Alejandro's harem is pretty big. I'm bored, so here are my favorite Alejandro pairings, some make sense and some don't.
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Alejandro's harem is pretty big. I'm bored, so here are my favorite Alejandro pairings, some make sense and some don't.

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Describing every single rare pair of total drama I have, if you hear the name Ezekiel a lot, get used to it:
Ezekiel x Harold:
This is one of my favorites, Yes, I was the previous Harzeke anon
Ezekiel x Duncan:
Opposites attract? Lemme consume all the art of it (I don't even like one of the characters here, but I still ship it)
Ezekiel x Justin:
Anyone here who shipped this before slimeysoda's au?
Ezekiel x Geoff:
It all started when I saw a funny looking piece of fanart, then I went down the rabbit hole, and now I ship it.
Ezekiel x Noah:
This can also be used to summarize most of the ships here, because I can
Ezekiel x Tyler:
The first guys who fell for Alejandro, you guys mainly all talk about "I like girls!" Meanwhile Ezekiel doesn't even deny it, just that "Wow eh..." IT FEELS LIKE I'M GRABBING AT STICKS TO SELF PROJECT- Wait, where am I? Or right, Ezekiel x Tyler, dumbass x dumbass
Ezekiel x Alejandro:
Same as above, just minus the Tyler specific part, and directed specifically at Alejandro.
Ezekiel x DJ:
They both love animals, and you can't rid that headcanon from me (on Ezekiel's side, DJ's love for animals is canon).
Ezekiel x Trent:
Ruined character gang.
Ezekiel x Eva:
Last one with Ezekiel, Ok? Anyways, this is the only straight Ezekiel ship I like, Lifts them like some grapes x some grapes, anyone?
Harold x Lightning:
Blame Totaldramarama for this, but you can't explain that "Your handso- I MEAN AWESOME!" Line, and the blush afterwards without at least a little bit of contemplating if that was a childhood crush representation.
Owen x Justin:
I'm starting to see a theme with kinda canon but not explicitly stated, Owen is a Bi-con and no one can change my mind.
Izzy x Eva:
It just works imo.
Katie x Sadie:
I eat up friends to lovers for diner
Raj x Wayne:
Same explanation as Katie x Sadie, just less annoying.
Wayne x Damien:
Himbo x Smarter, Gotta love that dynamic, also, enemies to lovers too! Well, I still feel like that whole enemy thing with Damien was meant to mean like Wayne doesn't see him as an enemy, instead he has one giant crush, but he doesn't wanna feel like he's copying Raj by having these feelings too, so he pretends it's an enemy thing.
Dave x Shawn:
I hate Dave with every inch of my body, but I accidentally fell into this rabbit hole, and now I ship it, trust me, this is the only Dave ship I have.
Alejandro x Tyler:
It's a great dynamic, but in the end, the video we shall not speak of messed it up.
Geoff x Brody:
I wanna see them marry all over again.
And that's all that I have that I'm not questioning the rare pair validity of, I have two more I'm questioning and I'll mention them here:
Gwourtney
Nowen
Thank you for listening to my rare pair list.
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alezeke? IN THIS ECONOMY? yes!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Total Drama (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cody Anderson/Sadie, Beth/Bridgette (Total Drama), Alejandro Burromuerto/Ezekiel, Eva/Owen (Total Drama), Heather/Lindsay (Total Drama), Duncan/Trent (Total Drama), Ezekiel/Heather (Total Drama), Beth/Sadie (Total Drama), Owen/Trent (Total Drama), Bridgette/Duncan (Total Drama), Beth/Eva (Total Drama), Cody Anderson/Alejandro Burromuerto, Duncan/Sadie (Total Drama), Bridgette/Lindsay (Total Drama), Ezekiel/Owen (Total Drama), Cody Anderson/Heather, Eva/Lindsay (Total Drama), Alejandro Burromuerto/Trent Characters: Cody Anderson, Sadie (Total Drama), Beth (Total Drama), Bridgette (Total Drama), Alejandro Burromuerto, Ezekiel (Total Drama), Eva (Total Drama), Owen (Total Drama), Heather (Total Drama), Lindsay (Total Drama), Duncan (Total Drama), Trent (Total Drama) Additional Tags: Drabble Collection, Shuffle Challenge, iPod Meme, Inspired by Music Series: Part 6 of Total Shuffled Summary:
18 pairings, 18 drabbles, 18 songs.
Wherein I chose a pairing, put my music playlist on shuffle, then write a drabble for them in the time it takes for the song to play all the way through. This features 12 characters, included in three drabbles each. Not all drabbles are of equal quality, but all have been edited to be good for reading. Some drabbles also push the T rating: read with discretion.