Liz(Human)

Diavolo: Yes he has it and he reads them like a watpadd girl

Diavolo had NO idea what are fanfics if it wasn’t for his buddy Leviathan!! One day while skipping paperwork, Dia saw Leviathan walking down the halls reading something on his DDD. He got curious and asked Levi what it was. Leviathan first panicked and tried changing topics, obviously Dia saw right through him and the third born had no choice but to explain what fanfics are to him.

That is the story of how the demon prince ended up as a Ipad baby. He reads them while he works, he reads them before he sleeps, he reads them in the car and he even tried reading them while Barbatos was scolding him. His fanbase is quite large but not the largest. Most people are terrified of making a stupid fanfic about the demon prince.

Diavolo is so giddy, he is so happy. This is amazing!! You can just write books about two people being in love!! So cool!!

What’s his favorite genre? he likes the human AU most. He wonders what life would be like if he was like you.. he always envied your freedom, your compassion, your interesting life. He loves those ones where the two of you are human, doing your human stuff.. maybe then Diavolo could walk around freely holding your hand. Barbatos wouldn’t dump so much paperwork on him..

He already likes roleplay irl but in fictions it’s a wholeee another thing. Basically Diavolo likes all fics when it’s not about your actual life situation. Where he ISN’T the demon king with huge responsibilities.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? Yes he does. He does so much!! Why? Well it’s more stories about being in love with you!! Doesn’t matter if he isn’t called Diavolo in these stories.. you’re in love with him so it’s fine!! Hm? What? There is a demon in the comments who’s talking about wanting to kiss you irl? Haha so silly..! Barbatos annihilate this man please.

Yeah, Diavolo reads them like it’s personal work for HIM. Just like Levi any comments he sees about people wanting the x Y/N scenerio to be real makes him super possessive and angry. Dragons are known to be territorial and the demon prince doesn’t want to let go of you.

Does he write any? Yes!! Of course he does!! He even shows them to Barbatos and Lucifer at their tea parties. He also has crazy author note’s like “sorry for not updating, a small village i own was having problems with their food” or “sorry for late chapter, my butler was mad at me again”. People think this anonymous Mciavolo(MC x Diavolo) account is owned by a noble who likes Diavolo and you.. Actually people think this is Mephisto.

Lastly, what does he hate? Arranged Marriage AU’s. Diavolo is aware it is a huge possibility he might get a proposal arranged for him but they always make it seem like there’s no other choice. Diavolo is the **Prince of Demons** let’s not forget that. He can refuse and the other person can do nothing about it. There is no benefit in any arranged marriage proposals when he is losing you. He hates those AU’s where you’re left alone as he leaves with someone else.

An extra: I’m going to bet all my money and my soul on he reads DiaLuci like crazy. Barbatos, who is aware he is reading them, has no idea if the young master reads them in a satirical way or in a genuine way…

Barbatos: He doesn’t have time to read them.. he has time to LISTEN to them.

Barbatos knows everything, I’m not even gonna get into how he knows them instead I’m going to explain if he reads them or not. He doesn’t read them tho.

The butler of the young master is a busy man, wake up, prepare clothes, wake young master up, serve breakfast, tail behind young master and the list goes on.. Barbatos does not have time to do such stuff. But he still enjoys some time to time.. he just makes one of the little D’s read it for him as he bakes or rests(very rarely).

He isn’t afraid if the Little D’s will snitch on him. No one is brave enough for that.. the poor little D reading some corny bullshit for the royal butler as he bakes.

What’s his favorite genre? Everyone agrees if Barbatos didn’t swore loyalty to Diavolo he would overthrow the kingdom right? Are we all on the same page here? Okay. Then his favorite trope is royalty AU, when Barbatos is the demon king and you are his cute little human. Little D has the misfortune of seeing Barbato’s scary smile once while reading a fic.. Remember everyone Barbatos is a very powerful demon who hated Diavolo when he first met him.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? No. He finds it idiotic people would try to insert themselves into your life. He even finds it quite loser-ish. He doesn’t like them but doesn’t hate them. He just thinks they’re ridiculous. Instead of making this ominous unspecified Y/N just write a fanfic about yourself. He also does get jealous. Do these demons think you act sweet towards everyone you meet? How dare of these lowly **things**?

Does he write any? Well.. depends. He writes yes but like Satan he writes physical stuff. He doesn’t publish any, if he did the world would change i think. He writes about you in his diary if he has any, he makes lovely scenarios of you in his mind. Barbatos thinks they’re too precious for others to see or imagine. So yes he writes but no one knows..

Lastly, what does he hate? People mischaracterizing the young master OR they write Barbatos like he is this stoic “I don’t do anything but work” kinda guy. Do people think Barbatos WANTS this much work? Does he have no hobbies? No interests? It leaves the real Barbatos frustrated when the fictional Barbatos refuses your date for the third time because of some bullshit. Barbatos is stoic about his work and refuses to take breaks untill IT’S YOU! If Barbatos ever refuses a date with you because of an unimportant task, he will go back in time to annihilate that possibility.

An extra: the most perfect cook Barbatos slightly overcooked his cupcakes once, no one knows about this except him and the little D that was reading a fanfic to him. Why? The fanfic was at the most mushy mushy lovey-dovey part and Barbatos got distracted by imagining it, causing the cupcakes to cook 5-7 minutes more.

Mephistopheles: he reads them and writes so much to get in front of lucifer’s community.

We all know this man thrives on two things Diavolo’s praise and Lucifer’s discomfort. He knows what fanfics are, he is the head of newspapers club c’mon!! Everytime you’re caught doing something romantic with any of them he is the first person to know about this. People love a good gossip after all. Mephisto isn’t a gossip club he knows but it is still super fun to learn how Lucifer almost tripped while scolding someone.

Anyways, he knows fanfics exist and likes reading them in the clubroom while resting. He thinks you are an annoying human who is extremely endearing. He understands why even Lord Diavolo adores you so much. You’re so.. human. He also knows his community is nothing but horndogs but he enjoys it.

What’s his favorite genre? Lucifer doesn’t exist AU. Mhm, please get him away. But with you? He likes royalty AU. The scenes where you and him dance in a huge ballroom, hand in hand, as everyone watches you two. He imagines it and cannot focus at anything for the rest of the day. He also likes it when he’s this powerful prince and you’re his trusted knight. He basically likes it when people talk about you like the inseparable duo, you are his and he is yours.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? He doesn’t care as long as people know their place. You belong with him and so much more better than those.. lowly demons. He has a superiority complex and it shows. He believes you are way too good for them to even imagine being with you. He thinks it dirties your perfect figure. What can you do? The lowly will always dream of what they can’t have. After all Mephisto hates the brothers but knows that they are at least “somewhat” worthy of your affection.

However anytime and everytime he sees you speak to some random in the halls of RAD, he is quick to hold your waist in a gentlemanly way and then tell the demon to piss off(in a gentlemanly way). “Whatever you might need, you can ask someone else. You don’t need to disturb the RAD special guest for foolish questions..” he says and squeezes your waist for comfort. After the demon walks away, mephisto blushes like a classic anime girl and tells you to not talk about it. He was just “protecting you”. Yeah yeah buddy.

Does he write any? Oh boy oh boy. He writes like it’s his job. Like Belphegor he writes because he is a little shit. He needs to pass the brothers in the community and also he loves you and it shows other people how you and him belong together. Sometimes newspaper club members talk about their president working late at night typing again. It’s just actually Mephisto trying to finish his third fic of the week. He thinks it’s extremely embarrassing tho. If you were to confront him about fanfics or fandoms he would scoff and deny everything. He’ll look to the side, sweating and talk about how embarrassing it is. “Tsk lowly demons am i right? Hah.. MC NO DON’T LOOK AT THE LAPTOP-!”

Lastly, what does he hate? DiaLuci fics. How dare they dirty Lord Diavolo’s name like this?! But that’s an obvious answer. He hates any throuple/threesome fics i think. Even if it is Lord Diavolo, Mephisto is still a demon at heart. He is possessive, he is territorial. He doesn’t want to share you. If he wasn’t such a stuck up he would ask you to live with him instead of the brothers, he would hold your hand and pull you away from Solomon. So he doesn’t like any “there’s a third person” fic. He wants to be yours alone and he wants you to be his alone. Together forever.

An extra: yes he reads MephiDia. He was just interested okay? He wants to know if people genuinely see him and Lord Diavolo a good couple. He agrees that him and Lord Diavolo would be fitting he cannot take them seriously. His heart belongs to one person and that is you. So even though he reads them he isn’t a full blown fan. He just thinks i guess they make sense.

Solomon: Duhhhh. The old man is still hip, you know? He likes writing the most.

Solomon lives in the human world, ofc he knows what fanfics are. He actually likes reading some original works in Ao6 when physical books are a little boring. After all almost all digital work is written by the “hip” people.

Solomon knew what Mcolomon is because Asmo won’t shut up about it.. Solomon doesn’t mind at all actually. He reads them before bed definitely and he also reads them when he is in the human world for business and you aren’t there with him. The biggest yearner in all three games will forever be Solomon and he yearns for you HARD when the two of you are away.

What’s his favorite genre? “The two of us against the world”. Where you leave the Devildom to protect humanity with solomon forever and ever. He also liked marriage AU’s the best. Mhm.. the humble life of a married man. He is already almost your husband, all that’s missing is the offical labels and the rings.

Like I’ve said tho, “two of us against the world” he likes reading most. YEHA TELL’EM KC!! Tell those demons you belong in the human world with him!! You belong with him!!

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? He doesn’t know either. He reads them, he isn’t mad or bothered but he isn’t happy and excited about it either. He reads them and then goes “meh..” before returning to his good old scheduled Mcolomon. X Y/N is such a taboo honestly. He think’s it’s super duper funny how other demons want you so bad, so sad they can never get you right? Right?? You’re his after all. You both are humans and humans should stick together right???

Does he write any? He writes more than he reads. He writes when he’s bored, he writes when he wants you but you’re with the brothers, he writes when you come to his dreams and he wakes up, he writes under a tree while waiting for you. He writes a lot, on his phone or on some random notebook he has. Solomon writes about you a lot. He writes you being in love with him, running away with him. He writes being royalty with you in some faraway land. He writes about you two being old and married. What can i say? He loves you. He also publishes them when he feels it’s good enough. The community lives solomon’s alt account. This author knows his shit about Mcolomon man!!

