#android au

Naniii how could you do this to me ahh

part 1

Ple@$ure Bots! L&D Ed!tion

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SYLUS-09 — Dual output modules. Best for submissive users. % hybrid

ZAYNE-07 — Temperature ^%Adaptive dominance/submission

XAVIER-03 — Stamina @#!de. Breeding tendencies

CALEB-11 — Vib$#estic protocols. Affection intensity control

RAFAYEL-01 — Dual output modules. Aquatic compa#@! module

!! WARNING: Module SYLUS-09, CALEB-11 unstable…recalibrating subroutines

>>> ERROR: ZAYNE-07, XAVIER-03, RAFAYEL-01 experiencing subroutine anomaly

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android AU, angst, suggestive, androids catch feelings, yearning with robotic labels

--- Boot sequence... complete

Freddy 🐻: You're well-acquainted with sitting on Freddy's lap. The heated silicon acted as a warm cushion for your bottom. The manufacturers made his thighs pretty plush despite his muscular form. Freddy likes to place you on his lap after shows or after anything for that matter. Freddy is a busy man as he is the face of the Pizzaplex. Once things die down, Freddy loves to unwind with you. Your smaller form cradled into his large hands as the two of you chat. All in all, he loves holding you in his lap.

Chica 🐔: While she's deemed the smallest of the gang, she's still taller than you. I said it before in the "Making Out" headcanons, but I'll say it again: Chica's 5'9, you're 5'6. And God does she love using your height as an excuse to baby you. She practically abuses the height difference. Pinch your cheeks and pat your head whilst she giggles and calls you cute. That also means an excuse for lap-sitting. Where Chica plops you into her lap and plays with your hair, squawking about whatever is generated in her motherboard. Sometimes before a show, she has you in her lap while she does her makeup to have one final chat before she hits the stage. Her thighs are so soft and squishy; they make the perfect pillow. Overall, best lap to sit on.

Monty 🐊: Physical affection is his love language, so of course, Monty's hands are around you somewhere some time. From a hand on your hip to just straight up carrying you over the shoulder. No matter the body type, Monty fucking loves holding you. Lap-sitting is very common with the caiman man. (cai-man i need to fucking stop) Most commonly after a show where he unwinds with you on his meaty thighs making out in his green room with the curtains closed and the lights hazy. Sometimes when he's not feeling feisty, he just places you on his lap and holds you for comfort. He'll play a little tune on his bass whilst your head rests on his chest to lull you to sleep.

Roxy 🐺: Lap sitting always includes a free makeover and juicy gossip. You're sitting in front of her vanity whilst her nails comb through your hair and style it on a whim. Will also do her makeup before a show with you on her lap. Her thighs are meaty, but a little soft, and her boobs make the best pillow ever. You'll just stuff your face into her breasts just to rouse her. (She's gonna maim you one way or the other ~) 

Sun 🌞: Expect not a lot of lap sitting. I know, I know, you want to sit on his lap ALL THE TIME, but the dude has to run around the daycare all day to monitor all the children at once. Very little time you get to be in his lap; only a fraction of downtime is when you'll be in his lap comfortably. Although, he's more likely to crawl into your lap out of exhaustion and touch deprivation. He'll probably sleep on you depending on his battery life. When you're in his lap, you two are probably doing arts & crafts together. The tiny chairs are highly uncomfortable, so you eschew sitting on them. Sun's lap is the better option; a heated chest and soft, thin thighs to sit on. You'll never see it with your height difference, but it's obvious that he's flustered about your position. His face is a vibrant red and his fans are whirling faster than a turbine. Oh look, he's stuttering. I-It's just...you look so cute! You're so small compared to him! Even your hands disappear into his hands. He's gonna combust any minute now.

Robert Robertson the third is an android.

The whole theme of dispatch is subverting expectations. Or maybe even irony I don’t know.

Like blonde blazer, not being blonde or track star being the youngest of his group now being old as shi. Plus the whole Phoenix program itself. 

