melanie mayron and christopher guest in heartbeeps (1981)
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melanie mayron and christopher guest in heartbeeps (1981)

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A quick little fanart for Heartbeeps, a cute robot romcom that could have been better but has some very lovely and very funny moments as well as gorgeous Stan Winston robot makeup.
If you know, you know.
Heartbeeps (1981)
What a weird thing to just now discover: an Andy Kaufman-starring comedy about two robots falling in love and going on the run. I never even knew it existed until today.
Now, I must stress, this is not a good film at all: awful dialogue, slow pacing and practically no story at the center of it. The machines inexplicably behave like people, when there is no reason for them to do so, and the people characters may as well be machines. The movie fails entirely at making you care for any of them or buy into any of the nonsense taking place. But it's also one of the quirkiest films you'll get to see, with striking visuals all the way through, and technical excellence in all the other departments.
If I was to try sum it up in words, I guess I would have to say it was a cobbled-together hodgepodge of Tron, Sleeper, Short Circuit, A.I. and Batman Returns, filmed by Wes Anderson from a script by an 11-year-old written on a Speak N Spell.
So no, it's not a good film, but it is sort of charming, in an 80s time capsule kind of way, and a pretty thing for your eyes to look at the once.
★★★★★½☆☆☆☆
🌻 ;; “TRY OUR BED,” SAID THE DEATH ENGINEER - - “WOULD IT STIMULATE HER ANY MORE THAN WHAT’S HERE?”
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lullaby only made for two i've waited since the start of time to sing it now for you and i love you, i really do.
"You steal my breath of love from my chest on the edge of a heartbeat my love, softest heat.."
At the edges of each heartbeat, visions of your face softly haunt me in the best of ways unhindered and unbridled in so much love - eUë