He also writes about the brothers whenever they piss him off. These fics can range from a fanfic about Lucifer tripping and falling down the stairs to full blown angst story about you hating Lucifer and dumping his ass for Solomon. It really depens on how much they pissed him off. He writes about the second one a lot whenever the brothers steal your attention away from him.

Lastly, what does he hate? Well. He hates demon AU! Listen i mean.. the scenario is sexy i guess but Solomon’s whole character is about his loyalty to human world and how he will manipulate people to protect his world. So there’s no surprise that he doesn’t enjoy any demon AU’s.

An extra: Someone saw Solomon “reading” a fic in the RAD gardens and sent a message to the RAD confessions page. For the next week Mcolomon community lived with the fact that Solomon was aware of them and kinda became nervous. Meanwhile Solomon was actually writing the said fic.

Simeon: he may suck at technology but he is a writer.

As a writer Simeon is more than aware of the fact that fanfictions exist. He knows they do but he is super used to the physical versions. It’s Solomon who takes pity on him and then shows Simeon how to use Ao6. His account name is “wyahxyb” and his password is “12345” btw.

As a guy who wrote literal books it warms his heart how many people are writing stuff on their own, even in digital pages. Then while exploring Ao6 he stumbles upon Mcimeon(MC x Simeon). He blushes and looks around to see if Solomon can see him. Once Simeon makes sure he’s alone he starts reading a fee and then.. yeah he’s torn between.

A professional will always see imperfections is what they say, he reads them and likes the plot but ugh.. this random demon with no book writing experience sucks at writing(water found in sea?). They definitely could’ve done a better job. So after a bunch of hard work Simeon figures out how to write his own stuff.

What’s his favorite genre? This is a very niche tag that Simeon is sure Lucifer and his brothers would get mad at him if they saw it but it’s the “Before fall AU”. There’s only a very limited amount of those fics but it will always remain as his favorite. He likes those ones where you, his old brothers and him are living in Celestial Realm together. There is nothing to worry about. It’s just him, you and his… brothers all in Celestial Realm, living your lives beautifully as angels.

Like i said, Lucifer and his brothers would definitely get mad at him if they knew Simeon was still missing those old times. Simeon accepted his brothers are no longer angels or his brothers.. Simeon accepted he is no longer an angel but it never hurts to pretend right?

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N Listen he hardly found out what is a Mcimeon is stop pushing too hard. Simeon once DID see a x Y/N fic but he just looked at his screen in confusion. “x Y/N..? What does yes and no have to do with this..?”. This man does not know what is a Y/N and is too shy to ask about it. He thinks Y/N is this person that’s in love with you and him.. because he is also aware of Simeon x Y/N fics. Who is this Y/N…?

Anyways, if he knew they exisited i don’t think he would get jealous i think he would get upset in a cute way. Oh people also want you..? Oh that’s great!!! after all you’re so amazing MC..! Please be mine tho.

Does he write any? Yes he does and his community cannot figure out if this is some random teenager or Shakespeare alive. Why? As a writer Simeon writes his shit so well, super duper well but because he is absolutely bullocks at technology he cannot figure out a font size, how to make them italic, how to change colours and etc. So it’s like modern art. The meaning of the stories are beautiful and tear inducing but the looks of it.. man wtf is this.

He writes before bed on his laptop. He still hasn’t figured out how to open Ao6 on his DDD yet. The Mcimeon community love “wyahxyb” because man he writes SO GOOD.

He is the king of Mcimeon, simeon writes fanfics when you were too busy that day. He sits down in front of his laptop and writes about how much he missed you. The fanfics are always super romantic. The Mcimeon community eats so well the other ship communities started requesting their ship on Simeon’s page. Unfortunately all they got was a reply from the author(simeon) about he feels uncomfortable writing about any of the other ships and likes Mcimeon the most. Maybe one day..

Lastly, what does he hate? As an author i don’t think he can hate any. Unlike the others , he did actually publish a really successful book so he knows writing is always subjective and what he dislikes doesn’t mean he can hate it. So he tries to be open minded with all of them. Cheating AU..? I guess he can.. give it a chance.. but yeah he “dislikes” those ones where the two characters keep having miscommunication issues.

The king of miscommunication hates miscommunication i know right. It drives him frustrated. Simeon always tells others to talk things out so he doesn’t like reading about them. But if you point out he tells nothing to others.. what are you talking about? That’s crazy he would never yearn to be brothers with Lucifer again and never tell him. You’re crazy.

An extra: Luke told Levi something about “Simeon staying awake late at night writing something..” and Levi believed it to be TSL related. He begged Simeon to let him see it but Simeon told that he can’t show it to levi. Levi thought it was because Simeon saw him unworthy but in reality it was because Simeon was writing a 20 chapter fic with you, him and potential future children.

Raphael: No, he doesn’t know them. No he won’t like to learn about them Asmo.

Raphael has a general idea of what fanfics are. He knows it’s people writing stuff about you and him but doesn’t know just how deep this rabbit hole goes.

This whole section is going to be about the scenerio IF he knew them and was interested. Because Raphael is an angel who just arrived to Devildom. He doesn’t know Devildom media intimately and doesn’t want to. He’s here for a temporary amount of time. He doesn’t care. For that reason his community is the smallest. There is only a handful of Mcaphael(MC x Raphael) creators out there, “Fandom so small all of us know who the other one is” kinda stuff.

What’s his favorite genre? If he were to have one. It would probably be enemies to lovers. He thinks it is quite interesting how two individuals can go from hating their guts to lovers who can’t separate. I believe Raphael is that one friend who pretends he doesn’t about you but keeps psychologically analyzing your guys relationship to make it better. So he would like enemies to lovers, the buildup. The slow chemistry of realizing maybe the hatred is actually admiration.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? once again, he doesn’t even know they exist. He barely knows about his personal fandom. I mean actually, he kinda knows they exist. Levi won’t shut up about it.. but he doesn’t listen enough to understand what it is. If he knew what they were i think he would definitely get jealous and pouty. Man MC.. you’re way too good for your own sake sometimes. Raphael already has this weird feeling in his chest that he has to protect you so if he knew these existed i think it would make it worse for him.

Does he write any? No. Never done and never will. This one is going to be super short because unlike others the only times he writes your name on anywhere is when he is writing letters to Micheal about you or sending messages to someone about you. Also yeah he writes about you to Micheal a lot.

Micheal is this nosy neighbor who wants to know about this one amazing human that brought his OLD family back.. without him. So Raphael sends reports about what you do, who you are, what are your likes and dislikes. If Micheal reads them without being a nosy neighbor he might realize just how much Raphael cares about you, Raphael writes about some stupid habit you have and how endearing it is to watch, he writes about how you’re so brave yet facing so many dangers and how admires you so much about it..

Lastly, what does he hate? He hates “love at first sight” stuff. He thinks love is something amazing that takes time. You need to get to know them. How do you know it’s love but not attraction when you don’t even know them. He doesn’t hate them but doesn’t believe love at first sight stuff is real, he is skeptical so you just have to prove him wrong MC. Make him realize he loved you the moment he saw you.

An extra: Once read a full blown Mcammon ship over Mammon’s shoulder. They were started back to back im class and Raphael was bored. He wanted to know what was Mammon so focused about and then spent the entire day looking at mammon like a bug splat. Because mammon was reading one of the MOST cringiest thing ever..

Thirteen: Yes she reads them and like asmo talks about them.

She knows what they are, Solomon told her after all. She likes to read them when she is doing nothing and just laugh all night. Unlike Asmo who talks about them like they are art Thirteen talks about them like they’re comic books. She thinks it’s hilarious and laughs all night while reading them.

She even asked you once to read them and roleplay with her. She isn’t ashamed of it at all. She thinks they’re super funny. Well, she acts like it for the most part. Thirteen pretends they are ALL funny to her but some of them are actually stuff that make her heart flutter or tear up even. She would never admit it tho. She still has an image she meeds to save.

Whats her favorite genre? if she is reading for funsies and not seriously? A/B/O stuff. That’s the one she asked to roleplay with you. Any and every A/B/O ones makes her laugh her ass off. If she’s taking it seriously? Immortal AU, as a reaper one of the things she is most afraid of is your candle. She can watch gore videos back to back but tell her she needs to watch your candle burn for ten seconds and she is OUT. Unlike the rest of them, who can easily forget you aren’t immortal, Thirteen is reminded of this fact every second. So she likes immortal AU most.. where she isn’t worried your candle might run out.

She can hold your hand and do every reckless thing she wants. Oh she also likes childhood friends to lovers a lot. Closest friends who know everything about each other slowly falling in love? Sign her UP!! She wishes she met you as a kid and then became best friends forever. It would make life so much easier for her tbh..

Does she enjoy MC x Y/N? Once again thinks they’re hilarious. When you mention to her she laughs and mimics Y/N but in her humble bed she reads them while hugging her pillow. Waiting for the next chapter to drop. She reads them so shamefully like if someone caught her, she is blowing their candle faster than a birthday kid. On the other hand, she also DOES get extremely jealous of it.

She already has a habit of hugging you close and complaining when you’re not paying enough attention to her. She and Asmo have the same habit. She likes to pull you away from whatever business you have for another prank. So when she sees comments about how attractive and lovely you are she scoffs and rolls her eyes. “What do they know about MC anyways.. ugh demons.. always trying to steal other peoples stuff without knowing anything about it..” she grumbles as she presses the next chapter button on another angsty MC x Y/N fic.

Does she write any? Yes, out of spite of course. Solomon was the one who introduced fanfics to her so she knew immediately this white hair sorcerer also wrote his own. After learning what was Mcolomon she groaned and immediately opened her own fanfics account. Mcirteen(MC x Thirteen) must become the superior. There is NO WAY Solomon can be better than her.

She writes whenever she doesn’t have any ideas for pranks or before bed. She writes about stuff she wants to do with you but rather die than admit it. They’re not all smut btw, most of them are actually casual stuff like living in the same house, waking up in the same bed, holding hands while walking RAD. She yearns for the domestic life and wants to be your roommate so bad. Why do you have to live at HoL?!

Lastly, what does she hate? Hanahaki disease. She doesn’t hate it but thinks it’s kind of stupid. You’re going to die at the age of 20-25 because your crush doesn’t want you back? There is no medical solving to this? And most importantly most hanahaki disease fics include the worst case scenario of miscommunication so she screams at her pillow as the fictional “thirteen” hides her crush on you and then coughs up like crazy. GIRL JUST TELL THEM!! You can’t die like this Thirteen!!!

