You can trust her

initially inspired by hozier’s ‘too sweet’ 🕺

“omg wow being Frankenstein and the scientist would be so cool!!!” “No owen. Frankenstein is the scientist.” “Not in hotel Transylvania 🤨”

easy as

Imso sick rn im dying pls nowen heal me please end my missry

This is what happens when you cut the brakes off your gf's car.

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

LIFE IS ABOUT HAVING A GOOD TIME AND HAVING CANDY NOT PUTTING ROACHES IN YOUR HAIR

(edit): I don't know why it took me this long to realise there was a glaring typo in the original post, replaced w/ just a quick fix to clear that up)

Sometimes facebook is hilarious

Idk how to use this app, please accept this gift