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Amber from Brashen's pov is like "look at how ugly she is. such an ugly woman. homely and plain. no tits or hips. those pants look fucking awful on her" and then you read tawny man and it sounds like fitz wrote 2000 pgs of self-insert fanfic
I need an au where its a Heated Rivalry x Yuri On Ice crossover with Shane and Yuuri being cousins. Their mom's are sisters, Yuuris mom Hiroko is older and loved to casually figureskate before she meet Yuuris father and settled down. Our Type A baddie Yuna loved and adored Hockey from the Get Go and played in the junior leagues in Japan... but knowing if she needed to be challenged she couldn't stay. So she ran off to Canada for uni to play for the McGill Woman's Hockey Team (and ger a business degree but thats secondary) , but met Shane's dad in the process.
I like to think they got married young, and Yuna played on the Woman's Hockey League with the Ottawa Charge (ik the PWHL wouldn't have existed but just hold on) for a couple of years before she got pregnant and decided to retire and be on their management team instead while she raised Shane.
Since she would have time now, and she would want Shane to know his heritage, the Hollanders would visit Japan a lot, stay the whole summer (off season for Yuna and summer break for Shane. David will just have to get time off). Because of this, Shane grows up speaking: English, French, AND Japanese. He also gets the pleasure of having a bossy older female cousin AND a kind older male cousin who sometimes makes him feel like he has siblings during those summer months.
Its also nice cause Yuuri and Shane can skate together at the rink! Yuuri practicing his jumps and twists, while Shane works on his stick handling and footwork. Spending his summers as a kid skating with figureskaters (and japans future number one skater), Shane picks up some tricks and ends up having some of the most graceful footwork in the NHL. Yuuri also picks up some work out tricks and has a very powerful stride when he's outside of a routine.
Yuuri ends up following in his aunt's footsteps and goes to Montreal instead of Detroit for his schooling and training, and is thrilled when Shane ends up being drafted to the Montreal team the June before school starts, they spend that summer together in one of the Condos Shane bought with his signing bonus.
Its helpful for both of them, the next four years, living together. Shane gets someone familiar to help him out so he isn't swallowed up in the rush of suddenly being the center of attention and having the pressure of being The Best Rookie, and Yuuri has someone to help him keep his training routine and to rely on when he starts to doubt his own talent.
Its also helpful for Shane to know someone gay that he isn't in a Situationship with to hold his hand and guide him though his gay "my life will be over if anyone finds out" panic attacks. They both end up at the Sochi Olympics (Team Canada hockey and Japan's men's Figure Skating Team) and we'll, this is when the entire world realizes they're related. Not before some drama first ofc
Media is confused why Shane is always at the men's figureskating competitions, and was photographed hugging and smiling at one of the Japanese contestants. Ilya is SOOOOOO upset about this wtf why is Shane with this Twink he's not even good at skating how Dare He Be Allowed To Hug Shane. They do a little video together for funsies, where they both try out each other's sports and its a meme in the internet seeing Yuuri try and bodycheck Shane and bounce right off him, and for Shane to trip and fall flat on his ass trying to do a tight spin.
The media goes CRAZY and the fans are eating this up and it isn't until and interview post game when a reporter asks Shane if he's dating Yuuri and his response becomes an instant viral meme where he pales, gawks, and squeaks out "Yuuri Katsuki is my cousin!!"
Ilya laughs at his TV when he sees this, feeling lighter than he has in days. (Viktor takes notice that Yuuri, the figureskater everyone is talking about who looked so graceful and at peace showing his cousin how to jump.... cant seem to leave his mind)
This is all I have but please come join me in this sandbox
3 issues into Son of Kal-el, and I have soooo many thoughts around Jon and saying Vs doing and concourse Vs subconscious thought and what the people around him are doing Vs what I think he subconsciously wants Vs what I think would be good for him, but most of them aren't short or coherent enough to not have to spend ages formatting to be legible.
However what I will say is What the fuck Clark??? You had a kid and now suddenly they've come back 17 and incredibly traumatised and what you do is go "hey congrats on being older here is All the Responsibility Ever, to a far degree that I as Superman ever took, it's up to you specifically to transform the world in a way that I never felt worthy? (not the right word) to attempt myself" to a kid that a) is still a teenager b) has a fuck ton of trauma and c) was not able to spend his teen years being able to gradually come to terms with that kind of responsibility and pressure.
Clark seems to be treating Jon like he's a well established and well adjusted adult with experience in these kind of matters/degrees.
Noooo parent your son please he needs reasurrance and help that part of the job doesn't magically stop when they hit a certain age.
And like without that sorta support system family wise, the only other support Jon textually has rn is Damian. And I love Damian but he's Damian. He's not going to come through in the way Jon needs here either.
gale who wears glasses and falls asleep in them while doing research and astarion who takes them off and gently rubs away the little indents they left on his nose
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more about viper and the fandom's reaction to this trailer in general buuuut tbh i don't think this trailer somehow reduced her to a 'male character's girlfriend' type of character or took anything major from her characterization, because fundamentally out of all agents viper is one of the few agents we actually know things about and there's no way she's being seen as any less because of a french twink (affectionate) lol another thing abt this is i feel like most people kind of forgot the detail where rest of the agents' corpses AND crystalised sage was also shown in the trailer, showcasing how O! Brimstone pushed and pushed the protocol until only a few agents were left alive. and from the voice lines and trailers we know both vipers, no matter how cold they are, value the wellbeing of the team. to me chamber's comatose state was just her last straw, not her main reason to take down her brimstone and i really thought it'll be the case to the rest of the fandom too but gawd damn they are dragging that woman through the mud over a ship ðŸ˜
but was chiper rushed? yes, i do love them as a multishipper but they should've added more hints if it was decided from the start but alas i personally think whole lore is rushed. almost 6 yrs of this game and we barely know anything in general even i have more headcanons than confirmed facts on certain valo agents lmao
Being attracted to fictional characters really is a little gift to myself. I'm gonna love all of them and they are all like "Should we add another? Let's add another."