Lucifer: Has an Ao6(demon Ao3) and occasionally reads it..

Lucifer wasn’t interested in fanfics, truth to be told he actually despises them. Obviously he has fans and he is aware of the countless stupid romance “novels”(as he calls them) and he also IS aware that some of the more moronic ones are definitely the works of his blonde brother. He had a negative opinion about fanfics until one day he caught Asmo reading some MC x Reader in secret.

He was… interested to say the least. He felt many emotions at once. He was prideful that even other demons wanted **his** beloved human so much that they wrote their silly fantasies but on the other hand other people also wanted **his** human. To say the least he was quite torn between. Ever since that day Lucifer occasionally logs on to Ao6 and enjoys some fanfics.

What’s his favorite genre? It’s definitely Lucifer x MC or as the you younglincs call it “Mcufier”. He definitely reads smut and once again can’t decide if he likes it when people make him the dom or make you the dom. He also has a sick fantasy, it’s called “fanfics about MC leaving others for Lucifer”. You know those ones.. where you break up with some of his brothers or, his favorite, Diavolo and be with him in the end.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N fics? Definitely not. He doesn’t hate them but he definitely cannot put himself as the Y/N. He would never act like that and it leaves him so annoyed he just cannot read them without getting frustrated.

Does he write any? He does, if you ask him he will deny that he reads them in the first place but Mcufier account has one dedicated anonymous writer beloved by the community. Why? Because this “anonymous” writer depicts Lucifer’s and your personality so well people think these are real stuff that happened.

This account is obviously Lucifer. Whenever he’s bored or has some free time he likes to write some stuff on his mind, his fantasies that he cannot make real are always on those digital pages. He rarely makes any but everytime he does the Mcufier community EATS. He is beyond happy to let everyone in Devildom know Mcufier is the top ship(it’s not).

Lastly, what does he hate? His least favorite tag is the ones where he is an asshole to you(he used to be an asshole to you) and you hate his guts for it(you used to hate his guts for it). It reminds him of your first year here.. He also hates it when HE is the one being dumped for someone else. He cannot take it whenever he misreads a tag and suddenly you are breaking up with him for SOLOMON?!?!?(Solomon wrote that particular fanfic because Lucifer refused to make pact with him on that day as well)

An extra: Once giggled while reading a fic because “you” in the fic was depicted to do something cute. He imagined it and giggled in his bed like a schoolgirl. He is extremely embarrassed and would rather fall again from Celestial Realm than admit that.

Mammon: THE guy for any Mammon x MC ships, he even takes requests and goes war with the other ship communities as the community leader.

Mammon knew Ao6 for only one reason, once he heard that some people pay to have special ships or stories written and he immediately opened an account solely for that purpose. Of course because he wasn’t that into writing so his fanfics sucked and no one paid for him it. His account was left to rot until..

Mammon saw Levi reading some stuff and giggling to himself, Mammon was sure Levi was hiding some money from him so he stole Levi’s phone to just see a page full of smut between him and… YOU?!?!?

Long story short he ran straight to his room to search some on his phone. When he discovered the world of Mammon x Mc(Mcammon) he was delighted.. of course people ship him with you!!! It didn’t help his already high ego that you guys were the most popular ship. Mammon was a model and the second eldest which meant his community was bigger than the rest of his brothers(except asmo) and you and him were close friends back in season one when none of his other brothers had approached you yet. Mcammon was the most popular ship between all and it made him giggle all night as he read them.

But then he learnt MC x Y/N.. he was torn. He likes reading them but that means other people imagine doing these dirty stuff with you!!! No way!! No one knows you like he does!! Once Mammon realized how people were mischaracterizing you or him he took matters to his own hands and that’s how the account “MCammon4Eva” was born.

What’s his favorite genre? Give him a 100K word , MCammon - slowburn - mutual pining - friends to lovers - soulmates AU and he will not annoy anyone for the rest of the day. It makes him so giddy when people make you and him soulmates, OF COURSE YA ARE!! You guys were meant to be in this world and any other worlds out there. Now, as the fastest brother Mammon actually likes slowburn more. He enjoys reading “you” realize your feelings and crush on him.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? He reads them shamefully. He hates the idea of anyone else reading them but does read them when the topic is interesting. He actually wrote some of his own after his community begged him for some.

Does he write any? Hell yeah. If you’re new to the Mcammon community and want to read some fics everyone will point to his account. He is the Lebron James for Mcammon. He posts almost everyday with small drabbles and occasionally once or twice a week drops a big one.

The small drabbles are usually either his fantasy for the day or something cute he wanted to do with you but couldn’t for some reason. He was told to make a Kinktober once and now everytime in October he is reminded of the filth he thought and wrote about you and cannot look at you.

Lastly, what does he hate? Any fic between you and anyone else. He hates them all but that’s an obvious answer. What does he hate on his own fics however? When people write about you being scary(most other people are afraid of the human exchange student who is also the most powerful thing currently).

You would definitely get upset if you heard people are scared of you and he hates the idea of you being upset. So in his fics Mammon makes sure to make you as friendly as you are. He also hates ones where he is written as a money obsessed asshole who mistreats you. He may be obsessed with money but he would NEVER EVER ditch your date for a casino.

An extra: When he first started writing fics he knew which one was Levi’s account(he stole Levi’s phone) and mass reported him. Levi’s account got banned and his community was so mad for losing one of their main writers and mass reported Mammon’s first account “Money_Lover666”. Ever since that day he just makes negative posts about any other ships.

Levi: Is that even a question? Some people believe he invented Mcevi(Levi x MC).

Levi had an Ao6 account even before you arrived. He used to write for his shows and games until he got a crush on you. He opened a second blog for you and him. He is the second most popular because he was the first person to make a x MC post(super proud of it btw). The only reason he cannot race Mammon x MC is because his stupid brother has a model boost. Doesn’t matter.

He used to rule the world as the number one ship(Ao6 and Devilbr[Tumblr]) until his original account got banned for a random reason(you know why). He managed to get his account back and told his community what happened. He still doesn’t know why this random account mass reported his account, probably a hater. Between the time he got his account banned and unbanned Mammon x MC community had hit the brakes on fics and got ahead of him. He never recovered after that…

What’s his favorite genre? this is a safe space okay? It’s.. A/B/O or “there’s only one bed”. LISTEN HEAR HIM OUT!!! He doesn’t care if he’s the alpha or you’re the alpha(he likes it most when you’re the jealous alpha marking him) but like.. it does something to levi okay? If A/B/O was real you could mark him or he could mark you and no one would approach you. Please Levi can explain!!!

Also the only one bed, he is a man of culture okay. It makes Levi feel butterflies on his stomach as you and him in the fic are sharing a bed together. He also likes role-reversal. When you are the territorial demon growling(shut up levi knows it cringe) for him.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? Duh. Of course. Listen as the avatar of envy he knows how to live a life full of jealousy. As long as he doesn’t read the comments on it he is fine reading them. He gaslights himself into thinking he is the only one enjoying a x Y/N fic. Why? Because the idea of others also wanting you makes him want to summon lotan or crash the site. So yeah, living in delusion is the best.

Does he write any? Levi is the GOAT, the Lebron, the Gordon Ramsay of AU’s. Mcevi might NOT be the most popular ship but it is the only community with any AU’s one could want. Enemies to lovers? Levi already has a whole collection. Hero AU, mermaid AU, 90s AU, hanahaki disease, soulmate AU, roles-reversed Demon-Human and the list goes on.. Levi not only writes AU’s but also crossovers.

The Devildom media has an inside joke, “if you’re in any community expect to see a Mcevi” is what people say. No fandom is safe.

Lastly, what does he hate? He hates pretty much nothing in his ships honestly. Cheating? Levi feels upset but doesn’t hate it, he knows it’s fiction and he is content with it as long as it has the tag Angst with happy ending on it. He hates one thing i guess and that’s you dying in the fic or a fic with angst with no happy ending. He wants you to be happy even in fics.

An extra: He has a 30 chapter and ongoing fic of you and him. It’s the whole story of your life with the fact that you are not dating ANYONE ELSE but him. He updates it whenever a major event happens in your life and it makes his community so curious “how does this author know the life of MC and Lord Leviathan so intimately??”

Satan: To your surprise and my pleasure; No, he reads them but not crazy.

Listen as a book lover he knows what fanfics are and you might be like; “then wouldn’t he read them like crazy?” And thats where i stop you and then grant you the wisdom: “nah, he don’t”. He has already wayyy too much shit to read. He sometimes looks at fanfics of you and him when he has nothing but his DDD but other than that he prefers to imagine you and him in the novels he reads.

Yeah Satan gang you heard that right, this man doesn’t read Satan X MC(Mcatan) as much as Asmo or Levi. Actually, he reads so many physical books that the only reason he knows why your ship exists is because someone had made a crossover with a book series he liked. So after that he occasionally logs on and reads whenever he yearns for you too much or the stuff he’s reading currently isn’t really entertaining.

What’s his favorite genre? Medieval Fantasy AU and I’m not taking anything else. He doesn’t care as long as there’s that classic Knight-Royalty troupe or the Dragon-Dragon hunter or Vampire-Vampire Hunter or God-Loyal Follower. But his favorite is definitely “knight in shining armour” stuff.

Once he read a fic between you and him about forbidden romance between the royal knight Satan and the lonely kid of the king MC and he has NOT recovered still. The idea of sweeping you off your feet and being the charming knight.. its so classic its so UGHHH.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? I don’t think he truly cares that much, is what i would say if i was a LIAR but my pants aren’t on fire so.. A lot of people in the community make him a big nonchalant boy but i headcannon this man as the biggest fake idgaf’er ever. He IS the man who talks like he doesn’t care but he practiced this in the shower a million times. So he actually pretends that he doesn’t care(even though no one asked him??) but in truth he actually hates them for one reason..mischaracterization.

As a fellow book nerd he hates it when people make up false bullshit about a character and when this false bullshit comes to you?? You??? The person he would die AND kill for??? I know i said he doesn’t read fics that much but rest assured everynight before bed he just casually checks fics for any ones that are being mean to you. He doesn’t read them except for the first page, the moment he detects something annoying immediately leaves a critiquing comment.

