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A week has passed since you first came here and all you can say is you're starting to enjoy this. You quickly learnt Valeith is more fun than you would imagine an evil henchman normally would be. Second thing you’ve learnt is the general prophecy “a hero from a far away world with their companions will defeat the evil lord one day”. You laughed out loud when Valeith first told you about the prophecy with a very concerned face “It’s believed to be your end my lord,” he said with such a pathetic worried face it made you laugh harder. “These guys-” you threw your head back your laughter echoing through the halls of the dark castle- “will be my end? Don’t worry I can handle them..” you replied and grabbed a magic mirror next to your throne. As a dark lord capable of almost anything you quickly gained a new hobby when Valeith showed you this mirror. You had the ability to just see in the eye of any familiar you had and you have been following your guys with an innocent bunny for a while now. “We’ll see who ends who..” you laughed once more.

Meanwhile, the camp was at war. These guys can’t handle being in a room all together and they’re alone in the woods? “MAMMOONNN?????” Asmo yelled from his own tent, his precious expensive hair clip as a bard was missing the third time ever since being here. Levi, Lucifer and Barbatos were around a log trying to find the most efficient way to go to the kingdom castle to grab the prince(who they assumed was you due to the prince having similar appearances as you) before the evil lord kidnapped you. Diavolo was next to the twins, watching Belphie do funny druid magic and finally Simeon and Luke were trying to stop Solomon from helping them with tonight's dinner. Satan grabbed Mammon by his hair and dragged him back to Asmo. It was annoying that Mammon was a rogue which meant he kept stealing stuff without any issues. All of them failed to notice a small white bunny sitting near the camp with glowing red eyes, watching their every move. You laughed while staring into the mirror. Yeah these are your guys alright.. Honestly you kinda missed them. Being dark and evil is fun, you can never complain about that part, but it’s kinda..lonely here. You have all these weird minions that look like sloppy monsters and some small imp maids but you know it was lacking someone standing against you. Sigh.. this must be how Diavolo feels.. Your throne room doors were suddenly burst open by Valeith again, “The plan is ready my lord.. All we need is your signal now.” oh yeah you were gonna kidnap this prince today right? Apparently this human king was extremely protective over his son, not even allowing him to have portraits around the castle; the only people allowed to see the prince were the king himself and his personal maids. Your character thought if you had the human prince you would make the human king agree to work under you. “Alright let’s get this party started," you muttered before Valeith tilted head in confusion “party..? We’re not throwing a party my lord?” you laughed and started walking.

The party arrived at this human kingdom..a little later than they should’ve. When they arrived to grab you(they still assume you are the prince) the castle was already covered in fire and weird black goop…? The king ran to Levi seeing the infamous hero, he grabbed Levi’s armor and begged “oh mighty heroes!! The evil lord has taken my precious son.. Please give me your aid in rescuing my son and I will give you any riches you want in return!”. Almost all of them froze. The prince was already kidnapped? This meant- “[NAME]!!” Mammon yelled first, he pushed the king off of Levi and shook the prince. “What did your son look like? WHAT WAS HIS NAME?” Lucifer put a hand on Mammon’s shoulder “Calm down,” he whispered. The king was stuttering as he explained an appearance that was way too similar to yours and your name was mumbled. This time it was Satan who grabbed the man and shook him “Where dıd the evil lord go? Where is he?!” This was going nowhere, Barbatos and Simeon finally calmed everyone down and they went inside the castle. They went to the king's map room to plan. In short terms “you” were kidnapped and they wanted to kill the “evil lord” for even touching “you” like that. Levi took a deep breath “Okay we will level up and get gears on the southwest and then begin making our way from the north..”

On the other side of the world you were staring at a human prince who looked like your doppelganger. You guys had the same name and same looks(some differences of course). The other [NAME] that we will be calling [Y/N] or [EVIL NAME] or whatever you want was chained to the ground on his knees. Both you and Valeith were looking at him like monkeys starting at human ipads. You were about to say something before this bitch cut you off “Let go of me right this instant you disgusting bastard!! I’ll let you know the prophecy says the heroes will kill you for doing this to me!! Better let me go before it's too late!!” you rolled your eyes “You shut your mouth-” you grabbed a dagger from under your robe- “before I make you.. stupid mortal..” you whispered. Honestly you have never been glad Lucifer was an ass to you in your first year, you have learnt to act like a scary demon because of him. You were going to get angry at first, you DID get angry at first. You wanted to have fun!! You didn't want to deal with a meaner, brattier and more stupidier version of yourself.. You groaned and ordered Valeith to take the stupid version of you away and sat back on your throne. You grabbed your mirror. Hey, at least your sillies can make you feel better. Oh after seeing what happened you couldn’t get happier.

