Drawing based on R8D2

Schaeffer v Schaeffer :333333

Was fun fucking with perspective and the such, also hellish lol

[ID: a 5x5 bingo board entitled “blorbo bingo”.

The first row of squares reads, “bites them bites them bites them bites them”, “I would push them down the stairs”, the meme of a stick figure with crazy eyes and sharp teeth jumping off the walls of a room, “wasn’t a fan initially but my wyes have since been opened”, and “fuck”.

The second row of squares reads, “they r innocent if u ignore their various crimes”, “shh canon doesn’t exist”, “why must things keep happening to them”, “go to therapy sir”, and “don’t go to therapy sir, the trauma is entertaining”.

The third row of squares reads, “gender envy”, “I want to study their brain structure”, “free space”, “soggy pathetic piece of single ply toilet paper”, and “putting them into the blender”.

The fourth row of squares reads, “eh they’re okay”, “crushing them like a soda can (affectionate)”, “crushing them like a soda can (derogatory)”, “I am Looking (dis)respectfully”, and “they need a blanket and some hot soup”.

The fifth row reads, “they are the blood that courses through my veins”, “stinky bastard man”, “bbg”, “I would forward phishing emails to them”, and “I want to do violent things to them”.

“Bites them bites them bites them bites them”, “I would push them down the stairs”, the meme of a stick figure with crazy eyes and sharp teeth jumping off the walls of a room, “they r innocent if u ignore their various crimes”, “go to therapy sir”, “I want to study their brain structure”, “free space”, “soggy pathetic piece of single ply toilet paper”, “putting them into the blender”, “crushing them like a soda can (affectionate)”, “crushing them like a soda can (derogatory)”, “stinky bastard man”, “I would forward phishing emails to them”, and “I want to do violent things to them” are highlighted. End ID.]

Me:

What was my muses 5 last sent texts yours?

(text) I know I fucked up(text) I’m sorry(text) c'mon let’s forget about it and go get drunk and eat pizza (text) I don’t trust anyone else to give me tattoos but knowing you you’ll probably ink a huge dick into my skin(text) I’m not saying I don’t deserve that, if you’ll actually speak to me again you can tattoo a dick on me

What was my muses 5 last unsent texts?

(unsent) i love you so fucking much(unsent) i miss you, you’re my best friend what the hell am I suppose to do without you?(unsent) i can’t sleep right or eat right or even fucking function without you mae (unsent) im so sorry(unsent) i still love you

What was my muses last snapchat to yours?

What my muse saved your number as?

M 

What contact photo my muse has set for yours?

What ringtone my muse has set for yours?

Mr Brightside by The Killers, it was only a kiss yo

How many times my muse has called your this week?

probably about ten because he knows there’s a slim chance she’ll actually pick up 

How many calls has my muse missed from yours?