#and arrows

“Kate. Kate. The remote isn’t even two feet away from you.” 

It’s about one foot away. One and a half, if he eyeballs it harder. He can’t get it; he just lifted his arm up and nope, that was it for him. So weird how he just forgot how to get up from the couch. That leaves only two options: get Lucky to fetch it, or keep asking Kate to get it before this CSI drivel rots their brains beyond salvation. Who knows? Maybe he’ll wear her down. Convince her with a moving speech on using their freedom on watching what they want, when they want, and enjoying the damn content they want.                            What did they want? Dog Cops! When did they want it? Now! 

She’s not going to get it. 

‘Zombie Hunters’ Stopped In Car Laden With Bows And Arrows

A couple were stopped by customs in a car labelled “zombie hunters” and laden with bows and arrows, tear gas and electric shock devices, amid the coronavirus pandemic.

The occupants of the Hummer, with the logo “Zombie Response Team” followed by the words “Infected people will be shot” had driven from Germany to Sweden, Swedish TV station SVT reported.

The man and woman took a ferry from…

Many.