it's frickin bats

take my hand. let's impregnate him together

i blog to lose followers

No Tbh I blog to be loved

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

go, my penis warriors. kill without reason

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

I haven't seen project hail mary but i am pretty sure markiplier was not in that movie

More games need to let you fuck up your romance entirely. Like truly one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me in a game is Alistair dumping me because i made him king and then like an hour later i was knocking on his door like "hey by the way i need you to fuck Morrigan."