#anvthinggoes

“When I was 12, my best friend and I sneaked into a theater see Dawn of the Dead. I had nightmares after that. But the real scary part is when my parents found out. I was grounded for a month.”

“This happened a few years ago. I danced for a man who was a bigwig in the Broadway circle. He got me tickets to the biggest show around (you know, that one no one can ever get tickets for). And afterwards he took me backstage to meet the show’s stars. It was definitely one of the best experiences that ever came out of my job.”

“This actually happened a few months ago. I had a client who came to me. Instead of wanting sex, she wanted lessons. Turns out her husband was way into being dominated and she wanted me to show her the ropes, as it were. I was happy to oblige, but if her husband had been a client of mine I would have pitied the loss of business.”

“When I was 18, I was engaged to a prince from another country. We were on friendly terms, but didn’t love each other. The press caught me kissing another woman and the engagement was called off. I’m not sure if that’s really bad, but my parents and the people of my country sure thought it was.”

“Dinah, my twin sister, was my best friend my entire life. Actually, she was my best friend even before I was born. She was kidnapped, and even though my parents paid the ransom, she was never returned. I still don’t know what happened to her. At this point, I’m starting to think not knowing is worse than knowing whatever horrible thing happened to her.”