#alchemy?

(DISCLAIMER: I am recording these results while still experiencing the effects of the second experience. Due to the symptoms below, you must forgive me if these descriptions do not make any sense. But they are nevertheless truthful and accurate.)

1. Covid booster + tetanus shot = Slow descent into turning to stone.

*Fatigue, lethargy, full-body aches.

*Forgetting who I am in favor of The Stone

*Can still go about day, but arduous.

*Gone within a day.

2. Covid booster + winter flu shot = An out-of-body-experience that Can't Get Out.

*Cycling periods of fatigue and body aches

*Feelings of my skeleton trying to escape from beneath my skin.

*I feel italicized.

*Chills like I have never before experienced. The inside of my skull is cold.

*Rest is infesfed by fever-dreams of an imaginary YouTuber showing me tips and tricks, such as how to farm my own $1,100 Under Armor Bodysuits from beneath my pajamas. We're talking Undertime Slopper levels of surreal.

*Tumblr posts that I never would have drafted nor conceived of before. Inhabited by the Spirit of the Poster.

Thank you CVS Pharmacy for teaching me the wisdom of alchemical transmutation through these vaccine combinations. I'm sure someday I will be able to translate it from my subconscious into something I can understand.

Will follow-up here if I ever muster the courage to do this experiment again. Might be awhile though.

(SECOND DISCLAIMER: I will NOT tolerate anti-vaxxers using this post as ammunition for their dumbassery. Vaccines are perfectly safe, and you absolutely should get your Covid and flu shots. It saves lives.