Highkey hate one of my headmates,,,
🖤 literally just.. appears at the mere sight or possible mention of billie eilish 😭😭
like CALM DOWN- YOU HAVE A PARTNER 😭😭
(this is satire :3 i dont hate him and billie eilish is peak)
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Highkey hate one of my headmates,,,
🖤 literally just.. appears at the mere sight or possible mention of billie eilish 😭😭
like CALM DOWN- YOU HAVE A PARTNER 😭😭
(this is satire :3 i dont hate him and billie eilish is peak)

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JellyBean Bois Leo: can you hand me my water?
Editorials Bin: you're so thirsty ;)
Leo: *bites lip* ya for you
Leo: actually just for water
Back when I tried to be dry:
"Sober this month and all of these beautiful flasks with nothing to put in them."
Vex: "Try water."
"Water?"
"Or as you know it, proto ice."
O K A Y
-Xanthe
People are like ‘oh i bet being in a system is so hard, you must argue all the time!’
Meanwhile, the arguments we have:
‘Who the FRICK put Fireflies by Owl City in my GODDAMN playlist-’
chi mi fa un po' di compagnia? però solo se avete argomenti interessanti o se siete simpatic*

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Helen: I girlbossed just close enough to the sun for my wings to get warm, but not too close they melted
Theo: Good for you :D
[Hours later and one (1) mild inconvenience later]
Helen: *gasp* Oh no! I girlbossed too close to the sun! My wings!
Vilbee, playfully, thinking Max is older: you're a fruit
Max, at 4 years old: ...no... I don't even have apple juice... *starts crying*
Vilbee: NO DON'T CRY ILL GET YOU APPLE JUICE OH MY GOD DONT CRY
Caius: dude my mouth is so horny for water right now
Max: ????? You're thisty?????
Caius: that's the one