do you vow to keep each other's ship afloat?

WHEN i write supernatural: the next generation. and my ocs track down the 70-year-old carver edlund because they want to know why his supernatural books are so accurate with regards to The Monster Lore. and he’s like “well i used to be god so that’s why it’s all true. because i literally created the monster lore.” and one of my ocs is like wait so dean winchester was a real person and he died on a piece of rebar at the age of 41??? and chuck is like i have no idea lol the last book wasn’t true because i wasn’t god anymore and i just wrote the most spiteful ending for the winchesters possible because their kid took my powers away from me. and then it’s revealed somehow that dean and cas are together and running a combination bar/knife shop/dispensary in colorado. 

fuck of desitel