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They are scared of us. They are trying to make people stop posting stories. Trying to make people say their stories aren't true.

But we know the stories are true. We know because every single person in America either has a terrible story to tell about health insurance companies, or knows someone who has a terrible story. Every single person.

Ahh no these are all good questions and I’m really glad you like the au!!

So the cheating au began with one post that I’ll link when I get it (it should be the first post in the tag but that’s always hit and miss) (should also be in the “Kit’s silly lil AUs” tag but that’s ALSO hit and miss sometimes)

But the post was basically: obi-wan and Satine throw a very elaborate and fancy fundraising ball that Padmé drags Anakin to. Anakin is very out of place and goes to skulk in the corner. When a man comes to stand next to him, Anakin opens his big mouth and is like “haha look at this place it’s so needlessly fancy and huge and over the top, the senator must be overcompensating huh” and obi-wan is like “I can assure you I’m not” and anakin is like 😳😳😳

…and after a night of casual flirting from obi-wan and flustered rebuttals Anakin who isn’t as uninterested as he wants to be, obi-wan shows up at anakin’s space art gallery a few days later, gets a private tour, and sucks anakin’s dick in an unused room

Which sort of jumpstarts the affair if not the love, but it’s sort of implied that Anakin was dissatisfied with some aspects of his relationship with Padmé (how public it was, how much of his time he has to spend going to her things and caring about her career)

Nope. Definitely not. Not a one. I stab only.