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Thank yooooou my lovely, from the Fandom Violence asks here!

11. Number of fandom related words you've filtered

Oh my god. Oh it's so many

Trying to count it seems to be 47 for filtered tags and another 8 for filtered content. It could be worse, honestly

12. The unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

I mean... the obvious answer is Mystra. Shameless plug once more for my fic, A Girl Called Midnight

I love the sense of cosmic horror that comes from a mortal ascending to godhood, how your sense of humanity is slowly (or rapidly?) eroded as you become a Concept, not a Person. How much of the girl called Midnight is still in there, looking out mutely from behind ageless eyes? Did godhood consume her? Is she still trying to be human? Does she remember compassion? Does she remember the fickleness inherent in all humans, herself included? Is she trapped? Is she lonely? Is she still alive in there?

16. You can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterisation, trope, headcanon, etc)

Daddy Dom Astarion. Astarion with kids. Sexy threesomes with Raphael and Haarlep. Daddy Dom Solas. Shit I just remembered an answer for a question like two hours ago FUCK. Also Reader fics are absolutely not for me, I do not want to be in there, get me out of that story immediately. Daddy Dom Raphael. It's mostly Daddy Dom shit.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

might be more along the lines of "why aren't we talking about the implications of this" but um

Merrill cured the Blight.

Merrill cured the Blight.

Merrill cured the fucking Blight.

Like, on the one hand, I don't really blame people for skipping over this because the game does, too, but uh. Not only does nobody get sick from the Blighted mirror that previously killed two people who were exposed to it for five minutes and is now sitting in her house for seven years, but if you bring Fenris along on her Act 2 quest, Merrill will say that she could have done it without blood magic if she'd had more lyrium.

That's INSANE!!! The ONLY other time we see the Blight getting cured for permanent realsies is a)Solas's dagger and b)maybe, possibly, Mythal curing Andruil in the legends.

💋 Is your OC a good kisser? How do they do it?

I think the best way to describe Rhyme is enthusiastic. I don't really think she's good. She's not one of the great seductresses of the age, I really wanted to make just the worst possible drow woman imaginable with her. Skinny and horny and awkward goblin energy, gets horny about arguing but won't top you, no sexy leather-clad dominatrix with big tits and curvy hips to be found here, just possibly the second worst blow-job you've ever had but by god is it enthusiastic.

Side note - it's a relatively important plot point in post canon shenanigans that she and Gromph have never kissed so far, despite being fuck buddies for ~80 years

🦴 Does your OC have much sexual experience? What are they like?

God she's so horny all the time but she's so pent up. She's only had three actual (consensual) sexual relationships in her life! The first was her childhood sweetheart and fiancé, the second was Gromph and that gets complicated again post canon, and the third was Gale. All long-term, stable relationships.

But drow culture very much doesn't prioritise male pleasure, in the same way our modern culture doesn't prioritise female pleasure, so there's a lot of ground for her to cover regarding that... she's not great in bed. She's not bad! She's just not some sexual diva like Kass is.

She gets better over time (she has a good teacher after all...)

🔥 What's a surefire way to make sure your OC gets flustered?

Answered heeeeeeere everybody wants to fluster my blorbos today