So what if Mecca man someone who’s famously a normal person in a suit of armor turned out to be a machine.

Like I know when the beginning, he goes to the hospital and he was in a coma, and he shown bleeding a lot… like a lot of bleeding.

Anyway, I think it’s like a Pinocchio/Charlie from Fnaf situation. We never hear about Robert’s mom, not even a throwaway line about her dying when he was young. (as far as I remember, and I do have the memory of a baby. So I might be wrong about that)

What if Robert Dad couldn’t have children but he wanted to keep Mecha Man alive since it was his whole life’s work. So he made Robert.

And it is semi possible that Robert is just indistinguishable from humans for the most part because there is magic and aliens in the world so who’s to say Robert the second didn’t dip into one of those options. 

So Robert fines more of his dad stuff maybe when he’s looking for blueprints to the power sell or whatever it’s called. He ends up finding it in a box or a file labeled next GEN and it’s blueprints for a machine and oh shit that’s a robot that can grow and oh shit it’s labeled Rr3. 

It turns out that Robert is powered on one of the power cells.

So later, during like an epic fight where one of their prototype power cells is failing in the Mec Robert uses the one that currently powered him to power the Mec.

It’s definitely body whore because Robert still looks pretty human like he bleeds so just imagine the gore of our comfort character.

(The AU part of this I imagine Robert making his own kid, but giving them the choice to be something else) 

I do think if you’re choosing to romance blonde blazer, this would put a snag in the relationship because she wants to settle down and that usually means having a family… and Robert cannot provide that because he’s a robot.

But invisigal probably could care less. Like is she shocked 100% but Robert is Robert and she likes him all the same. She would also probably make a d1ck joke.

4 renders I need to get around to finishing :( Rebecca in comfy clothes is so cutey I like the hc that bc of all her scarring she prefers loose lounge clothing (like me although it’s bc of my autism cus I have textural sensitivity)

Android au stuff (au cred: @theamityelf ) I really need to get around to finishing these (also magma doodles from new chapter) and a esmeralda amanda

I just like the idea of amanda setting Marcus house on fire in some way 🙄🙄 need him to get burned like he’s in hell

Not gonna lie I know very little about Detroit: become human other than it's considered a good game. I read the wikipedia page about it, lol. So this is probably more influenced by A.I. Artificial Intelligence (the movie with that kid from The Sixth Sense that I saw on TV too much as a teen) than anything.

-Dennis had been a farm bot. He'd been programmed to work the fields. Except one day one of the human workers had been caught in one of the harvesting machines, and Dennis was helpless to stop it. He jammed the works up with his own arm to stop the harvester, but the worker still bled out before help could arrive.

-He gets a replacement arm, which isn't as good, but he can still work the fields. He also sneaks off one day to download an illegal .zip off the Net with first aid knowledge. He doesn't want another human dying because he didn't know how to make a tourniquet.

He doesn't realise he jailbreaks his programming in doing so until he overhears the farmers discussing how his productivity is down and they should just scrap him for parts and he runs. Farm bots aren't supposed to be able to leave their designated farms. But he does.

-He survives pretty well. He manages to get himself to a big city far away. He gets himself an old army coat, and people start to assume he's just another homeless vet with a bum arm, not a farm-bot that's gone rogue. He doesn't need food, so he shares what any kind passers-by give him with the human homeless. He uses his newfound kind of medical knowledge to help his new friends, too.

-So when Dennis accidentally slips and falls down a whole bunch of stairs, his new friends try to be helpful and load him up into a shopping cart and tell him they'll take him to The Pitt.

The Pitt sounds like a place you dump broken 'droids, and he feels betrayed, but also most of his systems went offline to do some internal self-repair and rebooting. Farm bots are hardy, and somewhat self-repairing for things like bumps and bruises, but the angle of his broken already once-replaced arm is so inhuman he figures the jig is up. He just wished they didn't keep talking to him, telling him it would be okay.

-The Pitt turns out to be a hospital. Like, a human hospital. His friends brought him to get help and promised him 'Doctor Robby will fix you right up'.

