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Man, wouldn't it be fun if the Xenonite suit wasn't nnecessary for Grace and Rocky to tuch, then they could fu-
Wait, no. Shit. Mercury and incompatible orifaces. "Grace want penis digested, question???"
Ehhh, whatever, they can bang anyway. I've made dumber leaps of logic-
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Grace who hasn't had proper physical contact with another human for a long time pretty much cumming in his pants just from the act of a simple simple hug.
Doesn't help that the person hugging him is a fucking wet dream come to life, but still.
Simon is somewhat dismayed, but also kinda flattered.
Rocky laughs so hard he can barely breathe. For like 10 minutes straight. To the point where if Grace wasn't desperately trying to hide his boner and Simon wasn't bluescreening at the idea of Grace finding him attractive with all the mutations, they would be seriously concerned about that goddamn boulder asphyiating on his own wretched spittle.
Dw, they can fuck nasty about it later. Rocky can either watch or be included, but he might just wanna watch. Creepy little voyer. (Affectionate)
I personally think that the PHM fandom(And Bloodymary folks too, it'll be funny) should get more mileage out of the fact that the way Grace was called in to assist on PHM, and how he ended up on the ship, and seemingly a bunch of other shit, was higher-ups going:
"Well. Fuck. The backup plan for our backup plan has failed. Do- Do we have literally anything else available? ANYTHING? Dear god, ANYTHING else?? ...no? Fine. If -and only if- he's our last remaining plausible choice... Send in the Freak."
And then Rocky was the only one on his ship to survive the radiation... Because he was off by himself in a workshop, not leaving or interacting with the rest of his crew while the all died of radiation poisoning? Yeah no, I don't buy it. He could not have been the only engineer on that ship. Uh-huh. He was 'so busy with work' he wasn't out in the contaminated parts of the ship. Totally not just a social outcast who people didn't like very much. Totally.
And then he shows back up on Erid later like "Yeah, of course I'll help solve the Astrophage crisis and start our Taumoeba farm... After we get my squishy alien friend here housed and fed and such. What's that? The entire planet is in danger of dying if we delay? Well, then we'd better hurry up on getting Grace sorted! If he dies, WE ALL DIE WITH HIM. :) :) :) :)"
Imagine Bloodymary where they get abducted the COI, and they think HELL YEAH, TALENTED SCIENTIST. And then Simon stands behind him shaking his head feverishly. Like, NO. NONONONONONONO. DO NOT TURN EITHER OF THEM LOOSE IN YOUR LABS. And if either one of them starts talking about making 'improvements' to the life support systems, FUCKING SEDATE THEM.
I love Coltland Twins, specifically because Ryland Grace gives such fucking huge 'Youngest Child' energy, but also like he's resentful of it.
He's like 10 minutes younger, and nobody's ever gonna let him forget it. He's the baby. That's how it works.
I look into the mirror. I hold my breath.
I say 'Bloodymary' three times.
The image distorts.
I see Markiplier getting fucked in the ass by Ryan Gosling.
I smile, satisfied. The ritual is complete.
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Ohhh, FUCK.
One of my bosses from an ex-job at a Movie Theaters when I was 16-17 actually told us one night that some years prior, he actually was fucking around with a little fucking Bean; snorting it up his nose over & over until it finally got Stuck up there somewhere somehow...& he couldn't get it back out. After some time (several days?), he finally went to the Doctor, & the Doctor told him the thing had started SPROUTING up there.
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Ha.
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Ew.
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Simon: Oh my god, your food is AMAZING. How did you do this??? How the hell did you get MEAT out here??
Grace: Haha, uh... It was... An adventure, let's say.
Simon: I hadn't even realised any of the animals on Erid were edible to humans.
Grace: Oh, they aren't.
Simon:
Grace:
Simon: Then... What meat is this?
Grace:
Simon: WHAT FUCKING MEAT IS THIS???
art movements are running out of names. modern and contemporary should be synonymous but are not. so they’re all going to be called “art movement [[string of numbers]]” in the future. i know because i was there. 200 more nixons are president
