
She had gone running with her tail between her legs once she was gunless and didn't have the little gun under her thumb.She didn't mean to leave her gun on the counter, she didn't think that would happen! She--
There was no getting rid of him
It was a fairly quiet one in work last night so I got a chance to wander the shop floors and put out some stock. My wanderings took me to the floor above me and caused me to have an interaction with an odd individual.
I was over at a trolley getting some stock when I dropped some. Over he runs to help pick them up. That was nice of him.
Toothless: āAh, the tattooed man. Haha!ā
Me: āThatās me.ā
Tā¦
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That bang has a distinct aroma
That bang has a distinctĀ aroma
Do you ever find yourself with that desperate need to fart in the college library but donāt want your cheeks to applaud for fear of giving yourself away?
Put your worries behind you because I have the solution: Grab a large volume and hold it waist height. Ready yourself to unclench your cheeks. When ready, drop the volume and release. The noise from the book landing will drown out yourā¦
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