All ships are better when you make them weird and aromantic about it I fear
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All ships are better when you make them weird and aromantic about it I fear

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HUGE DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (ME)
“Hahahaa! Hahahaha. So, here’s the thing."
"I’ve done this. The whole threatening bit? The intimidation? I’ve been there and I just don’t care anymore."
"Some cookies have a bad day. I’ve had a bad life. If I want something, it’s taken from me. If I win a fight, I lose the war."
"Threats only work on someone who has something to lose. But me? I’ve already lost it all...
((And you can't be any good at this, because you just let yourself get distracted.... So... what'll it be?"))
So im IN LOVE with the coltland au and I just watched The Nice Guys and have SUCH A NEED to put the Marchs and Healy in this au too! So, here is my offer to have Holly March be the coltland twins mom :) with Grandpas Healymarch
So im mathing it, Holly meets her husband gets married and ends up having the twins in 1989 at 25 (assuming shes 13 when the nice guys movie takes place) and she and the kids take her husband's last name, Grace- Holly Grace has a nice ring to it anyways
Holland and Jackson help raise and dote on the twins as grandparents do, and Colt definitely takes after Holly with her recklessness and Holland's dramatic escapades and Jackson's ability to take a hit and roll right back up. But little Ryland has Holly's kindness, her sass, Holland's sharp mind and low self-esteem after a mistake, and Jackson determination and drive to do the right thing for the people you care about
They all grew up in LA, Colt ends up taking a stage name when he becomes a stuntman, using Seavers, Holly's mom's maiden name, as it gives him a bit more edge and fits the appearance of a stuntman over Colton Grace. Maybe their father dies when theyre grown and Holly changes her name back to March, or maybe she also dies, its an accident of some kind and the twins are left adult orphans and Holland isolates in his grief and Jackson has to try and pull him out of it. So they don't talk as much as they should, even though the Twins tey and be there for their grandfathers theyre busy and grieving too. Ryland lashes out at a conference and tanks his career, and just like Holland, retreats
Colt tries to keep the family together, visits his grandfathers once a week if hes in LA, drives to San Fran to visit Ryland when he can, they call regularly at least. But then his accident happens, and its his turn to push away his family. Then Ryland goes radio silent, and Holland and Jackson go looking for their MIA grandson. None of their calls go through, no one's been in Rylands apartment in months, his school just shrugs and says someone came to pick him up in a van and he hasn't been seen since. They worry, panic, everytime they think they're close to finding him suddenly its empty warehouses and nothing.
A year passes and Colt finally reaches out to them again but then hes gone again, killed in an explosion and being framed for murder. Then on the tv, Ryland face is being plastered everywhere saying he volunteered to go on a suicide mission to space to save the world.
As Holland and Jackson grieve, Colt comes back out of hiding to grieve with them, Jody not far behind as their little broken family is almost together again
Amber from Brashen's pov is like "look at how ugly she is. such an ugly woman. homely and plain. no tits or hips. those pants look fucking awful on her" and then you read tawny man and it sounds like fitz wrote 2000 pgs of self-insert fanfic

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he's so so pretty in this film like he makes me 🥰🥰
3 issues into Son of Kal-el, and I have soooo many thoughts around Jon and saying Vs doing and concourse Vs subconscious thought and what the people around him are doing Vs what I think he subconsciously wants Vs what I think would be good for him, but most of them aren't short or coherent enough to not have to spend ages formatting to be legible.
However what I will say is What the fuck Clark??? You had a kid and now suddenly they've come back 17 and incredibly traumatised and what you do is go "hey congrats on being older here is All the Responsibility Ever, to a far degree that I as Superman ever took, it's up to you specifically to transform the world in a way that I never felt worthy? (not the right word) to attempt myself" to a kid that a) is still a teenager b) has a fuck ton of trauma and c) was not able to spend his teen years being able to gradually come to terms with that kind of responsibility and pressure.
Clark seems to be treating Jon like he's a well established and well adjusted adult with experience in these kind of matters/degrees.
Noooo parent your son please he needs reasurrance and help that part of the job doesn't magically stop when they hit a certain age.
And like without that sorta support system family wise, the only other support Jon textually has rn is Damian. And I love Damian but he's Damian. He's not going to come through in the way Jon needs here either.
gale who wears glasses and falls asleep in them while doing research and astarion who takes them off and gently rubs away the little indents they left on his nose