𝕊𝕚𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝔽𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤:

ꜱᴀᴢʀᴀ ᴄʜᴀᴜᴅʜᴀʀɪ, ʜᴇᴀʟᴇʀ

Shed been in this hole for as long as she could remember. At all ends there was darkness, except for when he came.

MC: *hugging Lucifer by the arm, giggling*

MC: He's so pretty, my love.

Lucifer: *flattered* You're prettier, Your Majesty.

Diavolo: My love, you're making me jealous.

MC: Oh, right. *letting go of Lucifer* *but pulls him back again* I'll borrow him just a moment.

Diavolo: I—

MC: *has already dragged Lucifer somewhere*

MC: *has brought Lucifer in what they call "Baby-making Room"*

MC: *pinching and massaging Lucifer's cheeks*

MC: My love's baby will definitely look majestic if they have your face structure.

Lucifer: *chuckles*

Diavolo: *enters the room* *pouting*

Diavolo: My love, you're a boyfriend snatcher.

MC: *their eyes widened* *puts a hand on their chest dramatically*

MC: That was before. *bursts out laughing*

Diavolo: *ends up laughing with the remark*

Lucifer: *amused*

Diavolo:Anyway, Barbatos is looking for you.

MC: *clicks their tongue* I'm out. *opens the window*

Lucifer: Your Majesty?

Diavolo: My love?

MC: Yeah?

Diavolo: Why do you always make me happy?

MC: Mwaha! Fair trade, of course.

Diavolo: *chuckles* By the way, Lucifer doesn't know yet that you're aroace.

MC: *looks at him* Why?

Diavolo: I always get into the moment and I end up forgetting it.

MC: Hmmm... Anyway, I'm sure he'll know.

MC: Why not invite him over?

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: *smiles* I was thinking that too.

MC: ...

Diavolo: ...

MC: Damn, my love. Are we starting to be compatible? *bursts out laughing*

Diavolo: *laughing as well*

Barbatos: They're on their way, young master.

*the carriage arrived*

MC: *barges in* My love~! Your queen is finally here~!

Diavolo: *runs dramatically* My love! *his arms wide open*

*then*

MC and Diavolo: *shoulder bump* *then do a dab*

Barbatos: *shakes his head*

*a few months ago*

Diavolo: *who's uninterested in marriage but everyone's bugging him*

Diavolo: *sigh*

Barbatos: Young master, there's still one candidate.

Diavolo: I'm done for today, Barbatos.

Barbatos: Please, young master. After this, there won't be any.

Diavolo: *pouts* Okay.

Barbatos: I'll ask them to come in now.

MC: *enters the room* *bows their head* Greetings, Your Highness. It's a pleasure to meet you. My name's MC.

Diavolo: *looking bored* Please sit down.

MC: *sits on the couch in front of him*

Diavolo: What are you hoping for this possible marriage?

MC: Wealth and Stability.

Diavolo and Barbatos: ...

Diavolo: Huh?

MC: *clears throat* Everyone's aware that you don't really want to get married for obvious reasons. We're the same.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: Can you please elaborate?

MC: You're gay, bi, or pan. I'm sure you're somewhere between them. And I'm aroace.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: If you're really an aroace, why would you seek marriage with me?

MC: Your Highness, just look at me.

Barbatos and Diavolo: *both blinks at them*

MC: *flips hair* I'm pretty. And it's honestly a huge bother to me. Like I already said no to my suitors and they're still coming.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: I'm almost convinced. But I need one more reason—

MC: I can reproduce by my own.

Diavolo: Deal's settled! Let's get married!

MC: Ha! Thanks very much!