#arglye

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what's not to like really abt jonathan's “safe space” and "uncertified therapist with psychedelic advice" 😂

A cigarette is shredded tobacco rolled in paper

A joint is ground up weed rolled in paper

A spliff is a mix of weed and tobacco rolled in paper

A blunt is weed rolled in a tobacco leaf, usually a gutted cigar

DUDE SERIOUSLY !!!!!

If i wasn't so lazy i swear to god i'd draw him a full fashion line of things i wanna see him in

i'm too blasted out of my mind right now to draw ngl, but i really wanna see argyle in something at least semi revealing? as a californian, it's hot here! let the man show some tiddies!!!!!

hear me out,, HEAR ME OUT!! argyle in a hawaiian shirt, but the shirt is like halfway unbuttoned. i know for a damn fact that he gets overheated in that stuffy ass van in all those layers. in the cali heat? i applaud him, but please argyle i need but an OUNCE of tiddy.

i bet he never matches his socks either.

okay fuck it,

Argyle clothing headcanons

he never matches his socks. like ever. he doesn't even match them when he does his laundry, he literally just has a huge pile of socks in his drawer and he picks them out with each outfit.

argyle wouldn't be one to do a whole lot with his hair by himself, but if a friend or a partner wanted to braid it or put a hair wrap or something in it? oh he'd be all for that! he thinks it looks cool and he'd look like a complete hippie at some points with a ton of little braids with beads and the colorful hair strands with all the wraps in them.

i could see argyle unintentionally wearing a crop top. he puts on a shirt thats a little too short and he doesn't notice until halfway through the day when he goes to lift up his arms a little? he has a button up he's wearing over it, sure, but he's still wearing a cropped shirt

i could see him wearing shorts here and there

he definitely has little stick and pokes all over his legs and they're the most noticeable when he's wearing shorts. they're all dumb stuff, but there's a few cute ones in there and maybe one significant one here or there

he has the best hoodie collection out there!!! he doesn't mind if his partner steals them either, he thinks they look adorable in them :)

okay but mandatory beach episodes attire? god imagine it. argyle wearing a cropped shirt as a cover up, colorful swim trunks, and when he finally goes into the water, he pulls his hair back to make sure it doesn't get all tangled and nasty when he's in the ocean

not a clothing headcanon, but he tans really easily, but since he's always in layer, he'd be pretty pale whenever he isn't completely covered

lets move on to pjs!

he sleeps in just flannel pj pants, shorts, or socks. just socks. clothing gets stuffy at night