#aggu

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Both of their number one priorities are you. They both make sure you’re clean, fed, and have something to drink. Aggu will get you something to wear if you want it while Joost makes sure to get some cuddle time in. They both like taking you out to eat after if you’re up to it if not Aggu will either get something or call in.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Aggu likes his arms and hands, he likes your thighs and ass, and he likes Joosts neck: it’s perfect for hickeys in Aggu’s humble opinion.

Joost likes his hair it’s his pride and beauty, he likes your tits, Joost is a boob man, and he likes Aggu’s chest. He loves cuddling into either your or Aggu’s chest so much. He claims it’s the comfiest spot in the house.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

They both like watching their cum drip from your pussy. They like it even better knowing it’s a mix of both of their cum. Aggu enjoys watching the drips while Joost prefers trying to keep it in there just a little longer.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

They both try to compete with each other in bed, they’ll never tell you but they both feel the need to be the better fuck every time. You’ve tried to make it so they don’t feel that way and try to convince them that they’re both great and it’s impossible to pick so they just try to change your mind and pick them every time without saying anything to you because they know you don’t like having to choose. Aggu sometimes regrets helping Joost learn how to properly eat you out so he could at least have that over Joost but he’d still rather you get as much pleasure as possible.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Neither of them are really experienced when it comes to threesomes and are both still learning the whole sharing process. They’re both amazing fucks though. Man do they know what they’re doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Eiffel Tower because what else? Or like an oral train sort of thing (idk how else to describe it) but you give one of the boys head while the other gives you head. But they’re not into fucking each other or giving each other head, they’d rather take turns with you. They will jack each other off but that’s it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

They’re both mostly serious when it comes to you but they’ll joke around with each other. They love messing around saying that you really just couldn’t pick between them so you just had to have both. Which isn’t necessarily wrong but it’s not quite right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Aggu is more groomed than Joost but they both have bushes. Joosts albino, the curtains match the drapes, but Aggus darker there than anywhere else.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

They’re both rather romantic and absolutely worship you during the deed. But Joost is the type to light candles and spread out rose petals while Aggus more words of affection with his love. They’re also both very romantic with each other, with words, gestures, kisses and things like that, they’ll still never fuck each other.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

They’ve both jerked of to watching you fuck the other one. They’ve come to think sharing you is one of the hottest things ever and watching their boyfriend fuck their girlfriend gets them both going. They also jerk each other off when they can’t get to you, which isn’t often but it’s happened a few times.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Threesomes. Neither of them were big on threesomes before, but you said something so they tried it, and now it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to them. Aggus more kinky than Joost for sure.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

They both prefer the bedroom but love backstage dressing room sex. Especially now that they share a dressing room.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Aggus turned on the second he sees you, Joost needs someone more proactive, it can be something simple, but Aggus started carrying around a lot of lollipops knowing that whenever Joost sees you sucking on one his mind starts thinking of the other things you suck.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Neither of them will let a fourth person in. And neither of them will do anything to hurt you. They also refuse anything to do with piss. Neither will take it up the ass or give the other one head.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

They both prefer giving (to you) and they’re both gods at it. Joost wasn’t as experienced before and Aggu was more than willing to show him how to make you fall apart over some tongue. They both have slight differences in how they do it and it’s impossible to say who’s better.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Aggu prefers fast and rough while Joost prefers slow and sensual so it balances out really well, sometimes they’ll swap roles or both do it hard or both soft but you usually get the best of both worlds.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

They’re always down for a quickie before and after a show, if they do it before they always do it after so each of them gets a turn fucking you and getting head at the same venue. It’s always gotta be fair.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

They both took a big risk entering a threesome and are both pretty willing to do anything you want. But neither of them bring up things they want to try that often.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

They can both get in a good two to three rounds; and Aggu can sometimes bring himself to a forth while Joost just watches because he’s too spent.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toys have become entirely unnecessary now that you have two men as your disposal whenever you need. But Aggu likes using a small remote vibrator put in public and Joost likes taking turns with the remote. They’ve definitely fought over the remote a few times. And they once accidentally turned it up too much while trying to discreetly fight over it and watching to absolutely fall apart in public got them both going, and they’ve “accidentally” done it a couple times sense.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Aggu is a major tease, he will tease you till you’re tearing up and a whiny whimpering mess, but Joost feels too bad to tease you and just can’t bring himself to deny you your pleasure. He’s definitely given you pleasure while Aggu was trying to deny you which has gotten them into a handful of arguments. Joost will always fold and give you what you want. Aggus trying to work on that with him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Aggus louder than Joost, but after Joost learned you like hearing them moan he got a lot louder. Joost used to try to hide his moans so he could hear yours better and hated when Aggu was too loud he couldn’t hear you but when he learned that their moans got you going he def turned up the volume.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

They both really want to try double penetration again. They tried it once but couldn’t really move and they’re both convinced that if they lube you up enough and move and different times they can get it to work. You’re a little scared to try again but when you agree the excitement the boys get it adorable especially considering what it’s about. After that the double penetration is saved for special occasions because it kind of hurts.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

They’re both big, but Aggu has a good inch on Joost which you’ve spent quite some time assuring him it doesn’t matter and that you don’t notice.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Aggu is literally always hot and bothered, his libido is so high and he’s always trying to fuck. Joost also has a rather high sex drive but it’s nothing compared to Aggu.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)