#arcadio

my goal is to convince you to READ or WATCH this series, these are the vibes (applicable to all generations because they do not give a flying f**k about family history):

xxx FIRST GENERATION xxx

Jose Arcadio Buendia

- married his cousin

- does not give a f**k about superstitions or traditions

- inventor/alchemist & is obsessed with learning & proving new sh*t

- kills someone and is forced to find a new village to find “peace”

- locks himself in his lab

- family time with his sons consists of locking himself with them in the lab

- goes batsh*t crazy when his best friend dies

- goes batsh*t crazier when his wife was not physically with him

- ends up getting tied to a tree

Ursula Iguaran Buendia

- married her cousin

- fated to have a child with a tail of a pig

- scared that she will have iguanas as children

- strong matriarch of the Buendia family and is born to witness the demise of the family she built

- a force to be reckoned with

- does not give a flying f**k about political colors (the men in her family are liberals)

- does give a flying f**k about her family

- hates/despises/abhors Arcadio’s guts

- has Rebeca as her favorite child

xxx SECOND GENERATION xxx

“Jose Arcadio” Buendia

- has such a big 🍆 his mother taught it was a deformity

- he does one of his mom’s friends // the same friend his brother f**ks in a few years

- continues the Buendia line with his illegitimate child (which he never acknowledges)

- freaked out about having a child and became a gypsy

- disappeared for so many years

- will disgrace the line even more once he returns

“Aureliano” Buendia

- is languor and has clairvoyant eyes

- has solitary air in him

- locks himself in his father’s lab during his younger years and before he dies

- he does one of his mom’s friends // the same one his brother f**ked years before

- also continues the Buendia line with his illegitimate child

- will fight for your liberal rights but will also marry and f**k a child

- will have 17 children, all named after him

- will face the firing squad

- will live long enough to become the tyrant

- started 32 wars only to let people paint their houses the color they want

- will only make gold fishes in the end

- will regret everything when he dies

Pilar Ternera

- the woman whom both Aureliano and Jose Aracadio will formicate with

- will bear them both illegitimate children

- was once a friend of Ursula

- watched Ursula give birth to Jose Arcadio

- is a witch

- reads cards/the future

- masters what happens to the Buendia men

- Buendia men approach her to get love advice after they have fornicated with her

- called a “whore” by his own son

“Remedios” Moscote-Buendia

- the said child Aureliano marries

- she is 14 in the book but Aureliano wanted to marry her even when she was 12

- there is literal sunlight wherever she goes

- would have been a great enemies to lovers trope if she WAS NOT 14

- daughter of the family’s rival

- brings peace, love, and prosperity to the Buendia home

- always so so so beautiful

- dies at a young age (often meets futile ends)

“Amaranta” Buendia

- described as plain and elegant like her mom’s grandmother

- is such a good seamstress

- hates Rebeca’s guts since childhood

- hates when anyone is prettier or more loved than her

- will fight over a guy who plays piano with Rebeca

- prays every night for something horrible to happen so Rebeca would not marry piano guy

- will end up burning her hand on the stove and wear a glove forever

- refuses to love anyone romantically

- will be romantically involved with her nephew

- will die once she finishes sewing something for her funeral

“Rebeca” Buendia

- is an ADOPTED child

- she only eats earth (soil) and whitewash on the walls

- arrived in Macondo with a bag of bones that moves (bones of her dead parents)

- described as the most beautiful in the line (prettier than Amaranta)

- fights over a guy who plays piano with Amaranta

- ends up being engaged with piano guy

- all that jazz just for her to end up choosing someone else

- said "someone else" triggers a forbidden love affair that is a favorite trope in this universe

- dies later than Amaranta

xxx THIRD GENERATION xxx

Jose “Arcadio” Buendia

- the illegitimate child of Jose Arcadio I (the gypsy) and Pilar

- looks like a child even when he was a young adult

- Ursula never accepted him so he has mommy issues

- almost f**ked his biological mother because no one ever told him who she was

- will also continue the Buendia line but this time with his legitimate children

- will also become a tyrant

- will also face the firing squad

“Aureliano Jose” Buendia

- the illegitimate child of Aureliano (the pedophile) and Pilar

- is an acknowledged natural child because his father didn’t want him to be treated like Arcadio

- was baptized

- fell in love with and wanted to f**k his aunt so bad

- when his aunt said no he drafted himself to the army

- never gets his “happy ending”

ALPS 707 "Arcadio"

Coach builder: Santarosa Motorworks Inc. Model: Nissan Diesel JA/SRMWI Eurobus Coach Transmission: Manual Seating capacity: 49 passengers + 1 conductor + 1 driver = 51 total Fare type: Air conditioned Area of operation: Provincial operation Plate No.: TYR 649 Chassis No.: JA450SSN Engine No.: PF6A Country of origin: The Philippines

Many Pinatabeasties of varying degrees!

Molti pensatori accolsero positivamente il messaggio cristiano e si convertirono. Quando, nel 380 d. C, venne emanato l'editto di Tessalonica; il cristianesimo divenne religione di stato: molti templi pagani furono, per tale motivo, distrutti; a questo seguirono le scomparse di alcuni documenti (soprattutto quelli non allineati con il messaggio cristiano), che vennero bruciati, e numerosi pagani subirono persecuzioni e furono uccisi. La filosofia pagana subì, dunque, una vera e propria battuta d'arresto, caratterizzata dal fatto che Teodosio fu anche l'ultimo imperatore a governare su un impero unito. Alla sua morte, avvenuta nel 395, l'Impero fu diviso in:

1) Impero romano d'Occidente, affidato al figlio Onorio;