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Stevie/Alexis, roommates!au, enemies to lovers, âshut up for a second, will you?â
eeeep! first time writing these two!! thank you for the prompt, friend, ilyđ
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Stevie understands why Alexis had to resort to an app to find a roommate. Sheâs almost burned the apartment down twice, leaves shoes everywhere, and never does the dishes.
Now, sheâs sitting (uninvited) on Stevieâs bed, crying over some dude, again. Stevieâs sick of it.
âShut up for a second, will you?â
Alexisâs mouth snaps shut mid-tirade. Even with tear-streaked makeup, sheâs still pretty. Typical. âUm, rude, Stevie.â
âSorry, just - none of these guys fucking deserve you, okay? Youâre better than them.â
Stevie didnât plan on saying that. Alexis looks just as shocked. âYou donât mean that.â
Surprisingly, Stevie does.
Hi, do you have any schitt's creek fic recommendations that are more about Alexis and espically her past before they moved? Or just Alexis centric fics?
Hey there! Here are a few:
Homecoming by sefa16
Alexis spots a Jewish star necklace at the mall; for some reason, she can't stop thinking about it.
Half of My Soul, as the Poets Say by mixtapesandsunsets
Yes, she imagines telling the Alexis of two years ago, who had felt so untethered sitting next to Twyla outside these very rooms. You believe in fate. Your fate is right in front of you, Lex, you just need to reach out to meet it. Itâs her. It has always been her. (This one appears to be time-stamped and shows some early aughts Alexis)
Rose Gold by fairmanor
To hype up the holiday special of Sunrise Bay, Moira records a Christmas themed sleep story for the Calm app. While doing press for its release, Alexis realizes this is the first bedtime story she's ever heard from her mother.
Super Rich Kids by codswallop
Alexis really wishes she hadnât come home from Hong Kong so soon. (Warnings for apendicitis)
Havenât Thought of You Lately at All by shykia1029
There are six months in their twenties during which David and Alexis don't speak at all.
stars & boulevards by singsongsung
An Alexis-centric series consisting of post-canon relationships between Alexis and Ted, Alexis and David, and Alexis and Moira.
weâll take the world together by sonlali
5 times David takes care of Alexis and 1 time Alexis takes care of him
Thank you to @yourbuttervoicedbeau @danieljradcliffe @roguebebe @januarium @alamborghini @anniemurphys and @hullomoon for helping me compile all of these!Â
Grab your passport and my hand
fic title meme
grab your passport and my hand
Pairing: David/Patrick, Alexis/Ted, Stevie/Rachel
Rating: E
Tags: Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Alternate Universe - Baseball, Long-Distance Relationship, egregious use of text messages, egregious use of social media, egregious use of pop music, now with even more distance as they navigate international commitments
Summary: "But thereâs paparazzi out there and I didnât get my eight hours,â David grumbles against Patrickâs collarbone. âAre you sure we have to go?â
Patrick laughs, running a hand through his boyfriendâs hair in condescending placation. âYes.â
âBut itâs so early and your interviews are so boring, they all just wanna ask about baseball.â
âThey all just wanna ask about you, actually.â David barely grunts in acknowledgement. âI asked Gwen to make sure they had those âgourmetâ doughnuts with all the toppings in the green room.â
âI could order those here myself.â
Patrick switches tactics. âIf you come with me today, I promise I wonât ask you when weâre in Paris next month.â
David peeks one eye open. âCan I get that in writing?â
(a sequel to âiâd swing with you for the fences,â aka year two in david and patrickâs relationship)
Fic title meme: Got me dripping like a honeycomb
...okay I deserved this after also giving you Hedwig lyrics tbh đÂ
Got me dripping like a honeycomb
Smut. Smuuuuuuuuuuut. Honestly pick your ship, and itâll be teasing and orgasm denial and begging. (You knew what you were doing with this đ )
[send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it]

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hello! I was inspired by an anon recently so I wanted to ask if you guys happen to know some fics where Kurt is REALLY taller than Blaine, like more than canon :)
Iâm going to give you a few recs of pocket!Blaine stories.
