#soifon

I hope you know that this is an outrageously cute request.

Characters: Shunsui Kyoraku, Soifon/Sui-Feng, Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi, Retsu Unohana, Shinji Hirako, Byakuya Kuchiki, Sajin Komamura, Lisa Yadomaru, Kensei Muguruma, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Kenpachi Zaraki, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Jushiro Ukitake

Contents: gn!reader, love notes, Izuru suffering

Shunsui Kyoraku

Shunsui thought his heart was going to seize in his chest the first time he found a flower-shaped post-it attached to one of his hidden sake bottles with your familiar handwriting.

"Drink only in case of emergencies! Or save to share with your wonderful spouse. Don't worry, I didn't tell Nanao about this one!"

He had been considering an afternoon tipple, but he takes the note instead and places it on his desk. He'll bring the sake home later to share with you, but for now he sits and reads the note over and over, stroking his chin and humming to himself until Nanao tells him to stop being creepy.

Shunsui finds the notes frequently, usually on paperwork he has been neglecting (secret request from Nanao), on his hidden stashes, on the inside of his hat whenever he leaves it unattended, and they never fail to make his day. He always brags about them to Jushiro.

Expect a character in Rose-Coloured Path to constantly be leaving the hero love notes, too.

Soifon/Sui-Feng

This was a risky move on your part. Secret notes left in her office are a quick way to send Soifon into a suspicion-spiral. She is part of the Onmitsukido as well, so she will immediately assume someone is trying to bait her into a trap.

When she finally gets close enough to read it, her train of thought derails because it's your handwriting, and you're using the personal cipher the two of you created for private communications. What is this? Are you in some kind of trouble? She snatches up the note and feverishly decodes it to find...

A love note?

Soifon is left blinking like a cat that just got sprayed in the face with water. The note isn't too saccharine, but still carries hints of tenderness and appreciation that make her cheeks burn. She crumples the note in her fist, then immediately smoothes it out again.

It becomes something of a game. She hunts for them, but somehow you keep outpacing her when she thinks she can predict where they're going to show up.

Your crowning moment is the day you manage to slap a cat-shaped post-it on Omaeda's back and vanish again in the split second Soifon was looking away. She's seriously considering marriage after that.

Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi

You and Rose already have a relationship steeped in romance. Dinners are candlelit more often than not, and it's rare not to find a vase full of his eponymous flowers somewhere in your shared quarters, but as your note-leaving habits demonstrate, there is always a way to push the envelope (pun intended).

He chuckles the first time he finds a note tucked into his guitar case. It's just a general love note, but there's a musical scale doodled along the bottom. When he hums the tune, he realises that it's one of your favourite songs, one that you always tell him reminds you of him.

Catch him humming that tune for the rest of the day, totally distracted until he can go home and play it for you. Poor Izuru wonders what sin he committed to have to listen to the same snatch of song, over and over.

The notes evolve until you're just leaving him snippets of songs that hint at your mood and thoughts. The Marvin Gaye ones basically mean "come home early, we've got a long night ahead of us".

Izuru has considered hiding the notes to stop the humming, but Rose sulked so much about not getting a note that day that he decided it wasn't worth it and just got ear plugs instead.

Retsu Unohana

Retsu always knows when someone has been in her office, so you're not going to be able to sneak notes in without her knowing, but this doesn't detract from the charm of receiving them.

She'll be making her rounds in the Fourth Division hospital, tending to patients, quietly terrifying unruly Eleventh Division grunts, and feel your reiatsu signature trigger against the her office wards (she's a kido master, she can do that shit).

"Isane, you can continue from here."

"Yes, ma'am!"

Retsu will retire to her office. She usually finds your note immediately, no matter where you've tried to hide it (seriously, if something is a hair out of place, she knows) and sits down to read it.

The messages are usually heartfelt and a little tongue-in-cheek. If you're with Retsu, then you know she's not quite as prim and proper as her ladylike facade makes it seem.

"Advised prescription: dinner with your partner who is withering away without you."

She keeps her favourites, and brings the cheekiest ones home to make you "explain yourself".

