farmer jack: who tucks his flannel into his jeans, and wears dusty boots every day. his family are wheat farmers and he listens to the country station on a small radio that he keeps in his combine while he harvests. also his farmer tan is unreal.
farmer jack: hoisting giant sacks of flour over his shoulder, wearing a cowboy hat unironically, sitting in a muskoka chair eating spitz and drinking canada dry, keeping a stalk of wheat in his mouth to chew on while he’s puttering around the shed, kneading dough for his papa because he’s got the muscles to knead for hours on end without breaking a sweat (not that bob can’t do it, but hey, he’s not as young as he used to be, okay? that and bob can never say no when someone asks him to make a loaf of red river, so he’s almost constantly in the kitchen caught somewhere between one loaf and the next), owning (and utilizing) a make-your-own-beer kit and greatly considers opening a brewery as a side
