4/22/14 CG and AT Log 3
-constitutionsGrief [CG] began trolling arbitrarilyTenacious [AT] at [??:??]-
CG: AS MUCH AS I *LOVE* OUR USUAL CONVERSATIONS THAT ARE ALMOST ALWAYS ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IMPORTANT AND COMPLETELY DERANGED, I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE SHOULDN’T BE HAVING ONE OF THOSE RIGHT NOW, SO YOU DO NOT GET TO BRING UP RANDOM TOPICS THAT NOT EVEN A RAVENOUS BARKFIEND COULD MANAGE TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT.
AT: „„w-wHATEVER YOU SAY BOSS,
CG: I’M GUESSING SOLLUX SENT YOU THE FILES FOR THIS DEATH TRAP OF A GAME, AND TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS JUST FINISHING MY PART OF THE CONNECTION CHAIN.
AT: aLRIGHT, i HOPE YOUR HAVING FUN WITH, uM, tHAT„
CG: ARE YOU GOING TO RUN THE CLIENT FILE OR DO YOU NOT HAVE THE THING?
AT: i-i DO, iM JUST UHH„„ lOOKING FOR IT„,
AT: iM RUNNING IT NOW, i THINK„
CG: YOU DIDN’T JUST PUT IT ON THE HOME SCREEN WHERE IT COULD BE EASILY LOCATED FOR WHEN YOU WOULD NEED TO RUN IT IN ORDER OT ABOUD HAVING YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE WIPED AWAY BY METEORS?
AT: oKAY
AT: iM SORRY OKAY, tHAT IDEA NEVER CAME TO UH, mY MIND AT THAT TIME„
AT: bUT IM SURE IM RUNNING THE FILES NOW„,
CG: CONGRATULATUONS, YOU FIGURED OUT THE EASIEST AND LEAST EMOTIONALLY TOLLING PART OF THIS WHOLE THING, WHICH IS JUST CONNECTING TO THE SERVER PROGRAM.
CG: I’M JUST GOING TO ASK NOW, WHICH OF THE MANY USELESS ITEMS IN YOUR HIVE ARE YOU NOT GOING TO REGRET HVING ME DESTROY ACCIDENTALLY?
AT: nONE„
AT: wAIT„, lET ME CHECK,
AT: „„oKAY, tHERES NOTHING I NEED FROM MY HIVE OR IN YOUR CASE, *uSLESS ITEMS*
CG: THEN THAT’S A GOOD THING. NOW GIVE ME A MOMENT TO DEPLOY THE MACHINERY REQUIRED TO ACTUALLY GET YOU INTO THE GAME.
-constitutionsGrief deploys Cruxtruder.-
-constitutionsGrief deploys Alchemiter.-
-constitutionsGrief deploys Totem Lathe.-
AT: aLRIGHTY THEN, jUST TAKE YOU TIME ITS NOT LIKE I WAS UM, gOING ANYWHERE,
-constitutionsGrief deploys Pre-Punched Card.-
CG: ONCE I OPEN THE CRUXTRUDER, YOU CAN DEAL WITH PROTOTYPING THE SPRITE. JUST THROW IN ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO BE YOUR GAME GUID OF INFINITE WISDOM THAT WAS SO CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS COMPLETE STUPIDITY THAT WILL GIVE YOU MIGRAINES FOR A SWEEPS AND THROW IT AT THE SEIZURE-INDUCING SPHERE WHEN IT POPS OUT.
AT: o-oKAY, bUT IT CAN BE ANYTHING?
CG: YES, IT CAN BE WHATEVER YOUR BLOOD PUSHER DESIRES IN THIS CASE.
AT: oH, alRIGHT, jUST WANTED TO KNOW THAT„
-constitutionsGrief drops a chair on the Cruxtruder.-
CG: … ARE YOU GOING TO PROTOTYPE OR NOT? I DON’T HAVE ALL NIGHT TO WATCH YOU FAIL AT TRYING TO ENTER THIS GAME AND ENDING UP GETTING CRUSHED BY SOACE ROCKS SENT TO DESTROY ALTERNIA AS WE KNOW IT.
AT: iM WORKING ON IT, iM JUST LOOKING FOR A *USLESS ITEM*„,
AT: oH NO, uM„ k-kARKAT? i THINK I DID SOMETHING„,
CG: DO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT DEMONSTRATION OF THE VERY DEFINITION OF THE WORD IDIOCY YOU MANAGED TO DO WHILE I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT THE NEXT STEP OF THIS WHOLE PROCESS WAS?
AT: „„,mAYBE ITS BEST IF YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT I JUST UM, tROWN INTO THE PROTOTYPE THING THEN„
CG: JUST TELL ME WHILE YOU SET UP THE PRE PUNCHED CARD IN THE TOTEM LATHE SO I KNOW WHAT OTHER ANNOYANCE WE’RE GOING TO END UP FIGHTING?
-arbitrarilyTenacious [AT] gave up trolling constitutionsGrief [CG] at [??:??]-
CG: SHIT.
-constitutionsGrief [CG] gave up trolling arbitrarilyTenacious [AT] at [??:??]-












