#andykauffman

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump is down in the polls for the first time in months after accusations of actually being deceased comedian Charlie Kauffman dressed in a fat suit.

Fans of the humorist have always maintained Kauffman to be alive, with his death all being part of an elaborate, years long, practical joke – and after watching Trumps performance at political rallies over the last several months they now feel vindicated.

The fat-suitor movement, as it has become known, claims Kauffman intends to reveal himself shortly after being sworn in to office. If correct, pundits state it will become the biggest joke in American politics since a speech Obama gave maintaining the nation still has a special relationship with Britain. 

Suitors note that footage has recently surfaced of three sarcastic midgets singing a song about freedom, something maintained to be a ‘fucking Kauffman joke if we’ve ever seen one’.