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I know that wizard cookies staff is most likely the witches one that he has, but I like to think that a young witch dropped their wand in the batter and the wand is baked inside of him.
And that’s why he’s nervous about the witches finding out they lost a wand because they would have to rip him open to get it out.
maybe that’s why he does lightning magic because the wand somewhat burned up and became plasma or magic equivalent plasma.
I like to think that the wand would act like his nervous system or something like bits of it poke out from his crust. Maybe that’s why he covers himself up. Like the main part of the wand pokes out from his back like his spine is exposed? Maybe his teeth are splinters and that’s why he covers up his mouth?
What if the reason why wizard is considered a common is that he uses his staff to insulate the magic so it comes out less powerful. 
Like one day, someone breaks the staff in battle.
beast cookie probably: what are you gonna do now child!
Wizard cookie: *Forms of fork with his magic* i’m about to make that tree look like a mercy!
I also love a lot of these AU where wizard cookie was somehow made by shadow milk. 
So imagine the fountain of knowledge finding shards of old, which is wand and putting it into a chunk of his own dough and he puts it in the freezer or something and then years later, it gets baked and bam wizard cookie.
And then the spire happens, and shadow milk he is just like oh shit that’s my kid!!
I also mentioned that his teeth are splinters so what if he hast to be somewhat careful with his words? Like if he accidentally said a spell, it just happens. Little Bros words are literally magic. Maybe when he was freshly baked he was mute because even saying a simple word which is set something on fire or do some chaotic shit. 
Forgive the typos, I am sleep deprived and I am not going to fix them.
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thinking about dad!steddie adopting a baby girl and meeting her for the first time and it’s genuinely a core experience for them and they’re instantly in love with this tiny little baby
I’m currently obsessed with this so here are my thoughts. 
Big brother Dustin! He’s basically already their kid. He would be so excited to be a big brother.
To go with this, they adopt a disabled child. Like she has a cleft lip.
She 100% has a name that’s very different but has a cute normal version like Lucifer - Lucy.
Or if they don’t get to name her, she just has the most basic white girl name. Like chastity or Sophie anything that will shock people when she’s older.
(Either way her middle name is going to be Chrissy)
Like she’s 100% going to be a mosh pit girly.
She’s definitely going to have a whole character arc like Steve where she’s embarrassed to have two dads and she’s the queen of high school and then something happens.
Maybe it’s upside down related, or something a little more human but she ends up being in the same exact spot as both of her dad’s. Then next year in high school she’s the weird kid who has dark makeup and she’s never been happier.
thinking about dad!steddie adopting a baby girl and meeting her for the first time and it’s genuinely a core experience for them and they’re instantly in love with this tiny little baby
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Since fiyercrows limbs would be the heaviest parts of his body (due to the amount of hay in them needing to be denser for fingers n stuff) I like to think that the little tie (noose) he had tied around his neck is the only thing keeping his head on, since we can see the flared bottom of the sack.
Some more clothing doodles for the scarecrow. I love his guard uniform but I would imagine he would need to change at some point before they reach the emerald city. Like, this living scarecrow waltzes into the palace in the uniform of the ex-head of the guards? Suspicious would be an understatement XDD and since they would be traveling through munchkin land I like the whole ‘he totally stole this off some poor munchkins clothes line’ vibes inspired by @dontmixpaintinyourcoffee ‘s adorable design and the munchkin outfits from the movie :) (I tried some other colour combos we see in the land but honestly you can pry green-brown scarecrow out my cold dead hands, I love him. Plus an old bowtie kept around his waist, memories of a happier time)
Lastly some cute kisses (yay! We love drawing a cute height difference). Plus,,, did no one question when the prince of an entire country just like,, disappeared? Surely his parents were looking for him at some point? Can definitely see the relations between the emerald city and the vinkus being a little rough after everything.. poor Glinda (In my little mix between wicked and the original oz books here (plus some shipping). I like to imagine that instead of the wizard giving the emerald city to the scarecrow, the vinkus to the tinman and the forests to the lion, the scarecrow just kinda takes his new little group back with him to the vinkus and they just kinda have to accept that their prince is straw now XDD)
While obviously Boq is pretty down after he gets turned to tin (valid). I think that since Fiyero has such a focus on his appearance and how he presents himself he would probably struggle to accept himself in the long run.
