#altmalmar

altaïr: do you remember when i went to attack robert but it was actually a woman disguised as him

malik: yeah?

maria by the doorway:

malik:

altaïr: she's actually really nice

How Maria grew up vs. how she died

How Malik grew up vs. how he died

• taps microphone. hypermobile altaïr ibn la'ahad with fangs and imperfect vision but EXCEPTIONALLY strong eagle vision due to a high concentration of isu genetics. thank you for your time. bows and walks off stage.

• claudia with curly hair :) she got it from her mama. ezio has wavy hair, and petruccio's hair was beginning to curl as well, before his untimely demise.

• also petruccio had an immune deficiency. thumbs up.

• shaun struggling with controlling his own tone vs desmond being terrible at understanding the tone of other people.

• altaïr is so dense its actually impressive. if you dont give him clear instructions or say something straight to his face its fucking rng as to if he'll put the pieces together or not. his pattern recognition is insane though. its terrifying.

• desmond miles being genetically pre-disposed to some kind of condition that makes him more likely to experience psychosis. this makes the bleeding effect, once it starts to show for him, significantly worse.

• ezio loves all animals but everyone always expects him to ADORE dogs, so, when he immediately starts cooing and making kissy noises at a cat, there's... some surprise, for sure,

• BPD ALTAÏR!!!!

• gnc rebecca. i love the idea of her being nonbinary transfeminine. maybe transfemmasc. let that girl* get funky with her gender it'll be good for her.

• transmasc maria and her unlabeled husband altaïr and her unlabeled husband's not-really-boyfriend who keeps him from being stupid in her absence (malik) is a dynamic that is near and dear to my heart

• knowledge from both ezio & altaïr end up making desmond incredibly knowledgeable about horses. lucy is impressed by this and finds it endearing, while rebecca dunks on him for "getting turned into a horse girl" by his ancestors