#aph matchups

I'm Romano TRASH - jvjvutddvnkbbk- ofc!!

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Romano Marriage Headcanons + Having A Son

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- Honey. You're married to an amazing chef. While he strongly prefers to cook Italian cuisine, he would make whatever you wanted. He genuinely loves cooking for you.

- If you wanted to cook, then he's fine with that. He'd like to lend you a hand in the kitchen, but if you don't want assistance, then he's fine with that too. Lovi is a flexible boy.

- If one or both of you are in the kitchen, Romano will lightly smack your ass. No matter what time if day it is.

- This is a personal headcanon, but I think Lovino is a better chef than Feliciano-

- There will be some arguments here and there. Lovino is a rather argumentative person, and will argue with anyone about anything. The arguments he has with you are usually over some dumb stuff. Nothing too serious.

- KING OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. After a shitty day of work, or just a bad day in general, it's nice to come home and walk into his arms. He will cuddle you, feed you, and will listen to you vent and rant to him. He cares about you so much. You're technically the world to this man.

- While he can be pretty brash, Romano is very sweet when it comes to his lover. He's the most caring person in this world. He's a flirty little fuck, but you love him. He is Italian- well, the embodiment of Southern Italy, y'know.

- When your son comes into this world/your home, Romano swears to himself that he will be a good father. He won't leave him like how his Grandpa Rome did.

- Speaking of Rome, Lovino wishes that Rome could see his great-grandson. In fact, he thinks that Rome would like to see the little guy. Lovino doesn't hate Rome (this is Canon).

- He's honestly the sweetest father that any kid could ask for. Yes, he has a son, and he will be hard on him in the future, but Romano still loves his boy.

- Romano will take his son to church - as long as the boy wants to. It's Canon that Roma is a catholic. If his son doesn't want to be Catholic and/or go to church, the Italian will accept that.

- Even with the kid he has, he still makes time for his lover. Lovino will drop off his son at Feliciano's house to watch over the child while he and his lover go out on some sort of date.

- Feli and the small child do a lot of chaotic things at the younger Italian's house.

- "Uncle Feli! Can we-a blow some-a Peeps in the microwave?"

- "Ve~ That-a sounds like-a fun!"

- And then, you and Romano come in to see Italy and your son. It's kind of a mess.

- "WHAT-A THE CRAPOLA HAPPENED HERE?!"

- "Hi, Papa!"

- "Oh, Romano! You're-a back!"

- Romano sighs, a slight chuckle coming from the Italian. He loves his son. He loves his little brother.

- But, most importantly,

I'm honestly REALLY BORED so why not do matchups?

This is meant for all genders, as my acc desc says x male reader, but this isn't a reader, this is me doing Hetalia! But with everyone. So feel free to tell me the corresponding info;

Height, hair color, eye color, gender, sexuality, personality, and zodiac sign (if you know your sun, moon, and ascendant)

Of course this is all optional, just please be descriptive, it'd help me out a lot to choose a partner!

I ship you with: Greece!

I match you with Estonia/Eduard Von Bock!

Eduard is a gigantic nerd, and he’d pretty much share about all the same hobbies as you. He’s not big into playing music, but he does love to mess around with robots and programming, so that will definitely catch his interest. Ed is initially attracted to your passionate nature when it comes to things that interest you. He’s exactly the same way and can appreciate that in a person. He’d probably be the first one to make a move, as he tends to be quite bold, and will find your loyalty to be something he adores. Ed is 100% the type to work to be someone, so even if you didn’t seem all that interested in him at first (due to your distant nature), that definitely wouldn’t stop him from trying to ask you out. 

(( hello, thanks for requesting

For Haikyuu, I’ll match you with Ittetsu Takeda !