(And from a FiyerBoq pov) Fiyero looks down at his new hands, they’re sloppily sewn together with mismatched rough fabrics with gaps and pieces of hay falling out. His limbs bend at awkward angles, joins folding the wrong way. Knowing the rest of his body is equally as patchworked and misshapen after the spell. And when he looks over at Boqs new form, while he has obviously changed, the smooth filigree and panels that cover his body make him look like a knight from a fairy tale. Make him look confident. Make him beautiful.
Fiyero cannot remember a time he has felt this insecure
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Idfk how to write a fanfic but the idea came to me in a dream so uh yeah have this-
(English isnt my main language so sorry in advance if theres any typos lol)
Basically PK(hc his name is Arthur) and Katherine are forced by Nathan to bond lol
Arthur (more commonly known as PK by the Freelings) grunted as he placed the last few boxes on the nearby tables. Who would have guessed such a mysterious killer would end up selling his baked goodies at the town's yearly festival? Had he gone weak? Arthur didnt have time to think before Katherine accidentally bumped into him while carrying her own boxes. Touch, he hated feeling people near him, the only "person" he learned to tolerate had been Nathan, but its not like he can actually feel him...
Arthur moved farther away from the woman, Nathan's sister... he had somehow convinced him to tag along with her, something about 'bonding with your new family', despite their relationship still being awkward after he tried killing her and Joel- He just couldnt say no to Nathan's wishes. He had truly gone weak-
Katherine finished up setting the rest of teh booth while he finished adding the final details to some of the cakes. They had been quite the whole trip to town, clearly none of them knew how to talk casually to eachother, Arthur only ever visited the hotel to see Nathan or help them fix stuff, didnt help with the fact he doesnt talk much either, must be shy Katherine thought.
Their silence suddendly interrupted by Charlie (out of all people-) who walked by to Katherine with a wide grin
"KATHY, how've you been!!?" Extending his arms for an awkward hug
"CHARLIE." Katherine said through gritted teeth, clearly annoyed at the man. Arthur just stared at them awkwardly, sweaty hands grabbing his apron. He hated people, he hated being unmasked, he hated not being able to stab the random man and run into the woods-
"And who's the big guy?" Charlie's comment brought him back to earth. Katherine was about to talk before he interrupted her with a-
"Nathan's boyfriend." Arthur said blank faced. Both Kathy and Charlie stared blankfaced at him "-Late boyfriend..." Arthur added, Katherine glad he had caught on nobody else knows Nathan's 'still around'. "YEAH THAT- Nathan's boyfriend..." Katherine awkwardly added.
"OH- well id assume he would had introduced to to you, ha!" Charlie smiled while holding out his hand for Arthur, who just stared there clearly not wanting to shake the strangers hand. "Hes not too social, heh..." Katherine said as she pushed Charlie's hand awkwardly.
"Oh! Alright..Man, that Nathan sure had secrets, ha! First a secret son and now a secret boyfriend? What's next? I find out hes not dead! Ha!" "RIGHT." Both Katherine and Arthur said awkwardly through gritted teeth, staring at eachother.
"IMAGINE!" Charlie jokes elbowing Katherine slightly. "Well, I have to go back to my table, its was nice to meet you and if you ever need something, call me~" Charlie said he left, doing a small dance as he walked away.
"God I cant stand that guy-" Both of them said at the same time then stared at eachother wide eyed
Apparently, I cannot watch shows in the correct order after watching them the first time. I know this will be right up @magidragon12 alley! 
Episode nine the Esthercist. 
Now, just a recap in my AU Nathan and PK live in the hotel and is a little family unit with Abadon. Emphasis on living Nathan survives his attempt on his life, and his sister does not know that he almost died.