Does he write any? You bet your ass he does BUT he does not publish them. He is suffering from the perfectionist curse. He writes them in classes when he’s bored on paper then burns them at night because he feels like he got your personality wrong, you would never do that(you would 100 percent do whatever he’s talking about he’s just a perfectionist). So yes he writes them but always thinks his work sucks before getting rid of it. Obviously there are some ones he finally got enough courage to post but he has like 5 works in total.

He REFUSES to write anything short like a drabble or one shots. As a physical book reader there’s nothing more annoying than a single book with no storytelling so he feels like he will get cursed if he does write something short.

Lastly, what does he hate? I already said it’s people mischaracterizing you. He doesn’t care if people make him a femboy or a dom daddy but the moment they get you wrong.. yeah lets not get into that. Other than that as a trope he definitely hates stuff like Kinktober - Flufftober - Angstober. Listen!! Satan appreciates work no matter how it is but it’s like a pet peeve when the fic is centered around a single thing.

Like yes of course he would like to read about a topic but when the whole fic is centered around a single troupe. Satan feels like the plot isn’t moving around people but people moving around it. So i think he just hates fics with one single thing for the plot, wheres the drama?wheres the buildup?

An extra: Asmo once almost found one of Satan’s most corny and toe curling fluffy fics with you. Satan panicked so hard he cursed Asmo with “badluck”. The papers flew out of Asmo’s hands directly into the mouth of a carnivorous plant outside the room. This was nice for Satan, except Asmo then slipped on his own feet and landed on a bookshelf that proceeded to drop a book of curses and created a butterfly effect.. that day Lucifer was taking off curses left and right.

Asmo: Reads them, IS proud about it and people in the community it aware he is reading them.

Asmo knew what fanfics are, c’mon as a gossip girly of course he knows when people are trying to ship him with some random demon. When your fics started popping off Asmo was the second brother(behind levi) to read them. Unlike everyone on this list Asmo is the only unashamed one. He uses his main account on demon twitter to repost and like fan arts of you with him. He actively also is known to pose for them in his lives including asking people directly to draw you and him together.

Asmo thinks it’s endearing and adorable how other people even find the two of you perfect. Of course! After all what’s better than a single pretty person? Two pretty people being together!!! So he reads them, whenever he’s doing a live he sometimes offhandedly mentions about how there was one fic that left him annoyed and stuff.

Whats his favorite genre? Soulmate AU! Or a long slowburn kinda stuff. Asmo knows he looks like a playboy, he is aware of his reputation but genuine connections and love that goes beyond words makes his heart beat like crazy and make him feel all warm and fuzzy. He knows that the fanfics that make him look like a playboy with a soft spot for you is accurate because that’s how he is but his favorite ones are always the ones where you and him are meant to be, where you or him fall in love slowly, realizing the pure love between the two of you.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? Yes he does and once again unlike the others Asmo is the only brother who is truly nonchalant. As the prettiest demon in the three realms Asmo understands why some people want to be with you, after all you’re the prettiest HUMAN in the three realms. Of course Asmo gets jealous if those fictions or fans take your attention away from him. Other than that he is delighted.. of course his pretty human is so cute other demons want to be with you. They can imagine that, they can imagine holding your hand and dating you but they should always know their place right? After all they all come after him so don’t give too much fan service to those people alright dear?

Does he write any? Asmo_Lust is an AO6 account filled to the brim with fanfics, he is proud of his work. He bathes in the compliments and kudos. Asmo writes anytime he’s bored in class. After all in his “free time” Asmo is actually busy doing other stuff so if you ever see the Avatar of Lust on his phone during a lesson expect a new fic by the night.

Lastly, what does he hate? Fics where they make Asmo a mean-bitchy- unloyal boyfriend or fics where he is portrayed as this dumb bimbo. Asmo may pretend to be dumb to look cute but he is one of the avatars. It’s such an icky feeling when he sees a fic where he is nothing but this dumb bimbo who’s obsessed with getting into your pants and makeup.. Asmo has more personality than that?? I would put a fanfic trope here but i don’t think asmo would hate any fanfic trope.

An extra: He once read a throuple fic between you and Solomon. He felt like he was hypnotized, unable to think anything else for a week he tried to sneakily make it a reality. Obviously you and Solomon saw right through him.. it’s up to you what happened next.

Beelzebub: Had no idea what it is until they came across his fyp.

Beel doesn’t lnow what fanfics are, unlike his brothers he actually doesn’t care about his image that much so he also doesn’t care what his “fanbase” thinks about him. As long as you love him and his brothers are not mad at him Beel is happy with his life.

The only reason he heard them or got some across his fyp is because Asmo was talking about them in his live and Beel got curious. After learning people make shiping stuff about you and him Beel felt happy. People also thought you guys were a good couple? That’s great! He didn’t mind it, people thought you and him were suitable for one another what’s more to think about? But of course because he interacted with some Mceel(MC x Beel) he was bound to get more on his fyp of people talking about fanfics or edits.

What’s his favorite genre? Well from all the ones he’s seen he also likes soulmate AU.. but he likes red string soulmate AU. It would be so nice if there was a physical evidince you guys were meant to be, also if there was a red string connecting you two at all times he wouldn’t be so scared of losing you. He likes many things about the red string soulmate AU, if he can feel you’re in danger by that thread, if he can find you even in crowded places by following the thread life would be so much better for him.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N? Honestly I’m not gonna say he doesn’t know they exist. He does, but it’s like that one odd thing in your room. You don’t realize it’s odd until someone points it out. He knows you have fans and he sees in posts how your fans also want you. Whenever he sees them, for the rest of the day, he gets clingier and more possessive. He holds your hand tighter and pulls you super close when someone(super obviously your fan) tries to take pics with you. In every fan picture there is always a very angry and intimidating sixth born holding you close to his chest.

Other than that, if he doesn’t see anything like that he is neutral. It only pisses him off when he is reminded of how much people want you, you’re too tasty AND you promised HIM to eat you if cannibalism were to happen.

Does he write any? No, no he doesn’t. He writes messages about how much he loves you to YOU. The true question here is, WILL he write any? Maybe? He never thought about it. Maybe in the future he will write a story about you two but other than that, he just cares about the real you much more to write a story. This is short i am aware but i can never see Beelzebub write a fanfic, i think if he writes anything it’s probably how much he loves you and how nice you are in his diary.

Lastly, what does he hate? Once again, he is not really invested in this “fanfic” side of his community so i don’t think he knows many genres or tropes. The ones Beel sees on his phone are stuff he likes(because he keeps engaging with them they keep popping out more) so I don’t think he hates any. Well i guess he hates the ones where he isn’t close with his brothers or when you’re mean to his brothers.

Beel is a known family man. He loves his brothers even though they aren’t the best people, he loves you because not only you are kind to him, you are kind to his brothers, you are kind to his family. So i think he doesn’t like those “two against the world” kind of ones. Beel is a demon correct but he still loves his family. He is cruel to others but he is aware family can solve stuff together. So even if people were doing an “edgy” fic between you and him, he still doesn’t like it when the fic makes his brothers these assholes the fictional beel “hates” or the fictional you “despises”.

An extra, Beel once saw an edit of “Mceel moments” and then became overly conscious of his actions for the whole day. Why? Well there was a clip of him subconsciously picking you up(don’t ask, you jokingly told beel your feet hurt and you want him to carry you) and the whole comment section was talking about how cute this was. He couldn’t focus on the comments because your shocked face in the video made him wonder if he made you uncomfortable(you were not, if beel looked at the video likes it had your like on it). But yeah, beel walked around scared if he made you uncomfortable. He’s a demon for Diavolo’s sake why is he so afraid?!

Belphegor: Will it suprise you if i say one of the most active brothers?

Belphegor learnt fanfics from Asmo just like his twin brother but unlike his brothers he was invested in for one reason; he’s a little shit. The day he learnt people shipped his brothers with you, he sworn to himself he would find a way to catch up. Why “catch up”? Unlike his brothers, he joined the house after like a whole year so he was slow to have interactions with you.

After you went to the human world everytime he didn’t feel like sleeping he grabbed his phone and interacted with every Mcelphegor (MC x Belphegor) he saw. He left a like, left a comment and reblogged in the demon equivalent of Tumblr. After a while he started to write his own but man.. HE SUCKS!!! Are we shocked a guy who is completely shit at communicating(cough cough, the entirety of first season and half of second season…) is not good at writing fics. We are not. But yeah belphegor has three moods in life in love, sleeping, working 9/5(fanfics).

What’s his favorite genre? Fantasy AU, especially God/Deity ones. Yeah, give him all the power. Also there’s a small feeling Belphie has everytime he is portrayed as a “Moon God” “God of Death” and stuff like that..if this was real and if he was a strong god he could’ve protected his sister. But yeah.. he is one of the seven most strong demons but he is the **seventh** of them. He acts like this doesn’t get to him but it does…

He also likes the ones where you stand up to Diavolo or Lucifer for his sake. Hell yeah!! Tell ‘em MC!! It’s so sexy to him you would stand against the most terrifying people for little ol’ Belphegor.

Does he enjoy MC x Y/N No. He hates them. He is yandere-ish in the main games so I’m telling you no. If you’re not going to be with him, you’re not going to be with ANYONE. No one is allowed to get any funny ideas, no one given the permission to imagine themselves with you.

Belphie is aware this is all fiction and the people reading them wouldn’t try to do those things in real life but it boils his blood to see comments and writers about how “cute” or “attractive” you are. You ARE cute and attractive but it’s only towards him and Beel, right?

Does he write any? Yeah he does but like i said he completely sucks at it. There’s many reasons for this. Number one he internally cringes everytime he’s writing himself so he makes himself look “tougher” and “cooler” which ends up with a super confident and cool Belphie that every character also think’s he’s cool? Yeah he mischaracterizes HIMSELF. He writes you perfectly but because he doesn’t want to look like a guy who only sleep he makes himself this badass.

He sleeps a lot, which means he dreams a lot. Which also means he has a creative mind.. but maybe too creative. Any person who writes fantasy knows that you may imagine things that aren’t real but you have to make them make sense. You can’t just make an entire pixie people exist and not give them a special land or reasons. Well Belphie doesn’t think too hard about it making sense so half of his fantasy stories you’re left wondering… how..? Other than that, he writes you perfectly tho.