If you know what I mean~

Shinji Hirako

As with Retsu, you're gonna have a hard time sneaking stuff into Shinji's office. He plays the clown but he's insanely observant. Even if it's just the lingering scent of of your perfume in the air when he walks through the door, he knows.

The moment he catches wind of your recent presence, a grin tugs at the corners of his mouth, pulling it into that familiar, toothy smile. He leans against his desk, fingers toying with his cravat as he scans the room, looking for whatever is out of place. There's a surprise here for him, and he knows it.

Shinji knows better than to ask Momo; she'll never betray you.

Eventually, he finds the cheeky note stuck on the cardboard sleeve of the first album he played you when you two first met.

He peels it off and reads it one-handed, using the other to slip the record free and place it on the turntable.

Experimental saxophone fills the room as he turns the note over in his long fingers, bitching mildly that the post-it residue better not ruin the vintage cardboard sleeve.

Byakuya Kuchiki

Noble shinigami society is run almost entirely on stiff, formal little notes. Thank you notes, calling cards, invitations - on any given day there will be a dozen of the above Byakuya's in-tray.

It's a constant dance of obligation. Receive an invite? RVSP. Attend a function? Thank you note. Need to go visit someone? Send your calling card ahead of time. Someone visits you or vice versa? Thank you note.

There's also fierce competition in terms of paper quality, calligraphy style, and who can compose the most poetic, cutting, or abstract prose. Think that one scene from American Psycho but more cutthroat.

So, if you want to catch Byakuya's attention with your notes, to make them stand out, then don't go down the fancy paper route. No, you need to innovate.

Admiral Seaweed notecards.

That's it. That's your tactic. And it absolutely works. The first time Byakuya finds one sitting next to his calligraphy brush stand, he examines it for a solid five minutes before actually reading the note.

Checking that Renji isn't watching, he slips it inside his sleeve.

"Renji. Summon my stationery broker."

Sajin Komamura

What's the best way to leave secret love notes for your giant anthropomorphic wolf of a boyfriend? Why, to attach dog treats to them, of course.

Naturally, Sajin doesn't want all and sundry knowing that he goes absolutely buck wild for milk bones or rawhide bites, but it's an open secret between the two of you. You'll get them smuggled in from the World of the Living "for Goro", Sajin's pet dog.

We both know, it's not for Goro.

Sajin's nose starts twitching the moment he enters the office, Goro tugging at the lead. Within a minute or two the pair of them have sniffed out the delicious morsel, wrapped in a piece of notebook paper, hidden beneath his pen pot.

Sajin breaks the milk bone in half, giving a piece to Goro and furtively eating the other, as he reads your heart-riddled little note.

Tail? Wagging.

Lisa Yadomaru

Lisa will blatantly read erotic manga or flip through swimsuit catalogues in public without batting an eyelid, but she's strangely cagey about the little heart-shaped post-its that sometimes pop up around her office.

If Kensei or Shinji so happen to spot one that she's missed, peeking out from between the shelves of manga in her office, then she lunges and snatches it before they can take a look, her chin lifted defiantly.

"None of your business."

Kensei Muguruma

Kensei runs his office like a tight ship, with Shuhei as his right hand man, and Mashiro given the role of co-lieutenant to pacify her. Every piece of paper that goes through the office is read, logged, filed, or submitted. Whether it's squad paperwork or print proofs for the Seireitei Communication.

Suffice it to say he notices immediately when rogue post-it notes start appearing on his desk. Even more so because they appear to be pink, perfumed, and covered in hearts and swirls.

He can tell at a glance they're not pranks from Mashiro because her handwriting looks less like kanji and more like someone smashed a series of small spiders into the paper. No, these can only be from you.

He hides them, of course. Not that there's any point. Mashiro finds them. Of course she does.

"Ew, Kensei, you pervert! Why are you dirty talking your partner on office stationery! Gross! Indecent!"

He snatches the note from her, his ears red, his face thunderous, and shoves it into his haori (right next to that 69 tattoo). "Shut your damn mouth!"

