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Maid!Yuu: One second Riddle. I have to talk to the witch in our basement.
(Opens door in the stairs)
Alchemist!Yuu: *Chanting while mixing a cauldron*
Maid!Yuu: You better not be using blood in that! In not washing your clothes if they are!
Riddle: Why do you keep them in the basement.
Maid!Yuu: They aren't allowed free reign up here anymore. They know what they did.
Riddle: What did they do?
Maid!Yuu: Do you remember?
Riddle: Remember what?
Maid!Yuu: Exactly.
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Alchemist!Yuu: Hey, you!
Deuce: Me?
Alchemist!Yuu: Yes, you. Come here.
Deuce: Walks over.
Alchemist!Yuu: You're tall. And strong.
Deuce: Thanks?
Alchemist!Yuu: Do you think Im pretty?
Deuce: I- uh...yes?
Alchemist!Yuu: How pretty?
Deuce: ....very
Alchemist!Yuu: Good, come with me then. I need help in my lab and I need a henchmen.
Kalim: I need your help.
Alchemist!Yuu: Oh? You come to my lair and ask me for help? What's your offer?
Kalim: Anything you want, I'll give it. I just want a potion.
Alchemist!Yuu: Alright, I'll make one for you. What is it for?
Harpy!Yuu: Kalim?! What happened to you?!
Boreades!Kalim: *flapping wings* I thought it nice you transformed into a human for me but you missed your wings so much. Its only fitting I do the same for you. Now we can fly together, at least for as long as the potion lasts.
Harpy!Yuu: Peristeráki mou, you did this for me?
Boreades!Kalim: Anything for my pretty bird.
(They make me sick)
Alchemist!Yuu: So how has the transformation been treating you? How have you felt so far.
Cow!Gardener!Yuu: It's wonderful. Everything is...so nice.
Alchemist!Yuu: Vil, how has it been?
Vil: I might be imagining it but I think they have gotten...slightly dumber.
Cow!Gardener!Yuu: Not dumb...just...everything feels slower. Like syrupy. Inmy head..so sweet. *moo*Hehe.
Alchemist!Yuu: That's probably normal. It's cute though.
Vil: As much as I enjoy it, I'm still glad it's temporary.
Alchemist!Yuu: Until then?
Vil: I plan to enjoy it.
Alchemist!Yuu: That's another cauldron dissolved. I have to get another from Sam....ugh.
*walks by Ace and Deuce getting to another fight with other students*
Deuce: I summon: Giant Couldron!
Alchemist!Yuu: ....wow. Who is that?
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Alchemist!Yuu: Heeeeey
Artist!Yuu: *has a bad feeling*
Alchemist!Yuu: Don’t be scared! I promise I don't bite.
Artist!Yuu: *preparing to run*
Alchemist!Yuu: Wait! I just wanted to know if you wanted to try a potion too.
Artist!Yuu: T-those t-t-ransformation potions? Aren't you going to get in trouble?
Alchemist!Yuu: I messed up the first time with Writer!Yuu.
Artist!Yuu: Y-you turned them into a d-dog.
Alchemist!Yuu: And they turned back. It was too potent. Now I've nailed it. Thank about it. You could be anything you want. I'll give you ears and tails you can only fantasize about. Not to mention all the abilities to match.
Artist!Yuu:*hopeful* Like a shrimp?
Alchemist!Yuu: Shrimp colors aren't real. Marine Biologist!Yuu already told me that.
Artist!Yuu: *on the verge of tears* I can't have anything, can I?
Alchemist!Yuu: Wait wait wait! Bees! Bees can see extra colors. They can see in UV!
(After years of being tormented at the thought of being unable to access the shrimp colors. The shrimp taunted them.)
Noble!Yuu: its the first of the month. You know the drill. We have to confiscate your notebook and turn it in to the professors.
Alchemist!Yuu: This is practically imprisonment. Im treated like a criminal. Destroying my work is cruel.
Noble!Yuu: It won't be destroyed if you didn't write anything extreme again.
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Crowley: Alright what did they make this time?
Trien: A spell that creates artificial immortality.
Crewel: Again?
Trien: But it doesn't prevent decay.
Crowley: That's not too bad.
Trien: There is another spell here that is labeled "Portal to Nowhere" and another called "Human Fireworks"
Crowley: Okay, burn it.
Crewel: They excel in theoretical magics and I can't help but thank the heavens that they can't use magic. Not to mention these spells can't be cast by anyone below Malleus's level.
(Brimmed hat activities)
Miscellaneous Yuu quotes with almost no context
Otaku!Yuu: *sinking into quick sand* *sarcastically* Can I die any slower?!
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Maid!Yuu: If is said I liked all the attention I get would I be a slut?
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Jester!Yuu: If i replaced Grim with a normal grey cat how long do you think it would take everyone to notice?
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Special Forces!Yuu: And if i shot you in the head in the head right now I'D BE THE BAD GUY?!
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Marine Biologist!Yuu: I know love potions and spells aren't ethical but I'm sure they are legal.
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Disciplinary Officer!Yuu: I can't even go to the stable. The pony keeps biting me.
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Noble!Yuu: Apparently you can't "usurpe" the student council because it's a "democracy".
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Vet!Yuu: And how does a tortoise even set a fire?!
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Dancer!Yuu: Can someone just sit under a bridge and not get called a troll?!
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Alchemist!Yuu: It's not really about ethics, it just that they don't really work like they used to. The ingredients are way too hard to get brew.
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Chef!Yuu: They said I had bubbles for brains...that sounded nice. I like bubbles.
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Delivery Kid!Yuu: Someone help!!! The pony got me!
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Harpy!Yuu: Jamil, caught me drawing up alternate recipes for love potions and burned them. Not my fault you can find similar compounds easily.
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Artist!yuu: I'm up to 6 oranges. Is there a limit to how many you can eat a day? Better make it to 7 and see.
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Gardener!Yuu: Has anyone seen Grim?
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Writer!Yuu: Guys, I got a pony!