Lastly, what does he hate? Well we already established he hates x Y/N stuff but as a fanfic genre he dislikes those really really long slowburns. Belphie doesn’t hate slowburns in general but he hates those ones where it takes like 50 chapters for characters to even develop feelings… ugh too long. He had a crush on you on his second week!! C’mon people keep up!!!

You concentrated, what you forgot was the fact that oh yeah.. you MIGHT be too overpowered. Oh silly you!! How can you forget that you are the epitome of demons angels and humans? Don't you remember you need to wear a ring to suppress your magic?!

So instead of a simple light and the plants slowly becoming alive, the said "small light" covered the entire room and then you were blind..

When you opened your eyes you were.. not in the room you were in before.. and instead was inside your own room??

You looked around, where was the flower?!? Solomon will be so upset if you lost it!! Ugh!! You paced around in your room, making quite the ruckus. Where could it possibly go? Did you accidentally teleport or something?? How can you teleport if you were trying time magic?!???

You stopped once you felt a hand on your shoulder.

"WHOAAAA!!!" You screamed and fell on your ass. Someone had.. wait no.. you(?) touched yourself..?(thats what she said). “H-hey don't scream dude!! Who are you and why do you look like me..?!" screamed "you".

You scoffed, you knew you were popular in devildom but for someone pretend to be you was next level weirdo.. You got up and crossed your arms “this is a new low for you imps.. you know damn well who i am. I am (name) the famous apprentice of Solomon the Wise.” “You” seemed to get shocked by that information “uh.. no..? I am the (name) and i’m pretty sure solomon did not take me as his apprentice or something?”. Wait.. this was getting confusing. Also.. did this imp miss the most important pact mark on your body? Lucifer’s pact mark on your dominant hand was missing. You sighed.. “what year is it..?”

Okay so maybe you did accidentally sent yourself to your first year of devildom while trying to revive a plant. After talking with your old sense you realized this was the time after the.. Belphie “incident” and two months before you leave the program for the first time(“first time? We do this more than once??” Your past self asked at that and oh boy..).

Well still this was cool wasn’t it? Normally Barbatos would surely kill you for interacting with your past self but it’s fineeee he will just annihilate this universe. You looked back at your past.. damn you were definitely.. different.

Let alone the physical maturity you gained in six years there was also a change in your personality. This version of you was much more quiet.. I guess it was human nature to be afraid of an environment you are not familiar with. After six years of hell you were no longer afraid of random curses or ghosts. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger am i right or am i right lads?

Your past self stared at you a lot. I guess it makes sense.. “so.. we made a pact with Lucifer? When???” Your past self asked, grabbing your dominant hand to stare at the delicate design of the almost peacock feathers like shape with the symbol of the oldest. You laughed.. should you tell yourself?

I mean would the said event happen if you tell yourself that “oh well before the day you leave you shag and he kind of forces you? It’s romantic though! He meant it in a kind way..”. You shake your head, better not.. “Well uhh.. I don't remember exactly when but soon enough.” Your past self just continues to look at you when the door swings open.

“(name) WE ONLY HAVE TWO MONTHS LEFT, LET’S GO- WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Mammon, your favorite boy, screams and falls. How many times is this going to happen today?

“(name) who is that next to you.. wait.. (name)?!” You both look at the white haired boy who seems almost.. flushed at the sight of you both. You hold back the urge to roll your eyes. You know your man damn well enough to understand… he is flushed because there’s two of you in a room.. two (name)s and one Mammon.

Your past self however takes Mammon's flushed face as panic and rushes over to him. Man you were TERRIBLE at reading demon intentions.. Your past self checks Mammon's head for any injuries and shushes him “calm down.. we can explain.. that's just me.. from the future.”. Mammon looks at the future.. current? Idk. Mammon looks at you and asks “what future? Like six months later or?”. You laugh and walk over to him. ‘Let’s show those virgins the power of six years spent with them’ you think and cup his cheeks “well.. I guess you got the number right. It’s not months though.. it's six years, love.”.

Mammon screams, blushes and screams again. “S-six years?! Are you jokin’ me right now?!”, he is clearly happy after six years you get bold with him but he is also confused on why your future self just grabbed him like second nature. Are you grabbing someone else in the future?!

Before you can say anything all this yelling attracts Levi, who reacts the same way which attracts Satan, who does not yell but comes with Asmo who DOES yell. Long story short. You and your past self sigh as all the seven brothers are inside your room asking who you are. Well here goes explaining again..

You don’t know when but you guys moved to the common room after a while. The moment you sat down on the all too familiar couch, Asmo ran to you for a full body checkup. “Oh hon!! Is this Lucifer’s pact mark? It looks so cute!!” he said and then proceeded to nuzzle on your thigh(where his pact mark was) and your past self took a look at your nonchalant face “you are not gonna push him away?”. You shook your head “trust me this is easier, just let it go..” you forgot how dismissive your past self was against Asmo.

The questions come first obviously before anything and they are all stuff you expect;

“Do you.. still live with us? Even after the program ends in two months?” asks Levi while looking at you with hopeful eyes. They were all down these days after the.. Belphie incident plus your very soon departure from them. You laugh “yeah we still do live together don’t worry.”

“When did you make a pact with me and how did I agree?” Asks the eldest. Man you don’t want to reveal a lot of stuff.. you just laugh and shrug. “Well first off all i tried refusing the pact but YOU made me do it okay. Not gonna say anything anymore.”

“What’s that ring on your finger.. Did you get married?” Asks Satan before Mammon yells “w-wait.. Lucifer.. ain’t that your ring?! (Name) how do you have this?! Isn’t this in the celestial realm?!” You groan. Well once again.. you can’t just explain seasons worth of knowledge onto these guys. “Uhhh.. Simeon gifted it to me..?”, Lucifer raises an eyebrow but you refuse to speak further.

Then speaks to Belphie.. in this place his ”hug” happened about a month or so ago and your pact with him is fresher than a newborn baby so you and his relationship ain’t so good.. “Well.. am i close to you as much as the.. others?”.

You look at his eyes, he genuinely looks scared for your answer. What if you did not forgive him even after six years? You once again shrug and pet his head, “well i did hold a big grudge but i guess as six years passed.. we’re close don’t worry buddy.”

After a bunch of chatting, finally Diavolo shows up with a very very angry looking Barb. Oopsies.. he is probably pissed off you are here. Your past self seems to tense. Oh yeah right.. Diavolo OR Barb didn't have a thing for you back then.

You take a deep breath as Barbatos glares at you from the side. Diavolo laughs and looks at you and then to your past self. “Oh woah (name) you look so different yet the same!!”, your past self gulps and nods “I guess yes Lord Diavolo”.. ugh right.. you called him Lord back then.

You look at Diavolo and raise an eyebrow “you're not mad that I'm here dia? I was pretty sure you were gonna give this talk about how I'm disrupting everything..”. Almost everything INCLUDING your past self looks at you. Lucifer is the first one to open his mouth “Dia?” And then he gets cut off by the princes’s loud laugh. “Oh my! I see that we are closer than ever huh (name)?”, your past self blushes at that and looks at you. You are calm as ever and wait for the answer to your question.

“I know what you look like under your clothes just tell me, can barb send me back?” This time it is the butler who gives you a curious look as the others yell or get shocked by the first part of your sentence. “WHAAAAAA??? (name) WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??!!!” Mammon yells and Diavolo blushes “oh i see… we are.. closer than friends..”. You laugh “buddy you won’t believe me if i tell you..”.

Well.. you’re glad Barbatos isn’t boiling your ass alive for accidentally turning back in time and interacting with everyone in the past. Well maybe he will boil your ass when you return but.. that's the future you need to be concerned of.

You are currently in the room of the butler, he is gone to do.. something. You just sit down on the ground as Diavolo tries to get answers from you “So.. why did you call me dia? Are we close? Are me and Lucifer finally closest friends? Are we… a thing?”. He just gets more and more emotional. You really want to answer him. You wanna grab his hand and tell him, i love you, but.. while walking back to the castle Barbatos simply whispered to your ear “be careful to not reveal any.. useless information.. from now on. I would not prefer it if I had to clear up a bigger mess from you.”. You chuckle nervously and just walk faster, yeah future barbatos is going to kill you.

You sigh and just continue ignoring the prince. You just need to go back and then hide forever from the all knowing butler. You are not scared of dying but you are definitely scared of angry Barbatos.. And to your demise Barbatos finally returns “I have found your timeline door, come with me.”. You look at Barbatos and look at the exit door “Can I say goodbye to everyone at least? I just wanna give simple advice to my past self?”. Barbatos sighs and turns around “come back quick..”

Everyone else is in the castle entrance as you run towards them. You hug your past self and laugh “I’m gonna miss you my dumb past self..”. Your past self laughs and hugs you back “I’m you, you know?” And you squeeze them. You sigh and whisper to their ear “do not trust the sorcerer, don’t ever stab anyone..”. Your past self raises an eyebrow and tries to grab your hand to ask “what are you trying to say?” But you just laugh and hug everyone else. You turn around and walk back to Barbatos’s room.

“Alright.. let’s go.” You grab the doorknob. Before you can teist it, Barbatos holds your hands. You smile and land a small peck on his lips “see you in the future.. don’t kill me please, yeah?”. He smiles and lets you go. You see the butler wave you goodbye before a bright light blinds everything.

“Oh… I see, the plant is still dead. You failed the homework I gave you (name). Your dear master is so disappointed” Solomon says as he opens your door. You groan.. fuck the sorcerer man…

A week has passed since you first came here and all you can say is you're starting to enjoy this. You quickly learnt Valeith is more fun than you would imagine an evil henchman normally would be. Second thing you’ve learnt is the general prophecy “a hero from a far away world with their companions will defeat the evil lord one day”. You laughed out loud when Valeith first told you about the prophecy with a very concerned face “It’s believed to be your end my lord,” he said with such a pathetic worried face it made you laugh harder. “These guys-” you threw your head back your laughter echoing through the halls of the dark castle- “will be my end? Don’t worry I can handle them..” you replied and grabbed a magic mirror next to your throne. As a dark lord capable of almost anything you quickly gained a new hobby when Valeith showed you this mirror. You had the ability to just see in the eye of any familiar you had and you have been following your guys with an innocent bunny for a while now. “We’ll see who ends who..” you laughed once more.