Shuhei wisely keeps out of it.

Toshiro Hitsugaya

Yes, Frosty tries to play it cool, but he's easily flustered underneath that calm exterior. It's less obvious as an adult, as he isn't self-conscious about his height anymore, and he's grown into his role as a captain.

But he still doesn't quite know what to do when his personal life crosses over into his professional life.

The first time he finds a note to him, covered in doodled hearts and snowflakes, he freezes (sorry, last one, I swear), and stares at it.

Snatching it up, he recognises your handwriting, reading it rapidly. Then he stuffs into his shihakusho, and hopes to the Soul King that Rangiku didn't find it.

She finds the next one, and adds "and please give dear Rangiku-chan a holiday" at the bottom of it in her own handwriting.

Kenpachi Zaraki

Given that basically no paperwork ends up in Kenpachi's office (deep sigh from Yumichika, the administrative martyr), any piece of paper you leave around is going to stand out like a sore thumb.

Kenpachi being Kenpachi, he ignores it for like a week. He's the kind of person that doesn't bother with notes. If someone wants to say something to him, they should come and say it to his face.

It's Yachiru who picks it up and reads it, giggling as her feet swing back and forth, before thrusting it at Kenpachi.

"It's from your chew toy!"

A lazy grin stretches across Kenpachi's face as he finally reaches over to take the note, squinting at it as though he's not used to reading (he can, but he doesn't often bother), before he crumples it up and eats it. Not because it's meaningless, but he had the urge.

He'll give you your reply later, when you're alone...

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

Given how technologically advanced the Twelfth Division is, it's likely they went paperless a long time ago. Digitised notes are much easier to update and much less likely to have unstable chemicals or unsavoury bodily fluids splashed over them.

So when Mayuri finds a post-it stuck to the giant screen in his office, he's...flabbergasted. Firstly, no one should have access to that office, save Nemu. Secondly, who the hell is leaving him love notes covered in doodled hearts?

Surely not his spouse, who is as scientifically minded and logical as he is...

He touches the note, which is a mistake. It sears his fingers, and begins to melt. The words on the note ripple before his eyes as they dissolve.

"The chemical compound on this note is a complex neurotoxin. If you wish for the antidote, you'll meet me for dinner at 7pm."

Mayuri stares down at his stinging fingers, a manic grin stretching across his face.

"What a monstrous, wonderful person..."

Jushiro Ukitake

Are you kidding? Jushiro absolutely loves the little notes you leave around his office, especially when you doodle little koi on them, swimming in circles around your heartfelt messages.

He is dying to know where you got those koi-shaped post-it notes, though.

The problem is, it starts off a trend. You're not the only one who loves Ukitake-taicho. Yes, you know what this means.

Kiyone and Sentaro see Jushiro reading your notes, chuckling to himself, smiling gently, and it unlocks a deep, primal urge within them.

They must show their love for their captain too!

Cue every damn surface in his office being plastered with post-its. Kiyone and Sentaro each pick and colour and compete to see who can cover the most surface area with their papery adoration.

Poor Jushiro.

"Really, this is all very nice...but I can't find anything..."

Nsfw. Smut. No minors.

Praise Kink (Giving)

Shunsui: Of course he is going to tell you how well you are milking his cock. He will compliment your looks and your skills and your sweet smell. You don't have to be skilled and he will still remind you how wonderful you make him feel. Mouth or pussy or hands or ass. He praises them all. He worships them all.

Jushiro: A natural sweet heart who will praise you every step of the way. He isn't just vocal with his praises— he holds your hair back or rubs your head/back or cups your chin and tenderly runs his thumb across your lips as you ride him. Actions speak louder than words. His eyes says it all— he adores you and you could never displease him. “Good job, my love. Now let me do some of the hard work and you relax”.

Aizen: Honey drips from his lips. Honey that is laced with arsenic. Whether his praises are genuine or not, he can really make your heart flutter with all the sweet talk. He mandates excellence and when you deliver, he encourages you to continue striving for more. Whether that is on a mission or sucking his cock— he will pat you on the back or give you his cock as a reward.

