#answermachine

I am not heeah to receive your missive:

perhaps I toil at tasks permissive

with those athletic yet non-adhesive?

Would that I wuuh some website spectre

or woke-faced leftie loon’s conjecture:

we’ll simmer no more through Sir Keir’s drear lectures!

(Mayhap the pad in Downing Street

could use a slap of Dulux, Sweet,

but I’m on the mobile. Plus, not a deet-

ails buck: a rug’s as good as a chaise longue!)

Dom’s on the other lie, so I’m long gorn:

leave your donation at the old dingdong…

📱: is their phone cracked?

survey says...her phone is NOT cracked but she has the worst habit of dropping it so she had to buy one of those like, military grade cases with like unbreakable glass or some shit fnjsjdsdn

🎬: favourite show and movie?

show: the get down, she has WORDS about this show, she rewatches it like every month

movie: she knows absolutely nothing about comics or marvel and certainly isn’t starting now, but she watched spiderverse 4 times in theatres and is just in this world, pointing out every small detail that went into this movie, crying just as often as i do when i watch it bc why not u kno?

👋: reflex awkward hand move?

🤟-> surfer’s wave (it started after rachel convinced her to bingewatch h2o just add water and she would try to say things in an australian accent and do the hand move, and then it snowballed into an unironic display of greeting and she is Unable To Go Back njfjsjfjd)

the better question would be: how many non-orange things does logan own?

This is one rad answering machine:

OMG PLEASE FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS VOICE MESSAGE JESUS GOD!!!!