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Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Hmmm...

Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?

Epel: Yeah!

? Yuu: I COULD RULE THE WORLD!

Epel: YEAH!

? Yuu: I'M GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE CROWN PRINCE OF THE BRIAR VALLEY!

Epel: Yeah- wait what.

Jamil: Yuu, you can't say that about the Sorcerer of the Sands.

? Yuu: Nah, it's fine, he said it's okay, sometimes he calls me a 'desolate and pitiful oracle child' so it balances out

Jamil: There is so much about that sentence that needs explaining

Lihito: I’m an idiot. Kaneda: Okubo: Himuro: Reader: Lihito: Kaneda: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Lihito: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Kaneda: ... Your what? Lihito: My friends. Okubo: Is he saying “friends”? Himuro: I think he's being sarcastic. Reader: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Lihito! All of your friends are in this room. Lihito: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Reader: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Karla: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Elena: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Reader, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Kazuo: You did WHAT– Ohma: William Snakepeare

Reader: Gaolang and I don’t use pet names. Kaneda: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Reader: Honey? Gaolang: Yes, dear? Reader: Kaneda: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Kaede: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Ohma: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Reader, walking into a room: Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Adam, out of breath: THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS!

Reader: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Setsuna: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Reader: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Reader and Lihito skipping stones on lake Reader: It’s such a beautiful evening. Lihito, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Hajime: What’s up guys? I’m back. Reader: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Hajime: Death is a social construct.

Reader: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Okubo: Just rip the bandage off. Reader: It’s Kaneda. Okubo: Put the bandage back on.