“We have to save [NAME] we have to!! What if he’s in danger?? What if he’s being tortured by the demon lord?” Asmo said with an overly worried voice and you, behind the mirror watching all this, froze. “[NAME]? Do these idiots think I’m the missing prince or something?” you whispered to yourself. “OI SHUT UP!! QUIT MAKIN’ ME THINK ABOUT BAD STUFF ASMO!!!” Mammon yelled back. Levi was covering his ears as the “brave hero”, he just didn’t want to think about you being brutally tortured by an evil lord. Lucifer, Barb and Solomon were already thinking about their whole journey fully planned to rescue “you” and Simeon + Luke were trying their best to calm down the others while Beel was straight up holding belphie and satan on both arms, stopping them from just running to the evil lord's castle. You looked at the mirror and then looked at Valeith, he seemed to have the same idea as you.. Hey, why not use this to your advantage? You can hear the annoying screams of the other "you" echoing in the castle while you and Valeith write a "help me" letter like two high schoolers pranking a kid. The plan was simple: you would pretend to be the kidnapped heir in order to fool these idiots, this way you could win this game easily. You knew in order to leave the game you had to win...but the game never specified who has to win did it now? You were planning on winning this game, no matter what…

“Okay first we will go to the upper lands of the fairies to grab this “overpowered gear” Levi has been talking about,” Lucifer says while holding a notebook in his hand, “And then we will go and fight the evil demon to rescue [NAME] and exit this game.. correct?” he added. Everyone was finally calm after a while..a lot while. It took so much time just to stop all of them from trying to fight immediately. They finally had a solid plan. “Mammon, Asmo, Solomon and Luke will gather information or try to find useful stuff.” Lucifer spoke once more before turning to Barbatos. “You, me, lord Diavolo, Beel will go to fight the elder dragon on the fairy land for the materials..”, finally he turned to Levi “Levi you, Simeon, Belphie, Satan prepare the camp and weapons..”. So the plan was set, they were going to rescue you.

Levi was busy learning new “equipment”, this was a game after all and as the games “MC” Levi was the only person who had access to the crafting table and everyone's gear. As a true gamer Levi was busy sitting in a corner reading everyone's playstyle and weakness. “Did you guys know if I equip Beel with more clothes it's harder for him to fight?” Levi said and Simeon raised an eyebrow “What?”. Levi scrolled down on the information panel in front of him “it's a weird game quirk I guess? It says here if I give beel thick armor it's harder for him to crit.” “Crit? What's that?” Simeon asked once again but the sound of Satan starting the fire very loudly distracted them. “Can you stop talking about game facts? It's bad enough Lucifer put me on a boring mission.. like take asmo for information and not me? He thinks he's so great.” Satan rolled his eyes and sat down near the fire, putting a thick wool blanket over his sleeping younger brother belphie who started dozing off the moment he was put on “camp” duty. “I'm sure Lucifer had his reasons Satan, it's nice we're all bonding like this don't you think?” Simeon said and Satan rolled his eyes. Yeah so fun.. his part of the party was a sleeping corpse, an angel who kept trying to be useful and his “older” brother reading their information like a Wattpad story. So fun..

“HEY LUCIFER DO WE NEED THIS?” beel asked, on top of a huge dragon holding a piece of its horn in his hand. Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos and Beel were inside a dragons inn just taking some random materials. The dragon was knocked unconscious seconds ago after four of these scary dudes went up to it. Diavolo chuckled like this was the most fun he had in years and grabbed some treasure laying inside the dragons inn. “Dragons actually hide their treasures, it's kind of funny how such games talk about us dragonic kind!!” Diavolo said, oh yeah.. he's part dragon I guess. Barbatos was quietly grabbing some very specific materials from the ground. Lucifer raised an eyebrow “why pick a random purple gem Barbatos? You know something we don't?”, the Butler simply just laughed and grabbed another specifically weird item from the ground “I just have a feeling these might be the ones Levi will want later on..” . Lucifer sighed, he just wants to get out of here, he just wants to know if you're okay.. so that's how the “party Lucifer™” is going. Probably the most useful party…