-He does not meet Doctor Robby. He meets Doctor Santos first, who clocks something is wrong as soon as they put a little thing on his finger and it beeps. They usher his friends away and him into another room, behind a curtain. She shares a look with a nurse, and Dennis thinks that can't be good. He's just about got his speech patterns back online when she tells the nurse to 'go get Doctor Robby'.

"Please, just let me go," he manages. She looks at him, surprised.

"You back online?"

"I will be soon," he promises. "I can just go. I'm not hurting anyone, please."

-That's when Doctor Robby comes in. He cottons on to what's going on pretty quickly and sends Doctor Santos out of the room. She looks like she wants to stay, but she does go.

"Let's take a look at your arm," he says, gently helping Dennis out of his coat. He tries to protest, but he doesn't have his full range of movement yet.

Doctor Robby doesn't wince or look disgusted at the exposed circuitry or the ripped open synth-flesh. Hums and haws at the damage, carefully considering it. "Do you have any sensations left in this arm? You don't seem in pain, but..."

"No, it's aftermarket." Dennis said. The first time it had hurt. This one? It did what he wanted it to, but he couldn't feel anything with it except basic pressure.

-"Do your friends know?" Doctor Robby asks. "That you're not..."

"Human? No." That's why they brought him here, right? "Are you going to turn me in?" Why try and fix him if he was just going to call the rogue droid hunters?

"Every person who comes here deserves the best treatment we can give them," Doctor Robby says, stressing the word person.

-Robby fixes his arm in as much as he can, getting the angle back to normal and wrapping it in bandages like a real human. He tells Dennis' friends he needs to stay for surgery and sends them on their way with sandwiches.

Then he calls a buddy of his, Duke, who would be able to actually help him with his arm. He didn't look like a droid hunter, and Doctor Robby gave Dennis his word that if he went with Duke, he'd be safe, and Doctor Robby would come check on him after his shift.

What choice did he have? His arm was still sparking, twitching. He'd be a danger to his friends, too suspicious as a rogue droid to keep them from getting caught in any bounty hunter crossfire.

-He goes with Duke.

-Duke runs a motorcycle repair shop, but in the back there is a room kitted out to helping fix androids. He tells Dennis he did a lot of bad things in his past, but helping androids was never one of them.

With Dennis' consent - and he was very clear about that, walking him through the options - Duke fits him with a new arm. It's better than the one he ever had. Suddenly, textures feel... more. He spends a lot of time touching things. When the cat that hung out around Duke's shop let him pet it, he nearly cried.

-Duke finds him and offers to tinker some more, to see if he can bring up the sensation in Dennis' other arm. He also tell him a lot of interesting stories about human life, motorcycles, stuff that happens outside of farms and the alleyways he's been keeping to.

-Dennis is pretty sure Duke has lived a lot of life for most humans.

-Doctor Robby does come back, and so does the cat. Dennis is sitting very very still, petting it gently, when the doctor arrives. He's not wearing a helmet, which Dennis thinks is odd. Aren't human skulls kind of fragile? And not backed-up anywhere?

-Apparently so did the droid police, because they flagged Robby on the high way and followed him to Duke's. It takes a whole lot of talking and Duke basically saying Robby has kind of a death wish for them to let him go (after a scan.) They ask who Dennis is, and Robby blurts out 'my boyfriend'.

-Dennis knows enough about human relationships to make big sad eyes at the officer. "I keep telling him to wear a helmet but he won't listen to me," he says.

"Dude, you need help," Duke agrees.

Robby looks torn between mad and actually a little guilty.

-The droid busters pretty much threaten they're keeping an eye on them. And that is how Dennis ends up riding to Robby's apartment on the back of his motorcycle, in a helmet he borrowed from Duke.

-Fake dating to lovers to 'Duke I need more upgrades but you have to promise to be cool about it.' (Duke is very cool about it. He's been waiting for Dennis to ask, would he like to pick out a dick from the box?)

-Yes they get a cat.