Good Things Come in Small Packages by @slightestwindÂ
This is a story about how Kurt rescues Blaine and they fall in love, aka a lot of pocket!Blaine fluff with a happy ending.
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Blaine Little by threetequilafloorÂ
All Blaine wants is a little romance. Only problem is, he's only four and a half inches tall. Throw in a true friend in need and a supercilious cat and you've got a Stuart Little-inspired story.
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To Borrow a Heart by Komu
Blaine's used to being alone, but perhaps he doesn't have to be. A borrower!Blaine au.
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Iâll Be Your Thrill by @januarium
Kurt and his small friend Blaine have been close for a while, but Kurtâs started to look at him differently. One day he comes home early unexpectedly and then he sees him really differently.
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Levers & Pulleys by @skivvysupreme
Pocket!Blaine is not a fan of dependency.
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Tiny Wonders by spinmybowtie
Kurt finds a tiny Blaine out in the cold, so obviously he takes him home. That's only the start of their adventure.
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Happy Reading!
HKVoyage
Plz yell about the Ben and Jake???
@kithandqin also requested about âhow underrated Sisko isâ (good topics thaaaaaank you)
THE BEN MY MAN THE BEN!! benjy boy and his good son man. theyâre EVERYTHING PURE AND GOOD in humanity ISTG. like all ben wanted was some fuckin peace and quiet. a place to raise his kid and pick up the pieces of his life and marinate in his trauma and how the fuck do you ever get over something like that anyway. you canât. wolf 359, not linear at all because thatâs where heâs stuck. itâs all cycles and memory and history and a space station that canât go anywhere.
weâre not exploring the universe, weâre exploring the genre, weâre exploring our own psyches!!
what it means to be a fucking person and face the consequences of what life hands you, even and especially when itâs Not Fair At All. and â this is important â Benny Russell. stuck in a fucked up society that wonât let him have just one little joy. one measly story of hope published in a scifi rag of limited readership that wonât even show his face. not to mention any fucking respect, for life for personhood. but Benny can imagine the future. he can imagine a time when itâs not only better, itâs Glorious. everything he could ever hope for himself he is THE SISKO
despite everything TIME HEAVES ONWARD â in stops and starts and spirals backwards, but nothing stays the same and if you try you can shape what it becomes. you still you gotta push and what you build from the rubble will be worth it.
benny russell imagines a better future that ben sisko embodies, and ben sisko builds a life builds a better quadrant, and from all of this it cycles back to JAKE SISKO AND HIS SENSITIVE ARTIST SOUL. he can become a writer like benny, but this time with the support and love and foundation that ben siskoâs work provides. Jakeâs brave and good and noble, but heâll never be a fighter in that way, but the whole point is that HE DOESNT HAVE TO BE. jakeâs au alternate Jimmy dies before he can live, but Jake has the world the bens built and he doesnât have to be anything but himself.
it starts with a writer and ends with a writer; it starts with a man who loses his wife and ends with a son who loses his father. itâs all a cycle and not at all linear, but. theyâre not stuck and itâs not hopeless. jake is all his familyâs history but because of that history, heâs more.
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â@theredandwhitequeen replied to your post âInfinity War was...â
Thor says (this I had to actively listen for this on my second viewing) "half their people are dead". Because that's Thanos' bag EVEN WHEN IT IS A PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY JUST LOST WELL OVER HALF THEIR POPULATION *ahem* so I guess Valkyrie lead the group that escaped
Yeaaaah, thatâs more like 2% of the population at best, Thor.
Iâve only seen the movie once so I might have missed something but.... how does that work? I get thatâs the way Thanos works but there was one ship and all remaining Asgardians were on board. Did Thanos randomly pick some of them and put them on another ship? Did Heimdall help them escape? Did Thor and Valkyrie enact an escape plan? We started the movie half way through that attack and I donât remember getting any explanation?