(also in this AU Nathan is an anti-conduit so like if Ben can channels/free spirits Nathan can bind and suppress them, but he doesn’t because that would be mean. The current reason is that it could be passed down in their bloodline and two Nathan survived the under Vail. Basically what if his depression was heightened because of the hotel and the land being messed up, but since he survived it, it kind of respects him?)
So PK is running around Nathan like a puppy. Everybody notices that his smile doesn’t reach his eyes and he’s just kind of tired today, and the ghosts are being weird towards him.
They keep congratulating him on something, but before any of his family can hear he sends the ghost away.
When Kathy asks, Nathan says something like “today’s the anniversary of me winning the hotel”
Small detail when the demons are coming after them in the beginning PK picks up Esther and Ben likes suitcases.
So Nathan finds out he can’t be possessed because he trips on the carpet and instead of being possessed, he just kind of spits out the demon. Something about him being an anti-conduit and being something a little bit other due to owning the hotel protect him from demon possession.
PK does not want Nathan leaving the room just because he’s unpossessable. Nathan can’t get possessed, but he can still be slammed into walls and he’s not really a fighter kind of guy. PK also just doesn’t wanna leave Nathan by himself, especially today.
Also, blood of a murderer is coming from PK. Him and Esther do it once a month while she paints his nails black. (it takes a while because he bleeds slower)
They send out Abadon still.
Nathan and Kathy’s argument is more about Kathy knowing there’s something bothering her brother and she just wants to know why he can’t tell her things. 
Instead of losing Nathan‘s ashes Kathy thought PK was using Nathan, because of all of his previous partners just used him. So she thought they were in some kind of sugar relationship.
And of course, the reactions when it comes to The death Day situation has been swapped.
It went something like this.
N: you know how I told you the reason why the ghost listen to me.
K: yeah. You’re a part of the hotel because you own it, and you’re really nice to the ghost, even though they don’t deserve it. 
N: I wasn’t originally a part of the hotel, Kathy. all of the owners who don’t pawn the hotel off onto someone else are cursed with insanity… they don’t survive so they become a part of the hotel as a ghost. 
K: yeah except for you, you’re like Ben-
N: no. I killed myself. I tried to and. But it didn’t work, but it still kind of fulfilled the curse or something, but since I’m not dead, I can’t be trapped as a ghost. And being a reversed conduit helps I guess… Kathy?
K: why didn’t you tell me.
N: you know I’m not good at life updates. I’ve had a family for two years-
K: you should’ve told me I’m your sister! How can you do that!-
N: and what were you gonna do Kathy drop everything to come see me? You have two kids and you’re a single parent who was going through a horrific divorce! I hate myself because I was a burden to you, to everybody! 
K:…
N: so forgive me for trying to be a big brother for once and trying to protect you, from me. today is just a reminder of how weak I am. How I was so selfish that I had a traumatize two people I was caring for. So yeah when you showed up at my door with the kids needing a place to stay was I supposed to tell you right then and there?
K: Nathan, I am-
N: and it might’ve been the curse, but it was still me-
Everyone jumps as Abbadon knocks on the door.
Everything‘s the same except for PK, looking at the talisman and realizing that it wasn’t the right herb. Esther latches on to his legs and he gets possessed.
Ben end up tripping and getting possessed.
Kathy’s whole speech is about how she’s sorry for not trusting Nathan Moore. How she’s sorry for thinking less of him for so long and how she’s very thankful that he had his family so she could still have a brother.
It would’ve taken PK much longer to drown. 
When Abadon saves them, it’s revealed that Nathan‘s been giving him allowance this whole time. Abadon just didn’t know what it meant.
End credits.
Bonus?
demon: you’re a weak pathetic man.
N: jokes on you, I say meaner things to myself in the mirror every morning!
PK internally: babe, no.
-
I’m thinking about how Nathan must’ve felt seeing that the demons were trying to make his family end their own lives. Anyway, I’m gonna go play Minecraft now. 
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