#also sarcasm

Maybe something like

Go do dishes

It's an equally shitty thing to say, implying you always have dishes to be doing, and you can't use your phone

I was also going to suggest go make bread but that would mean turning the oven on, so

Go make ambrosia

Dear Grey, 

I wrote three pages of explanation to this question. Cutting out the sarcasm because I don’t think people pick up on that easily, I managed to make it about a page and a quarter. Talked with my roomie about it {and she’s been here with me since literally day one. One day longer than I have known Muse}.

Then, as I was getting coffee it occurred to me...as much as I love my followers, I don’t owe anyone a darn thing. And I feel that this question is disrespectful to me, to Muse, to Beth and Z. It’s disrespectful to other healthy relationships she’s had/has with other people.

And you don’t even have the courtesy to address this discourse without the anon mask, and without providing me anything resembling a compelling argument as to *why* she might want to make a different choice.

Understand, that’s what it is. Beth’s choice. She *chooses* to be his wife. The mother of his children. To be with him, as he is and not as anyone else wishes he would be {including herself occasionally}. I had nothing to do with that. And for the people who think Muse is making me do x, y, or...well. Leave her out of this. And him too because I was there for the months that he tried to warn her away.  I was there for every time he told her ‘No’. Every time he walked away and she practically hunted him down, or waited until he gave up. She says he fell in love with her. I think the poor man just got tired. {That was sarcasm}.

~*~

Plus, I want to ask... why does this concern you? What can you hope to happen if suddenly she or I woke up one morning and said ‘naw, let’s try something different’? Do you think Beth would sleep with your muse at the first opportunity?

Because that’s the only reason I could see why the word ‘romantically’ is brought up. You can have intimacy with her, you can forge a profound connection the likes of which would shame the world {I can look at a couple of my mutuals who have done so} without sex ever being on the table.

If that’s what you’re hoping for Grey, I can point you to several OTHER blogs that you might find appealing, because even if Z and Beth weren’t their own thing, I can promise...she wouldn’t be into it.

TLDR; version:

I am inspired to contact The English Chess Federation and complain about Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat trolling their chess playing fans. Since season 3, episode 1 we have been hoping for a chess match between Sherlock and Mycroft to determine for once and for all which is the smarter brother. 

The promo pictures for TFP had promised an epic match supervised by Dr Watson. But no chess at all happened in the episode. Not even a chess board was shown. We've been chess baited and Mark and Steven should never be allowed to show a chess board or even reference the game in future projects. 

I would demand that any and all chess paraphernalia that they may own be confiscated. In addition, they have shown favouritism to games such as Operation and Cluedo (both produced by Hasbro) and deductions, a game most likely created by the brothers at a young age. 

I further believe that this is a conspiracy that has been fuelled and potentially sponsored by the Hasbro who owns and manufactures both Operation and Cluedo and perhaps have been secretly funding TPTB and the BBC for some time in an effort to thwart any additional games from taking place on Sherlock.