Ruggie: You can't be serious. His plate is as big as him!

Chef!Yuu: That's okay. He hungry.

Vil: What happened?

Gardener!Yuu: I asked for some extra help to till the field faster. And well...

Vil: Cow?

Gardener!Yuu: Yeah, cow.

Vil: And the side effects?

Gardener!Yuu:*blushes* Many.

Vil: Milk?

Gardener!Yuu: Milk.

Vil: How much?

Chef!Yuu: *holding a bunch of empty buckets* I finished loading the last batch. I think we have enough this time. Oh! HI Vil! Do you want some milk?! We are overstocked right now! It's actually safe to drink raw unlike normal milk, full of healthy vitamins!

Gardener!Yuu: *beet red*

Vil: You're joking right?

Yeah, sure here are a few off the top of my head.

Tailor!Yuu(skin too warm): *relaxing in the snow*

Neige: *Leaning aginst them* So toasty~

Vet!Yuu(eats raw meat): *Cutting slivers of steak and eating them*

Leona:(Beastmen don't eat raw meat) What the hell are you doing?! You can't eat that!

Vet!Yuu: *caught red handed* I can, you can't

Special Forces!Yuu(no fingerprints): *cleaning gun*

Rook: *slightly agitated that he hasn't been able to add their prints to his collection for some reason* You are quite dedicated to leaving no traces.

Special Forces!Yuu: I am.

Marine Biologist!Yuu(cracks oysters with bare hands): I just netted a batch of fresh shellfish. Hungry Zuzu? I can open them.

Azul: I could go for some. Just leave it to me or the twins to shuck them for you. You'll hurt your hands doing such-

Marine Biologist!Yuu: *pulls the oyster open like breaking apart a pair of chopsticks* What was that Zuzu?

Azul: ...nothing.

Gardener!Yuu (lips always red): *getting dressed for bed while in Vil's room*

Vil: *holding wet wipe* Darling you forgot to take off your make up it's bad for your skin. You will also smear your lipstick all over my sheets.

Gardener!Yuu: Ack! Stop it! Im not wearing any.

Vil: Oh, my. That unique shade is really your natural color? No wonder i couldn't find it in store.

Chef!Yuu (Eyes don't water): *cooking chilies*

Ruggie: *coughing and tearing up from the spicy smoke* You need to open a window in here! That can't be good for you!

Chef!Yuu: *perfectly fine* What do you mean?

Onsen!Yuu (Non audible footsteps): Trey.

Trey: *surprised* Ah! Oh, you scared me. I should put a bell on you at this rate.

Onsen!Yuu: ...okay. Only if it is very nice.

Otaku!Yuu (metallic hair shine): * reading manga*

Ortho:*braiding Yuu's hair* Your hair is especially shiny today.

Otaku!Yuu: Its only because of the absorption of light m—

Idia: It's because you use too much hair gel.

Otaku!Yuu: I do not! It's natural!

Writer!Yuu (black fingertips): *writing*

Jack: Do you think you need to take a break? You've stained your hands from working too hard.

Writer!Yuu: My hands are fine.

Nurse!Yuu (has sharp nails):*applying rubbing alcohol* I told you not to sneak up on me like that.

Floyd:*cheek bleeding* I was just trying to surprise you. You are so mean to me—clawing me up like a kitty.

Disciplinary Committee!Yuu (fur like hair): *shedding and scratching head* I hate spring so much.

Leona: Don't call me that.

Jester!Yuu: *puppy eyes* Lele...

Leona: Yes, im here. Is that a big deal? Im not singing either. Just here to watch.

Chef!Yuu: Leona-nim, your here. Where is Ruggie. I made an extra tray of pigs in a blanket.

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Vet!Yuu: Im going first tonight! You losers can watch me tear it up!

Marine Biologist!Yuu: Then I'm next!

Azul: Then I'll join in—

Marine Biologist!Yuu: Back off! This is between us Zuzu!

Vet!Yuu: Fine then let's see who has it and who doesn't.

Jester!Yuu: Me too! Me too! But...I wanna sing with Acey...

Nurse!Yuu: Not happening. Looks like we all gotta join in and make it a competition. The boys can judge.

Streamer!Yuu: I love to judge.

Nurse!Yuu: Not you. If you live in this dorm you gotta sing.

Malleus: I was excited to sing with my beloved but I'm also excited for a show.

Leona: My Lazizi, will crush yours.

Vet!Yuu: I don't know we have sex. Plain and simple.

Chef!Yuu: Ruggie said he overheard you and Leona role-playing. You being one of his many wives but you being the favorite consort.

Vet!Yuu: Tell Ruggie Im going to kill him.

Otaku!Yuu: Ooo, hot. But who's idea was it?

Vet!Yuu: ...mine.

Deuce: I thought you loved your rabbits!

Ace: Man, that's kinda sick.

Baishan: *points at pot*

Ruggie:*looks inside* Did you stew your bone for soup. *sips* That's pretty good.

Baishan: I wanted the bone marrow.

Chef!Yuu: That's my boy!

Chef!Yuu: I won't get mad, just tell me what happened.

Ruggie: Someone made fried shrimp in the kitchen.

Chef!Yuu: That's fine.

Ruggie: They used the non-seafood fryer.

Chef!Yuu: You mean the fryer that I explicitly told everyone not to touch because it needs to never touch fish of any kind because my baby sibling is deathly allergic to shellfish?

Ruggie: ....yes.

Chef!Yuu: Who was it?

Ruggie: I can't tell you that.

Chef!Yuu: Yes, you can and I know you will.