Sajin: A softie inside and out. He loves to shower you with praises and kisses. A gentleman he is when he fucks you gently and whispers “thank you” over and over again, overwhelmed with joy and appreciation. “You are so beautiful and i can't believe how lucky i am that you are all mine”, he groans and packs his load deep inside you.

Praise Kink (Receiving)

Izuru: Izuru lives off praises. It's his currency to his self-confidence and performance. You got to guide him with praises or else he gets trapped in his own despair.

Grimmjow: I know, shocker! Funny to see him grumble like a grumpy cat when he isn't praised enough. It's like a stroke to his ego. You gotta tell him things like ‘ah Grimmjow your cock feels so good inside me’ or ‘mmm Grimmjow only you can make me squirt all over your face’ or ‘good boy. You didn't cum before me!’ of course he acts like he hates the praises but it certainly makes his dick twitch each time.

Who does the degrading: (consented)

Mayuri: He degrades pretty much everyone around him but when it comes to you, he is brutal!!! He basically makes it known that you are the worst person/pet out there and drags you along in a collar and leash. He yells at you and even use a shock collar to make sure you become a mindless slut and obey his every command. Fuck he would watch you get fucked by other fuckers in the room and call you a slut as other men or women fill you up with random cum and you just end up begging for his cock in the end to really satisfy you...wow i need to stop now

Unohana: Aint fun if there isn't screaming and begging— begging to be fucked. Unohana ain't the sweet loving motherly figure as she puts it out to be. Beneath that mask, is an unstable woman ready to be unleashed. Years of suppressing her true nature really comes out in the bedroom. You don't mind— it is what makes your pussy cry.

Who loves getting degraded? (consented)

Soi Fon: i love her. I want to degrade this woman and parade her around in a collar as she walks around on all fours with vibrators sticking out of her holes and a gag ball while everyone she has ever wronged (like Kisuke and Shinji) watch with delight. I think she loves to be displayed like that and cums all over the place while getting spanked on the ass as she makes her rounds around the room of observers.

Small gifts I did for Christmas, part 1/2 - mistletoes.

All of them, except for Rose (who was the prototype for the whole set), were presents for members of a Bleach discord I'm part of; big hugs to everyone again! ♡

Bleach Gals

Part 2. Tag List @stqrdvstmp4

Izuru Kira

Izuru is a natural born worrier, so he's on high alert the instant you two enter the bar. Once you leave and ask him to watch your drink, his eyes never leave it. If he sees someone make a move towards your drink, he threatens to remove the offending limb. When that doesn't work, or if they push back, he threatens to behead them. That does the trick, and once they've run off, he notifies the bartender to tell security.

Shinji Hirako

Shinji is casual, laid back, and someone people don't think pays any attention. But he knew someone was coming for your drink before the offending individual was born.

In all seriousness, he sees someone try something with your drink and calls them out loudly, drawing as much attention to them as possible until security gets involved, and they're escorted out of the bar.

Renji Abarai

Renji will keep an eye on your drink, snapping at anyone who comes close to it. If someone does go through with trying something, he doesn't hesitate to throw punches and beat the shit out of the offending person. Security gets involved and breaks up the fight, then, much like with Kensei, once Renji explains what happens, he doesn't get thrown out.

Yumichika Ayasegawa

He makes sure to keep a close eye on your drink, and is the one to save it from certain demies when either Kenpachi or Ikkaku start a brawl that threatens to spill your drink. With that being said, since he's guarding it with his body, there's no chance anyone gets the opportunity to try anything.

Soifon

Soifon is constantly on high alert, and she's watching both yours and her drinks. When you walk away, that's when two people approach to try something with your drinks, but she's got them both floored before they even realize what hit them. She personally makes sure they're escorted out of the bar herself, then buys you both new drinks.

Rukia Kuchiki

Rukia is vigilant, constantly looking around for any signs of danger. If someone tries something with either of your drinks, they will immediately pay the price. Their limbs will be frozen before they get the chance to even reach your drink.