#egg nog

Me: *slams carton down, in an Irish accent* It's been a long day, lass

While the little boys cry 'merry Christmas is coming,' Shall I be as dull as a water-drunk log? No! I'll sing you a song (for we bards must be humming) And the burden shall still be, Beware of Egg-nog. When the bowl mantles over the elegant foam, And the steam rises up in a silvery tog; Put by the potation, keep Reason at home, And think of my warning, Beware of Egg-nog. When Circe, the witch, caught Ulysses's men, She gave each a dram that soon made him a hog; The identical mixture--'tis now as 'twas then; So attend to the moral, Beware of Egg-nog. When the circle is form'd, the glass passes round, Old Satan draws night, tho', as usual, incog., And chuckles to see good Sobriety drown'd-- Would you frustrate his malice--Beware of Egg-nog. But why do I rail at one liquor this way? Is no other as fatal; rum, brandy, or grog? Yes, yes, they're all one, I mean all when I say, And I'll say but once more now, Beware of Egg-nog. by Author Unknown

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