Excessive Characters #11 :}
On eating snacks and watching tv
B: When I eat chips, I don’t turn the sound up, I just turn the captions on.
A: Oh yeah? Weakling. I just sit there straining my ears to make sense of the disjointed soundbites I receive between crunches. It focuses the mind and trains the cochlea. Wanna bet which one of us’ll survive the apocalypse?
B: I don’t think that was ever up for debate.