Meanwhile, the camp was at war. These guys can’t handle being in a room all together and they’re alone in the woods? “MAMMOONNN?????” Asmo yelled from his own tent, his precious expensive hair clip as a bard was missing the third time ever since being here. Levi, Lucifer and Barbatos were around a log trying to find the most efficient way to go to the kingdom castle to grab the prince(who they assumed was you due to the prince having similar appearances as you) before the evil lord kidnapped you. Diavolo was next to the twins, watching Belphie do funny druid magic and finally Simeon and Luke were trying to stop Solomon from helping them with tonight's dinner. Satan grabbed Mammon by his hair and dragged him back to Asmo. It was annoying that Mammon was a rogue which meant he kept stealing stuff without any issues. All of them failed to notice a small white bunny sitting near the camp with glowing red eyes, watching their every move. You laughed while staring into the mirror. Yeah these are your guys alright.. Honestly you kinda missed them. Being dark and evil is fun, you can never complain about that part, but it’s kinda..lonely here. You have all these weird minions that look like sloppy monsters and some small imp maids but you know it was lacking someone standing against you. Sigh.. this must be how Diavolo feels.. Your throne room doors were suddenly burst open by Valeith again, “The plan is ready my lord.. All we need is your signal now.” oh yeah you were gonna kidnap this prince today right? Apparently this human king was extremely protective over his son, not even allowing him to have portraits around the castle; the only people allowed to see the prince were the king himself and his personal maids. Your character thought if you had the human prince you would make the human king agree to work under you. “Alright let’s get this party started," you muttered before Valeith tilted head in confusion “party..? We’re not throwing a party my lord?” you laughed and started walking.

The party arrived at this human kingdom..a little later than they should’ve. When they arrived to grab you(they still assume you are the prince) the castle was already covered in fire and weird black goop…? The king ran to Levi seeing the infamous hero, he grabbed Levi’s armor and begged “oh mighty heroes!! The evil lord has taken my precious son.. Please give me your aid in rescuing my son and I will give you any riches you want in return!”. Almost all of them froze. The prince was already kidnapped? This meant- “[NAME]!!” Mammon yelled first, he pushed the king off of Levi and shook the prince. “What did your son look like? WHAT WAS HIS NAME?” Lucifer put a hand on Mammon’s shoulder “Calm down,” he whispered. The king was stuttering as he explained an appearance that was way too similar to yours and your name was mumbled. This time it was Satan who grabbed the man and shook him “Where dıd the evil lord go? Where is he?!” This was going nowhere, Barbatos and Simeon finally calmed everyone down and they went inside the castle. They went to the king's map room to plan. In short terms “you” were kidnapped and they wanted to kill the “evil lord” for even touching “you” like that. Levi took a deep breath “Okay we will level up and get gears on the southwest and then begin making our way from the north..”

On the other side of the world you were staring at a human prince who looked like your doppelganger. You guys had the same name and same looks(some differences of course). The other [NAME] that we will be calling [Y/N] or [EVIL NAME] or whatever you want was chained to the ground on his knees. Both you and Valeith were looking at him like monkeys starting at human ipads. You were about to say something before this bitch cut you off “Let go of me right this instant you disgusting bastard!! I’ll let you know the prophecy says the heroes will kill you for doing this to me!! Better let me go before it's too late!!” you rolled your eyes “You shut your mouth-” you grabbed a dagger from under your robe- “before I make you.. stupid mortal..” you whispered. Honestly you have never been glad Lucifer was an ass to you in your first year, you have learnt to act like a scary demon because of him. You were going to get angry at first, you DID get angry at first. You wanted to have fun!! You didn't want to deal with a meaner, brattier and more stupidier version of yourself.. You groaned and ordered Valeith to take the stupid version of you away and sat back on your throne. You grabbed your mirror. Hey, at least your sillies can make you feel better. Oh after seeing what happened you couldn’t get happier.

“We have to save [NAME] we have to!! What if he’s in danger?? What if he’s being tortured by the demon lord?” Asmo said with an overly worried voice and you, behind the mirror watching all this, froze. “[NAME]? Do these idiots think I’m the missing prince or something?” you whispered to yourself. “OI SHUT UP!! QUIT MAKIN’ ME THINK ABOUT BAD STUFF ASMO!!!” Mammon yelled back. Levi was covering his ears as the “brave hero”, he just didn’t want to think about you being brutally tortured by an evil lord. Lucifer, Barb and Solomon were already thinking about their whole journey fully planned to rescue “you” and Simeon + Luke were trying their best to calm down the others while Beel was straight up holding belphie and satan on both arms, stopping them from just running to the evil lord's castle. You looked at the mirror and then looked at Valeith, he seemed to have the same idea as you.. Hey, why not use this to your advantage? You can hear the annoying screams of the other "you" echoing in the castle while you and Valeith write a "help me" letter like two high schoolers pranking a kid. The plan was simple: you would pretend to be the kidnapped heir in order to fool these idiots, this way you could win this game easily. You knew in order to leave the game you had to win...but the game never specified who has to win did it now? You were planning on winning this game, no matter what…

“Okay first we will go to the upper lands of the fairies to grab this “overpowered gear” Levi has been talking about,” Lucifer says while holding a notebook in his hand, “And then we will go and fight the evil demon to rescue [NAME] and exit this game.. correct?” he added. Everyone was finally calm after a while..a lot while. It took so much time just to stop all of them from trying to fight immediately. They finally had a solid plan. “Mammon, Asmo, Solomon and Luke will gather information or try to find useful stuff.” Lucifer spoke once more before turning to Barbatos. “You, me, lord Diavolo, Beel will go to fight the elder dragon on the fairy land for the materials..”, finally he turned to Levi “Levi you, Simeon, Belphie, Satan prepare the camp and weapons..”. So the plan was set, they were going to rescue you.

Levi was busy learning new “equipment”, this was a game after all and as the games “MC” Levi was the only person who had access to the crafting table and everyone's gear. As a true gamer Levi was busy sitting in a corner reading everyone's playstyle and weakness. “Did you guys know if I equip Beel with more clothes it's harder for him to fight?” Levi said and Simeon raised an eyebrow “What?”. Levi scrolled down on the information panel in front of him “it's a weird game quirk I guess? It says here if I give beel thick armor it's harder for him to crit.” “Crit? What's that?” Simeon asked once again but the sound of Satan starting the fire very loudly distracted them. “Can you stop talking about game facts? It's bad enough Lucifer put me on a boring mission.. like take asmo for information and not me? He thinks he's so great.” Satan rolled his eyes and sat down near the fire, putting a thick wool blanket over his sleeping younger brother belphie who started dozing off the moment he was put on “camp” duty. “I'm sure Lucifer had his reasons Satan, it's nice we're all bonding like this don't you think?” Simeon said and Satan rolled his eyes. Yeah so fun.. his part of the party was a sleeping corpse, an angel who kept trying to be useful and his “older” brother reading their information like a Wattpad story. So fun..

“HEY LUCIFER DO WE NEED THIS?” beel asked, on top of a huge dragon holding a piece of its horn in his hand. Lucifer, Diavolo, Barbatos and Beel were inside a dragons inn just taking some random materials. The dragon was knocked unconscious seconds ago after four of these scary dudes went up to it. Diavolo chuckled like this was the most fun he had in years and grabbed some treasure laying inside the dragons inn. “Dragons actually hide their treasures, it's kind of funny how such games talk about us dragonic kind!!” Diavolo said, oh yeah.. he's part dragon I guess. Barbatos was quietly grabbing some very specific materials from the ground. Lucifer raised an eyebrow “why pick a random purple gem Barbatos? You know something we don't?”, the Butler simply just laughed and grabbed another specifically weird item from the ground “I just have a feeling these might be the ones Levi will want later on..” . Lucifer sighed, he just wants to get out of here, he just wants to know if you're okay.. so that's how the “party Lucifer™” is going. Probably the most useful party…

“So you come here often? I would remember a beauty like you” Asmo is gathering information a little too good maybe.. Luke and Mammon(father son duo) went around in the town, asking locals about this evil king or how they could reach the fairy lands.. Luke activates this cute child act(it's not an act, he's just cute but he will kill you if you said that to his face) and Mammon steps in as a criminal if Luke doesn't work. Bad cop good cop. Solomon and Asmo are inside the castle, Solomon is talking to the kingdom council to rescue the “prince” and asking questions. Asmo is also inside the castle.. flirting with maids and butlers for anything the council is hiding. So first of all, they learned many things. Mammon and Luke learnt no one actually knows what the prince looks like, apparently the king is this weird freak who lost his wife and his son, the prince, was the only thing left of her so he kept his son hidden away.. helicopter parents. Second of all, Asmo and Solomon learnt not only was the prince hidden from the kingdom people he was also never allowed to have any portraits or drawings of him. Which now made sense why there weren't any portraits of the son and also why the king looked absolutely freaked out to learn his son was taken away. The only people who saw the prince were the king, the councils and the prince’s own personal butlers.

They regrouped after a while. Solomon asked Mammon what they knew first “uhh.. they told us fairies don't like humans very much and yeah.. the folks people don't know a lot..” Mammon said and Luke nodded “yeah, they just told us there is only one sailor brave enough to cross those lands towards the fairies.. apparently she's very hard to find or to hire tho.. we might need money.”. Mammon winced at the spending money part, the two looked at asmo and Solomon “What about you?”. Asmo smiled “Well, first off all the prince was really beautiful from what his personal butlers said, they told us he likes (insert favourite food) just like our precious [NAME], he had bath days on every two days and-” Yeah Asmo was just telling them what the butlers told him.. their job. Solomon cut him off somewhere “oh yeah and when the prince goes to bed, they dress him up in his adorable night wear”, “the council told me fairies like eating sweet stuff like bees and might appreciate it if we got some special rare honey from the cold upper mountains. Apparently it's extremely hard to harvest some so yeah.. we found our new mission.” The group found a lot of information and probably enough gossip for Asmo to last for about three weeks… okay maybe four days.