“So you come here often? I would remember a beauty like you” Asmo is gathering information a little too good maybe.. Luke and Mammon(father son duo) went around in the town, asking locals about this evil king or how they could reach the fairy lands.. Luke activates this cute child act(it's not an act, he's just cute but he will kill you if you said that to his face) and Mammon steps in as a criminal if Luke doesn't work. Bad cop good cop. Solomon and Asmo are inside the castle, Solomon is talking to the kingdom council to rescue the “prince” and asking questions. Asmo is also inside the castle.. flirting with maids and butlers for anything the council is hiding. So first of all, they learned many things. Mammon and Luke learnt no one actually knows what the prince looks like, apparently the king is this weird freak who lost his wife and his son, the prince, was the only thing left of her so he kept his son hidden away.. helicopter parents. Second of all, Asmo and Solomon learnt not only was the prince hidden from the kingdom people he was also never allowed to have any portraits or drawings of him. Which now made sense why there weren't any portraits of the son and also why the king looked absolutely freaked out to learn his son was taken away. The only people who saw the prince were the king, the councils and the prince’s own personal butlers.

They regrouped after a while. Solomon asked Mammon what they knew first “uhh.. they told us fairies don't like humans very much and yeah.. the folks people don't know a lot..” Mammon said and Luke nodded “yeah, they just told us there is only one sailor brave enough to cross those lands towards the fairies.. apparently she's very hard to find or to hire tho.. we might need money.”. Mammon winced at the spending money part, the two looked at asmo and Solomon “What about you?”. Asmo smiled “Well, first off all the prince was really beautiful from what his personal butlers said, they told us he likes (insert favourite food) just like our precious [NAME], he had bath days on every two days and-” Yeah Asmo was just telling them what the butlers told him.. their job. Solomon cut him off somewhere “oh yeah and when the prince goes to bed, they dress him up in his adorable night wear”, “the council told me fairies like eating sweet stuff like bees and might appreciate it if we got some special rare honey from the cold upper mountains. Apparently it's extremely hard to harvest some so yeah.. we found our new mission.” The group found a lot of information and probably enough gossip for Asmo to last for about three weeks… okay maybe four days.

Meanwhile across the world you were in your dark gothic room, holding a skeleton(like the one in Lucifer's creepy ass room) practicing your acting. What were you going to do? They think you're the helpless prince.. so you were going to become the helpless prince, luring them into your trap. You hoped Barbatos’s time powers didn't work here. It's really unfair, man. You grabbed the skeletons' shoulders and cried “Please help me! This evil lord.. he's.. he's torturing me..!! Guys please.. you must help..!!”. You stood up straight again and thought. Yeah.. maybe too desperate. They wouldn't fall for that(Mammon would.. So would Levi.. and Asmo.. and Satan.. and.. yeah okay the list ended here). Okay you threw the skeleton. How would you even trap them tho? You didn't want to kill them honestly.. Maybe if you could make them your minions..! Yeahhh good idea. Pat your own shoulder [NAME] you are too good for this world…

Everyone was together once more, the information group told the others, Barbatos handed the items to Levi and, Levi gave everyone their cooler and better armors/weapons. “So our new mission is to find this mysterious sailor, bribe her and reach the upper colder mountains(A/N: aren't I so creative with names?). We need some “rare” honey to make the fairies help us” Lucifer, as the so-called “party leader” said. Asmo and Mammon groaned at the same time. “How many more stupid missions before we can rescue [NAME]? I'm tired of going there, go here, go there game!!” Asmo said, “Right! Why aren't we just attackin’ anyways?! Why are these missions like this long chain!!” Mammon added and Levi rolled his eyes. “Normies, this is the main quest of course it's going to be a chain quest..” “oh yeah!! I remember.. it always makes us do something to do something else right!! That's what a chain quest is!!” Diavolo happily added. Satan signed “You're telling me there's more than one quest? Like what? Aren't our job is to rescue [NAME]?”. Simeon wrapped a small wool blanket around Luke's shoulders and looked at the blonde “I believe Levin mentioned something called ‘side quesrs’ right.. where we do stuff that has almost nothing to do with the main quest.” Levi nodded again “it just gives us either something useful or opens a new area or something..”. Belphie laid down his head on his twins shoulder to sleep, he just woke up from sleeping after all “can't we just rescue [NAME] and get the fuck out of here?”. Levi groaned “NORMIES!!!”. Beel took a bite form his roasted dragon(Don't look at diavolo, he feels weird about that) and looked at Mammon “What's this weird sailor lady anyways? Does she have a name?” Mammon shrugged “I don't know, they didn't give me a name.. they call her the **Reaper of the Sea**..” (oooh. I wonder who that lady might be..)