just thinking about alfred and alice both wearing “A” necklaces and the both of them saying they stand for their own names but both of them pretend they’re for each other.

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just thinking about alfred and alice both wearing “A” necklaces and the both of them saying they stand for their own names but both of them pretend they’re for each other.

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Alfred: are you seeing someone?
Alice, flustered: no, why?
Alfred: I just really think it would help if you saw a therapist or something
while i am expelling rage i am so sorry but spallam is literally the worst ship name i have ever heard in my entire life and from this point forward all of my posts will be tagged with alifred until that becomes the popular ship name because i can’t emotionally deal with the name spallam existing
modern alifred you will always be special to me
I know there’s like 5 people in this fandom but here’s an alifred/spallam moodboard

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Alfred: *wakes up beside Alice every day for years*
Alfred, softly, every day: holy shit
The King of Hearts: how do you plead?
Alice: *looks at Alfred*
Alfred: *mouths ‘not guilty’*
Alice: hot milky
Alfred: *facepalms*
Tabatha, from that one high place she always seems to be sitting: just lock her up already
*everyone’s alive and out shopping when there’s a squealing sound*
Dodgy: what was that?
Alfred: probably Alice and Tabatha getting excited about pockets
Alice, holding up a dress: look Alfred!!! It has THREE!!
Alfred: that’s awesome, babe!