Takeda knows that you can’t handle irritation well, so he will be there to hold your hand in your toughest times. He knows that if left pent up you might just punch someone, so he tries his best to calm you down. He likes that you go with the flow ‘cause he’s a really busy guy and sometimes he’s insecure about not spending enough time with you. He loves to talk to you but most of the time he lets you do most of the talking. He likes knowing that you’re into a bunch of stuff. These are also the things that he has little to no knowledge about. It’s a learning experience for him and more than that it’s a way to bond together. He’s an old soul and he would love to speak with you about the humanities all day if he has to. 

For Hetalia, I’ll match you with APH America !

Dates would consist of pranking the hell out of anyone in Alfred’s house, watching golden age movies, and talking non-stop on what movie you guys should see this coming month. He’s an easygoing guy and he’d most likely won’t stop you with your shenanigans and would typically join you, really. 

It may not look like it but he’s really good with AP. It may be because he always jokes around, but he has a knack for the humanities and would not mind if it is on the table. He’s a very good writer but he gets demotivated sometimes, so he has a lot of papers laying around. Sometimes you guys can just lay on his bedroom floor and talk about your favorite stories together. 

Hmm... How about... Romania!

I believe Romania would be a wondrous match for you my dear! Okay so hear me out; I believe the fact you seem to enjoy horror movies and vampires were popular in the movie genre I think he too would bond over horror movies with you! I think since he's a nerdy person for magic and stuff, he would def enjoy some D&D too! And you know Romania is into Roman culture, he enjoys geeking out so perhaps Roman arrrt?? He's romantic too, so FOREST DATES!

To me Romania would have an interest in you, the fact that he's into magic and vampires, I believe he's into mystery, so I think he might find your shyness mysterious as well! He's friendly, so I'm sure you'd warm up to him, and indeed goof off with him and Bulgaria! He is def one to enjoy hanging out probably a lot of cheesy compliments here and there too! He he!

Heya!! You seem like a lit person, imo, and I have decided to match you up with...

Canada/Matthew Williams

- Bby Mattie over here wouldn't mind that you're kinda chubby. He thinks that all people are beautiful, since this boy believes in "hearts, not parts".

- You're bi? He'll support you! He's a big ally to the LGBTQ+ community (and he doesn't label his Sexuality. Because he doesn't want to fall under a label just yet.)

- Matthew knows what it's like to be shy at first - He's kind of the same. Once you open up with him and start talking, he'll enjoy the fact that he has someone to talk to. Canada doesn't mind that you talk a lot. In fact, this boy will happily sit and listen to you.

- You're strong for your size? Canada would be surprised at first, but he loves that about you. He wants to be strong like you, to be honest. Of course, he'd want you to leave the heavy-lifting to him. What if you pulled something? Or hurt yourself? This boy is a sweetheart and just loves you so much.

- If the two of you sleep in the same bed, I can see Kumajiro crawling in between the two of you for warmth. Cuz polar bear things.

- Matthew would absolutely adore going on hikes with you. He knows a few trails you might like. Let's hope the two of you won't get lost.

- Gardening? He'd try his best to help you with Gardening!

- You're so smol to him. Expect this boy to put you in his lap and cuddle you to nearly death. He'll tell you how adorable you are and how much you mean to him.

- I'm going to be honest - This boy will try his best to help you become optimistic and to be kind to yourself. If you think someone doesn't deserve kindness, and you tell him privately, he'd ask why. Of course, he'd understand - or try to understand- your reason. He won't judge you for that.

- Please, teach him how to play D&D! He has heard Britain talk about that game before, but the British gentleman couldn't hear the soft-spoken male. The game interests him, and he'd love to learn how to play!

- You're good at cooking and baking?! He's pleased that he's dating someone who can also cook! This man will want to cook/bake with you- I mean, if you want him to! He doesn't want to be a bother in the kitchen.

- I personally headcanon Canada also knowing Canadian French! The two of you would probably have conversations in Canadian French to confuse those around you that don't speak said language.

- Matthew would be very happy if you didn't confuse him for his brother. He's sick of living in America's shadow and just wants to be recognized for... well, him! If you recognize this boy easily, he'll be very happy and feel like he's one step closer to becoming his own self.