Meanwhile across the world you were in your dark gothic room, holding a skeleton(like the one in Lucifer's creepy ass room) practicing your acting. What were you going to do? They think you're the helpless prince.. so you were going to become the helpless prince, luring them into your trap. You hoped Barbatos’s time powers didn't work here. It's really unfair, man. You grabbed the skeletons' shoulders and cried “Please help me! This evil lord.. he's.. he's torturing me..!! Guys please.. you must help..!!”. You stood up straight again and thought. Yeah.. maybe too desperate. They wouldn't fall for that(Mammon would.. So would Levi.. and Asmo.. and Satan.. and.. yeah okay the list ended here). Okay you threw the skeleton. How would you even trap them tho? You didn't want to kill them honestly.. Maybe if you could make them your minions..! Yeahhh good idea. Pat your own shoulder [NAME] you are too good for this world…

Everyone was together once more, the information group told the others, Barbatos handed the items to Levi and, Levi gave everyone their cooler and better armors/weapons. “So our new mission is to find this mysterious sailor, bribe her and reach the upper colder mountains(A/N: aren't I so creative with names?). We need some “rare” honey to make the fairies help us” Lucifer, as the so-called “party leader” said. Asmo and Mammon groaned at the same time. “How many more stupid missions before we can rescue [NAME]? I'm tired of going there, go here, go there game!!” Asmo said, “Right! Why aren't we just attackin’ anyways?! Why are these missions like this long chain!!” Mammon added and Levi rolled his eyes. “Normies, this is the main quest of course it's going to be a chain quest..” “oh yeah!! I remember.. it always makes us do something to do something else right!! That's what a chain quest is!!” Diavolo happily added. Satan signed “You're telling me there's more than one quest? Like what? Aren't our job is to rescue [NAME]?”. Simeon wrapped a small wool blanket around Luke's shoulders and looked at the blonde “I believe Levin mentioned something called ‘side quesrs’ right.. where we do stuff that has almost nothing to do with the main quest.” Levi nodded again “it just gives us either something useful or opens a new area or something..”. Belphie laid down his head on his twins shoulder to sleep, he just woke up from sleeping after all “can't we just rescue [NAME] and get the fuck out of here?”. Levi groaned “NORMIES!!!”. Beel took a bite form his roasted dragon(Don't look at diavolo, he feels weird about that) and looked at Mammon “What's this weird sailor lady anyways? Does she have a name?” Mammon shrugged “I don't know, they didn't give me a name.. they call her the **Reaper of the Sea**..” (oooh. I wonder who that lady might be..)

They are beings, not mortals.. They know this very fact but every time they forget that YOU are a mortal. They spend their days and nights(or just nights in Devildom) with you, your mortal lifespan slipping from their minds. You will be with them forever right? You guys are family and family always sticks together.

It’s just your birthday. It’s of course not a simple day like any other. It’s YOUR birthday! Everyone is excited to throw a party in your name. One more year with your loved ones.. Mammon is arguing with Levi over… something. Honestly no one knows what they're arguing about this time. Mephistopheles is trying to stop the two from being too loud. Asmo is too busy yelling at Satan because for- “FUCK SAKE SATAN YOU ARE HANGING THEM ON THE WRONG SPOT THEY ARE BOCKING ALL THE GOOD SUNLIGHT TO TAKE PICTURES FROM!!” Satan is holding back every bit of his sin back as he takes off the decorations for the 100th time to hang them two inches right. Belphie is wide awake holding Beel(physically) back from pouncing on your very expensive looking cake(the frosting is red like Diavolo's hair..coincidence? I think not). Simeon and Luke are preparing the table with all the sweets they made which doesn’t help the Beel situation at all. Beel, who’s being held down by his twin brother, is holding himself back along with his twin(he is chewing on his arm while looking at the food). The eldest brother, Barbatos, Diavolo and finally your “master” Solomon are the only ones who are normally standing up and chatting. “Oh what a lovely year it was, wasn’t it?” your master says and Diavolo smiles kindly(for a demon). They are all excited for your birthday. Finally Thirteen and Raphael are busy distracting you in your own room.

“I’m telling you there is nothing downstairs [NAME]!! Ignore the voices!!” Thirteen yells and blocks the door. Two hours ago these two suddenly burst into your room(well.. Actually it was thirteen who burst into your room with a kick on your door, Raphael walked inside and even knocked the broken door) and demanded you hung out with the two and don’t go anywhere outside your room **specifically**. You knew something was fishy.. Actually uh you knew what they were doing. You’re not dumb, it’s your birthday today and Mammon didn’t call you at exactly 12:00 am. You also do remember at tea parties with Diavolo, he kept making you eat different cakes and listened very very carefully as you commented on each one and finally Solomon kept handing you weird crystals and asked if you would like to wear any of them if given the chance. Anyways.. Thirteen sucks at hiding parties for you. DON’T BLAME HER OKAY? SHE LOVES YOU AND SHE GETS NERVOUS!! Anytime you even took a step towards your door you would get **tackled** by a purple hair bisexual in your room. On the other hand Raphael just sat next to you and talked about every lie in the book. What lies? Well uhh you are sure there is either a- a war or b- the rapture on downstairs. You hear screaming from everyone and yeah you ask the two “distracting you”. Thirteen is trying to change the topic and Raphael says the weirdest lies. “SATAAAN I TOLD YOU ITS COLOUR PEACH AND NOT SALMON, THIS IS THE WRONG ONE!!” “IT'S LIKE TWO MORE SHADES ORANGE YOU PINK HAIRED TWINK!!” you hear muffled yells from Asmo and Satan from downstairs. You held back your laugh and turned to Raphael. “So.. what was that huh?” you ask. “uhHH hey [NAME] did you do the potions homework?” Thirteen says and Raphael, who is sitting next to you, just ignores her “Asmo bought a new pet fish and Satan and him are deciding on the true colour for a lipstick..” you nod. Honestly.. Yeah.. this is your family.

After a while they finally let you out of the room and throw your "surprise party”. Just like you guessed, your birthday cake is “coincidentally” the same flavour you praised in front of Diavolo two weeks ago, Solomon gives you a crystal necklace and earring with the pretty rocked you said looked nice and Mammon tackles you the moment you enter the living room, talks about how he would never actually forget your birthday and it was all a play HIS BROTHERS forced himi he would never forget you, don’t cry [NAME]!!(you are not crying). HE’S SORRY!!!(he is crying). You laugh and finally let Beel out of his misery. Everyone starts eating the food and wishing you a happy birthday. You smile and grab a glass. Time for the birthday speech. “Thank you all for this lovely birthday guys. You remind me how quickly time passes.. Just how many years ago I was threatened to get killed everyday aye?”, you wink at Belphie, he rolls his eyes like a kid being reminded he did break the family vase. Your smile falters because this also reminds you.. How little time you have left here. Well… not little as a mortal but to them you came here yesterday. Barbatos, who knows why your smile left your face for a second, smiles and holds up his glass as well. “For all the time we have left darling.” he says and you nod. The others finally fall quiet at that, finally realizing why you two got so quiet. You have changed so much for all the times you have been here.. Levi is the first one to break the silence “You still have time right…? We still have a lot of time together..” You are about to say something before Simeon cuts in. Let’s not grieve for something that hasn’t happened yet right? Cherish the time we have.. C’mon [NAME] let us eat the cake.” You blow out the candles and the party goes on.

They don’t know if they hate or love your birthdays.. Your birthdays are a reminder you were with them for a whole new year again but also a reminder one less year of your already short lifespan. As you get older and older your family never leaves you, they are always there.. Even if you won’t be.

The day started off very simple at first, really. You woke up with mammon on top of you like a weighted blanket, went down to grab dinner just to find out Beel ate all the good stuff, went to RAD, did some work, came back home and everything. The day was about to end as you laid down in your bed. 'huh, it's weirdly normal today..' you thought and grabbed your D.D.D. 'Did I forget homework? Did I promise someone something? The day was way too simple for this stuff..' as you were thinking your thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a loud scream coming down from the door. Just like every human would do in this situation you went there to check for it. Levi was in front of a box, smiling and tapping his feet. Satan, who also heard the scream, walked over and rolled his eyes. “What happened this time? A new limited figure of Ruri-chan?” Satan said and walked over to you “you should be in bed [NAME], humans get tired easily” he grabbed your hands. Levi looked at you two and grabbed the box on the floor and walked between so Satan’s hands were pulled away from yours. “NOPE! This isn’t a figurine, it’s something so much more!!” Levi exclaimed excitedly and looked at you while Satan, who was behind him, rolled his eyes at what Levi said next “[NAME] you should visit my room sometimes so we can play together!!”. You nod at Levi before walking back to your own room. It is quite late at night, these guys worry over you not drinking water they’ll probably explode if they learn you skipped sleep. You lay down in your bed and pull up the covers. Today was really normal.. I guess even Devildom can have those boring uneventful days..

The first thing you feel is the hardness on your back. Your bed isn’t this hard, you remember the guys buying extra soft bed mattresses after being scared you will have a flat head like babies. You tried explaining adult humans don’t usually have soft skulls but after Solomon agreed to the brothers just for the shits and giggles it was just like talking to a wall. Those things aside, you open your eyes to understand where you are. Did Beel grab you in the middle of the night to cuddle you on his demonic hard ass bed? Did you fall from your bed in your sleep? It’s too bright at first and then too dark for a room setting. You realize you're sitting...on a throne? Before you can say anything two huge doors in front of you open and a tall grey skinned elf walks towards you. Woah are you being kidnapped as a sacrifice again? It happens more than most people believe. Then the elf bows in front of you. “Good morning my lord, shall we start our mission?”. You freeze and the dark elf in front of you takes this as a sign of not confusion but tiredness. “You still seem to be tired my lord..apologies, I’ll return on your call.” and leaves the room. You watch as he leaves and the moment the door is closed you look down and get up from panic. What? WHAT? You are wearing dark robes around your body and you feel a weird itch on your head, you reach up to scratch it just to realize..you have HORNS? You pace around the huge throne room before taking a deep breath. You play with the robe before a huge digital like screen glows in front of you. You read what’s on the board “[NAME] [LAST NAME] The Evil Conqueror of the realm” you roll your eyes, dramatic much?

