“Dude he’s totally gonna cry!”

Soap is currently bent over the coffee table of the rec room, working meticulously over circuits and wires. A tiny little contraption that requires tweezers and very intense concentration to work on. "Not my bird. Just a good friend. Put it on speaker, would you?"

Ghost grunts, leans over Gaz to tap at the phone before setting it back on the coffee table. Then, before he can even lean back, a sound comes from the speakers that has everyone freezing.

A fucking moan.

High, debauched, sinful where it rings out from Soap's phone. It's followed quickly by your frantic voice "Johnny! Johnny I need help–" you're panting between each word, there's creaking barely audible in the background "Remember that vibe you recommended? Well I– fuck–"

Price raises a brow at the words, looking over to Soap from his seat. The scot is frozen in place, but his face is bright red as you continue, oblivious "it's stuck! I didn't mean for it to go in but– it felt sooo good and it just slipped! Shit– I can't get a grip on it," theres a slick sound that has the men in the room chubbing up, imagining what the pretty thing looks like trying to reach the toy "can you come help? It's fully charged and I don't think I'll last that long–"

When it becomes obvious soap is too shocked to react, Kyle leans in and says "Love, you're on speaker, though if you aren't picky, I'd be happy to help."

Dead silence. Only the sound of uncomfortable shifting and hushed whines. Soap can only imagine your mortified expression.

The phone hangs up.

I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.