Illiterate idiot

And that’s why he’s nervous about the witches finding out they lost a wand because they would have to rip him open to get it out.

maybe that’s why he does lightning magic because the wand somewhat burned up and became plasma or magic equivalent plasma.

What if the reason why wizard is considered a common is that he uses his staff to insulate the magic so it comes out less powerful. 

Like one day, someone breaks the staff in battle.

beast cookie probably: what are you gonna do now child!

Wizard cookie: *Forms of fork with his magic* i’m about to make that tree look like a mercy!

I also love a lot of these AU where wizard cookie was somehow made by shadow milk. 

So imagine the fountain of knowledge finding shards of old, which is wand and putting it into a chunk of his own dough and he puts it in the freezer or something and then years later, it gets baked and bam wizard cookie.

And then the spire happens, and shadow milk he is just like oh shit that’s my kid!!

I also mentioned that his teeth are splinters so what if he hast to be somewhat careful with his words? Like if he accidentally said a spell, it just happens. Little Bros words are literally magic. Maybe when he was freshly baked he was mute because even saying a simple word which is set something on fire or do some chaotic shit. 

Big brother Dustin! He’s basically already their kid. He would be so excited to be a big brother.

To go with this, they adopt a disabled child. Like she has a cleft lip.

She 100% has a name that’s very different but has a cute normal version like Lucifer - Lucy.

Or if they don’t get to name her, she just has the most basic white girl name. Like chastity or Sophie anything that will shock people when she’s older.

(Either way her middle name is going to be Chrissy)

Like she’s 100% going to be a mosh pit girly.

She’s definitely going to have a whole character arc like Steve where she’s embarrassed to have two dads and she’s the queen of high school and then something happens.

Maybe it’s upside down related, or something a little more human but she ends up being in the same exact spot as both of her dad’s. Then next year in high school she’s the weird kid who has dark makeup and she’s never been happier.

Some more fiyerboq doodles :)

Since fiyercrows limbs would be the heaviest parts of his body (due to the amount of hay in them needing to be denser for fingers n stuff) I like to think that the little tie (noose) he had tied around his neck is the only thing keeping his head on, since we can see the flared bottom of the sack.

Some more clothing doodles for the scarecrow. I love his guard uniform but I would imagine he would need to change at some point before they reach the emerald city. Like, this living scarecrow waltzes into the palace in the uniform of the ex-head of the guards? Suspicious would be an understatement XDD and since they would be traveling through munchkin land I like the whole ‘he totally stole this off some poor munchkins clothes line’ vibes inspired by @dontmixpaintinyourcoffee ‘s adorable design and the munchkin outfits from the movie :) (I tried some other colour combos we see in the land but honestly you can pry green-brown scarecrow out my cold dead hands, I love him. Plus an old bowtie kept around his waist, memories of a happier time)

While obviously Boq is pretty down after he gets turned to tin (valid). I think that since Fiyero has such a focus on his appearance and how he presents himself he would probably struggle to accept himself in the long run.

(And from a FiyerBoq pov) Fiyero looks down at his new hands, they’re sloppily sewn together with mismatched rough fabrics with gaps and pieces of hay falling out. His limbs bend at awkward angles, joins folding the wrong way. Knowing the rest of his body is equally as patchworked and misshapen after the spell. And when he looks over at Boqs new form, while he has obviously changed, the smooth filigree and panels that cover his body make him look like a knight from a fairy tale. Make him look confident. Make him beautiful.

(English isnt my main language so sorry in advance if theres any typos lol)

Basically PK(hc his name is Arthur) and Katherine are forced by Nathan to bond lol

"Wake up call"

Dispatch, the superhero(antihero) harem game!