You take your time reading the whole text. After reading the story you realized you are inside a heroic D&D like game.. And you are the evil big villain. Apparently your ‘backstory’ was about a human kid who was cast aside from his people. You lost your mind due to loneliness and sold your soul to become a demon. It’s not a bad deal for you but for other normal people who usually don't live in hell you basically sell every chance of your eternal peace for some mortal power. You laughed, you would be mad if this didn’t sound awesome. Finally for once you weren’t the “damsell in distress” or the “smoll bean”, you were finally the big evil scary guy hell yeah! The screen showed a new text next. So your mission as the demon lord was to conquer all the realm, gain the power you never had in your childhood…and your current objective was to kidnap a human prince to gain leverage. You raised an eyebrow, can’t you just one shot everyone with your power? You are the overpowered main villain? As if the ‘game’ could hear you, the screen changed and showed detailed explanations of your power and stats. First of all holy shit! You WERE overpowered, the stats were crazy but apparently as a demon lord you had weaknesses. You couldn’t use full control of your powers because that would require your third phase where you don't look humanoid at all(the screen has pics of you in all three phases). The first phase was the one you were currently on, you weren’t batshit insane which meant you could think clearly all you had in difference with a human were two large horns and a long demonic lizard tail behind your back. The next phase was your second form where you slowly “lose your ability to think normally” which in game language means you go full rage mode and don’t think rationally, you look kinda weird-ish here but you can still "hear me out" this form of yours. Your third phase where you go batshit and one shot everything you want. The only downside is when you are in the third phase there’s really nothing in your mind other than murder which isn’t fun. This form of yours looks hella weird, you don't look human but hey Asmo in his final form turns into a half Scorpion you can't be that mad. You sigh whatever, the first phase form is still overpowered, maybe just not as broken as the third one but it’s still stronger than anything. You look at the screen like it can hear you “so okay i got my information now tell me who tf was that elf dude?” and the screen changed. The elf guy is just your evil henchman, his name is Valeith and you rescued him when he was 15 and he started serving under you all these years. You nod at the screen and it collapses. Okay enough information.. Let’s just do today's objective today. You call Valeith and prepare for the kidnapping.

Meanwhile on top of a random hill Levi feels the sunlight hit his skin. He groans and turns around before freezing. SUNLIGHT? IN DEVILDOM? He shoots awake and looks around. Uh oh. He remembers being very excited about his new game A Hero’s Journey, a fantasy world game where you were allowed to create your own hero. Levi was so excited in fact he went to the black market to find a pre-release version and found it but just like how most situations play out in his life he was punished for not being patient enough. The devs have cursed the game so anyone who tried opening it before the release would get stuck inside the game until they finished the main plot. Levi takes a deep breath “okay remember what [NAME] always said.. assess the situation first then panic if you have to..” Levi looks down and realises he’s wearing a “hero” costume with a weirdly strange bracelet. He taps the bracelet and a screen opens “info - map - missions - companions - stats” oh!! This is his character info. Levi is a human paladin who swore to save all the realm. He reads all of his info and stats before checking the missions tab. “Find Companions(0/11)” 11 people? Damn, Levi doesn’t remember this many people in the game characters..unless. Levi holds back the urge to fall on his knees and to jump off a cliff as he realizes all his friends and brothers make 11 people. He grabs his bag and starts walking towards the city. He should probably find the others before Lucifer finds HIM and kills him.

Levi arrives at the city hall where every race and class are living their day to day life. He should probably find his "companions" here right? Levi prays for the father who abandoned him as he walks through the city. "Please just let the 10 of them be random npcs and the one to be [NAME]..." He prays but just like how it happens in a game scene, an event breaks out as he walks by a shop. Levi just sees a flash of white hair run past him with comical coins dropping down behind him. Levi watches as the shopkeeper looks at Levi, the infamous hero, "Oh mighty hero capture that thief for me please!!!" The shopkeeper begs and Levi accepts the quest. He knows who that is and he doesn't even have to see anything..Mammon. Levi groans, of course that asshole is a thief even in this game! He goes to the bar where he thinks mammon would probably be. Levi walks inside the bar and looks around, woah the scene is nice.. He sees a very ominous looking bartender, clearly an intractable NPC but before he can walk towards him, Levi hears singing...a very familiar singing.. He turns towards it and an Asmo, in a bard costume, is sitting at the bar counter and singing his life while a very amazed Solomon, who's wearing some goofy wizard hat, is laughing next to him. Oh.. great! He starts walking towards them and Solomon shuts Asmo by putting his hand over Asmo's mouth. "From the look on your face I assume waking us up in this weird world was not your intention Levi?" Solomon asks, very amused, Levi bangs his head against the counter "Lucifer is going to kill me..". Asmo laughs and grabs his lyre(where did he pull that from) before striking a tune and laughing "I've heard Lucifer still works under Diavolo here..". Levi looks at him, "you guys met the others?", Solomon and asmo both look at each other before shrugging "some of them" Solomon says. The bartender gives Levi a small drink but before he can reach to drink it asmo beats him to it. The bartender looks at Levi and starts her dialogue "I heard you're searching for the golden crow, he's a quick guy but I heard he spends his money gambling a lot. I suggest you go to the local brothel to find him and bet everything he stole." . The three of them roll their eyes at the same time, Asmo groans "Do we have to find mammon?", Levi explains "that's how the game progresses, we can't probably beat the main villain if we don't find Mammon", Solomon raises an eyebrow "Game? We're inside a game?". Oh yeah.. Levi didn't explain anything right. "So you see-”

At some point the three decide to walk to the brothel while Levi explains everything. "You know Lucifer is going to kill you right when we return?" Levi nods. "You do realize [NAME] is also going to kill you right?" Solomon asks and Levi nods once more, just more pathetic this time. This makes asmo giggle "Oh I wonder where [NAME] is.. I'm sure he's adorable. oh oh! Do you think he's a prince waiting for his rescuer? Or maybe he's a cute shopkeeper.. I'm getting excited even thinking about him!!" Levi blushes and pushes asmo while Solomon grabs his chin in confusion. "Levi you said there's 11 companions right? But aren't there like 12 of us?" Solomon asks. Levi stops and thinks for once "oh yeah... I don't know." "Maybe [NAME] not a companion character? I always imagined Levi having weird fantasies about [NAME].." asmo exclaims as Levi blushes a deep red. "N-no, I don't imagine [NAME] in weird fantasies I have no idea what you're talking about!" Levi but no one really cares what he says "Oh yeah maybe the game put [NAME] as a romance character?" Solomon says and Asmo laughs "ooohhh I wanna romance [NAME] first. I'm sure there are dirty scenes in this game!!" Levi is trying his best to shut his brother up. Before they go to the brothel, Levi asks if there's anyone nearby and Solomon points to the church. Asmo and Levi both laugh at the same time, "you want to go to a church? Solomon, dear, don't you remember we're demons?" Asmo says. Solomon rolls his eyes "are you a demon here asmo? I didn't see you transform once". What? The two brothers try to transform into demon forms but they can't. Ohh!!! Asmo is running to the church while Levi follows behind. "Who's in the church?" Levi asks. "Who do you think would be in the church in our friend group?" Solomon replies.

"Welcome to the holy grounds of Azareith.." Simeon says when he sees the three entering, behind him Luke follows behind in his choir boy outfit. Levi sees the immediate character introduction screen on top of their head, something he really didn't pay attention to when he first saw Asmo and Solomon. Father of the Church Simeon and his son Luke. "Nice we got healers!" Levi says out loud and Luke raises an eyebrow. "healers? We're in a game?" Levi groans and starts the explanation once more, this is getting tiring. The church is closed for the time for any visitors while Simeon and Luke listen to Levi. "So..the only way to exit is by finishing the game? Sounds easy." Simeon says. Levi groans "I've seen some leaks that the evil boss was too broken...", Luke has to whisper what "broken" means to Simeon while handing cookies to the others. "So do we just join your team now?" Luke asks and Levi nods. "Okay!" The two say at the same time and the other three look at each other. "This was easier than expected..."

Once again they're on their way, Simeon had to tell the people of town he will be helping the heroes in their adventure of beating the evil lord in this land. Because Simeon is the church father he knows where the others are but when Levi had asked him about [NAME] earlier he answered "I've seen almost all the others but I've never seen [NAME]... Although I heard some of the people from town talk about this human prince, their explanation seems to fit our beloved [NAME] a lot..". This answer did nothing but to thirst the others(except Luke who just wanted to find his parental figure and was walking faster than the group because he's the "leader"). So [NAME] is the human prince? The same human prince who's the most breathtaking person in the game? Hell yeah. Lemme get a piece of that ass. Anyways. They finally find the brothel and enter inside, first things first they tell Simeon to grab the others with Luke and meet with them at the city entrance. Solomon, asmo and Levi enter and.. Levi runs out. Asmo rolls his eyes "quitter.." and Solomon laughs. "Don't tease him too much, Levi doesn't see any of these other than his hentai's I believe..". The two of them spot Mammon immediately, I mean how can they not? There's an extremely loud white haired dude who keeps talking about jackpots. Solomon uses a quick spell for all the cards to float, including the ones hidden in the white haired rouge's sleeve. Mammon looks around "what the- Aye! Solomon! Quit that!" Too late.. The patrons are already kicking Mammon outside the club while Asmo grabs the money on the table "I would feel sad for him if we didn't pull almost a full deck out of his ass.." Solomon chuckles and follows behind the huge barbarian security while they kick out Mammon. Mammon drops to the ground and groans "Did ya have to do that really? I was so close to winnin' man!!". Solomon calls for Levi via his magic circle(Levi showed all of them to read their character info, everyone Levi met have read their talents) “We got Mammon, did you find Simeon and the others?” Levi nods on the other end of the circle. Mammon gets up from the floor and tilts his head in confusion “Others? Solomon ya mean to tell me there’s others here?”, Asmo laughs and nods his head “Yeah Lucifer is also here my dear older brother, your little thief action will be told to him?”. Asmo and Solomon start walking away while Mammon processes what Asmo said and chases after them in a panic “W-WHA-?! GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!!”

Levi stands in front of a fire, almost all his friends and brothers sitting around the same fire. It’s getting quite late as Levi completes the mission when Belphie finally wakes up and says yes to join the party. Diavolo as a rich heir of a successful noble family, Barbatos as his trusted butler(some things never change), Lucifer as a dark hero of the night(that’s what the townspeople talk about him), Satan as a simple bookshop owner , Beel as a knight from the castle and Belphie as a druid who lives in the forest the gang was fully here. Levi took a deep breath and opened his mouth before Lucifer beat him to it “Did Beel eat something cursed once more or did you buy something illegal again?”, Levi lowered his head in defeat “...i bought something illegal again..” Diavolo let out a loud laugh and slapped Lucifer on the back before Lucifer as a hero could kill another hero. Levi was fearing for his life on the spot “Explain. NOW.” Lucifer said and Barbatos got up to brew some wild tea for his lord. Lei tapped his watch for the screen to glow where, as the main character of the game, Levi had access to see companion character stats as well “Okay it all started when….”

PART ONE END....Part Two!