#also weird

So you have these human disasters taking the “kids” out to catch the pokemans - “God, Ryan, for the last time it pokemon”. - and the cops and whatnot are expecting utter chaos when they spot the crew?

They never realized how much Ramsey kept them in check until now and so on? (And to be fair, they have been going a little ~wild without Geoff around but you’d barely notice. Really.)

But then the Pokemon Go-ish event and Jack and Ryan are like “I don’t know,” because the Lads did kind of set the Vinewood sign on fire the other night. Not to mention the air writing Incident just this morning.

Like yes, dicks in the sky are always hilarious, but storming Zancudo for a jet was overkill.

But the Lads promise to be good so you have these most Notorious and Terrible criminals running around Los Santos in search of the new pokemon to be introduced to the game educating Jack and Ryan about the rich history and lore to the pokemon world and so on.

Also, deep and meaningful debates as to whether or not people in the Pokemon world do indeed eat pokemon and how fucked up that woujld be, right? Hahaha (Slowpoke tails.)