i think we should publicly flog people who leave their buggies scattered around the parking lot

coming out as a south carolinian in light of recent events. this is the greatest day of my life

twitter funny asf right now with lindsey graham dead and mitch mcconnell in purgatory or something. wherever the fuck he's at

nobody told me trying to figure out lip liner + gloss combos by mixing and matching shit you already have is actual hell on earth how does anyone do this

just sliced up and ate a nectarine and then had a cookie and milk immediately after #healthgoals

yeah no tumblr i actually love accidentally clicking on an ad every two seconds while scrolling. make them more sensitive to touch actually i wanna be redirected More often

white people be like yeah i'm just gonna leave my produce out of a bag so you can pick up each individual item and make them fit onto the scale. also your entire belt is wet and so are your hands and your shirt