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I was laughing because What The Fuck but then I imagined myself as a Babey, Innocent Mercy having a discord orb on my ass as every Zen attack hones in on me and

(28) What is something unconventional that your OC thinks is romantic?

murder

ok i know it’s still kind of conventional but given how unconventional valko’s life is....the conventional is unconventional so....baking together is something he views as pretty romantic. not cooking; cooking is something essential that you need to do....but baking....baking is a bit more luxurious, especially if you’re making something other than bread. The few romantic cues he got growing up he got from his parents, and i feel like baking was something they did together quite a lot even before they opened up their bakery. 

(29) What is your OC’s favorite love song?

he’d lie and say he doesn’t have one but he thinks that taylor swift has some catchy tunes...but the true answer is that stay with me and say it first by sam smith are his favorite love songs. 

(30) What is your OC’s favorite romantic movie?

joke answer: fight club.

his answer: something like pirates of the carribean or the legend of zorro. action movies with a romantic secondary plot. 

there are a lot bc the gravel road i live on is, like, as i’ve shared on this blog before, objectively haunted.

here’s a short list, in no particular order, of haunted items in my home:

ventriloquist dummy, clearly made before either of my parents were born. we just found it in the basement one day, and we were like, yeah, sure, that sounds about fucking right

the entire basement bathroom gives off such an aura that my chronic-pained, constantly lazy self, will fucking run up a flight of stairs to Not Use It. i think i’ve seen god in that bathroom. it wasn’t fun.

plastic blue bowl in my grandmother’s room gives off an energy i don’t trust

el toro of love -- an animatronic toy valentine’s day present from february 14th, 2007. has spoken only in static since february 15th, 2007. he spoke fine on the 14th, though

roulette table in my dad’s office where the ball has been stuck at 17 for 6 years

toy woodpecker. we don’t know where we got it. the dog found it, somewhere, and absolutely 100% believes it is a real bird. treats it like it’s a new, fresh bird every time. current theory: multiple bird ghosts.

we have 17 non-functioning lightsabers in the guest room. 

we have 19 non-functioning lightsabers in the guest room

we have 47 non-fuctioning light sabers in the guest room

(we have given all but two of them to my uncle, because we did know we had amassed so many from my dad’s work events)

fozzie bear statue

super smash bros melee disk that i bought at a record shop that has only ever loaded on thursdays

1980s nerf gun

coffee toffee, my childhood teddy bear, who has seen, uh, some shit

coconut with “L U V” written on it in hot pink. no other decoration

clogs? where did we get child’s clogs?

2008 election themed scratch n’ sniff book (lots of bill clinton jokes) that i can’t find anywhere online

ramones record with a little bit of “free to be you and me” mixed into the middle of blitzkrieg bop

cardboard austin powers (of course)

glossy printed picture of frederic chopin with hearts around his head that my computer recognized at one point as having seven different faces

Sometimes I see your art and I'm like [stacker pentecost voice] it is an honor to see you grow

there it is

right there

i am screaming

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these mean so much to me and lemme tell you why

the likely reason that these things come up is because everyone can CLEARLY tell that the two would be amazing together. like “you’re practically married/dating anyway” and they both AGREE ON IT?? like are you kidding me brothers?? stop and fall in love already

and i’m such a sucker for those quite moments. at any time though. when the other is looking at their pretend partner. and it’s in a moment of oblivion, but they see through the cracks. and the light that catches their eyes shines a bit brighter, their smile seems a bit more vibrant. they’re seeing things that they always knew were there but it’s different? and they don’t want to look away.

OH and my favorite thing. is when they’re in an instance where it’d be convenient to show some affection to each other in public. yeah we’re totally married. we’re totally dating. dont you see  this pda? hold my hand. just do it. pull me close. is that your hand on my butt? it’s okay. leave it there. wait. kiss me. just kiss me, that’s how we’ll sell it. let’s make out. but don’t mean it. even though i do mean it. do you mean it? don’t let go, even after they’re gone.