#arilin

Your name is ARILIN ROEMRI and dang, did you just want to take pretty pictures. You're a GLAMORCHEATER, and before you became FAMOUS you made CHEAT COLOR CANVAS of  DEAD AND OLD THINGS. Still do, given the time. It's your favorite hobby. One day you thought it'd be particularly funny to take a picture of yourself and post it on INSTAGRUB, and it blew up like crazy. No doubt thanks to your moirail, who's too busy trying to SCAM others as to make a living for themselves. You get it, and you know they were JUST TRYING TO DO WHAT WAS BEST FOR YOU. SAW YOUR POTENTIAL, y'know? Since then, you've become Alternia's TOP PULCHRITUPOSER and have been hired as such. You sit and wait as others make cheat color canvases of you to  sell clothing and other products. You're not really interested by FASHION. You don't know what that means so it probably means your taste is terrible or something. You're not sure who said fashion is a SOCIETAL EXPECTATION and not a depiction of your true taste, but why bother with any of it. Beyond other things, you're interested in THE OCEAN and HISTORY. Unfortunately, with your GOLD BLOOD and POOR PSIONIC POWER, the only thing you can do to get into bookhives for such activities requires you to LEVERAGE YOUR FAME, something you hate to do. Although, you desperately, secretly hope that such a status has gotten to HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION and will make her CHANGE HER THINKPAN about making you a HELMSMAN or CULLING you, and will keep you alive to do literally ANYTHING ELSE. Maybe make you a STUBLOOKER. But you DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE MUCH beyond that.

You have official social media accounts that use your real name, of course, but your personal accounts usually go by sinkthehatchet69 or something along those lines, and you usually type }In a rel@tiv6ly polit6 m@nn6r & lik6 2 repl@c6 norm@l l6tt6rs w/swirly on6s wh6n6v6r you c@n & us6 @ lot of shorth@nd{

Troll terminology is hard folks. So here’s a quick dictionary for the words I used up there:

glamorcheater - photographer cheat color canvases - photos (a painting is simply a color canvas) Instagrub - Instagram Pulchrituposer - model stublooker - scout, based on how lookstubs=eyes.

I forget if there was a story behind this doodle, but Arilin would probably be able to remember it better than I could.