Nyx

I sat next to Joost in a circle on the floor. We’d all had just enough to drink to think truth or dare was going to be fun. And in Ikki’s defense, as she was the one who requested the game, it can be fun with the right people. Ikki rested her head on Aggu’s shoulder and I was sandwiched rather tightly between Apson and Joost. “ok let’s start this thing!” Ikki cheered, “Aggu, truth or dare?”

“dare.” He smirked at her.

“I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room,” she beemed at him. He smiled happily pressing a kiss to her lips.

“Ok, Joost, truth or dare.”

“Ok, truth,” after the whole circle booed at him he begrudgingly said “dare.”

“I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room.”

I looked down, there was no way I was going to watch Joost kiss another girl. I’d loved Joost for too long and I wouldn’t be able to bear to see him kiss another girl. Until he gently lifted my face with his forefinger and placed a gentle peck onto my lips. And as if it was nothing he just continued the game asking Apson the question. I mean I guess it probably was nothing to him. He might’ve just kissed me because I was the closest girl. Or because he was too scared to kiss who he actually thought was the prettiest girl in the room. Or-

“Y/N?”

“Huh?”

“Truth or dare?” Stuntje asked giving me an odd look.

“oh, uh, dare?”

“I dare you to… uh… this game sucks.” Everyone burst out laughing and agreeing with him.

shortly after that everyone left and it was just me and Joost.

“are you okay? You’ve been really quiet.”

“uh, yeah, I’m fine.” I should have been fine. I should have been excited or happy. But I just couldn’t find it in me to be. Joost was probably just kissing me to be nice.

“no you’re not. You can tell me anything, seriously. I’m here for you.”

“It’s nothing.”

“please don’t shut me out. You’ve been acting weird since- oh, is it because I kissed you? I’m sorry I should’ve asked first but-“

“can I just ask you a question?”

“of course.”

“whyd you kiss me?”

“what are you talking about it was the dare?”

“but why me?”

“Aggu said to kiss the prettiest girl in the room,” Joost’s eyes spoke more volumes than the words he was speaking. He was sincere, he meant it. “You’re the prettiest girl.”

You ran up to Joost the second he got off stage, peppering the side of his face in soft kisses. You were always so proud of him every time he performed. He made his way to the VIP area where his fans were waiting for him, you on his arm of course. For the most part the fans were nice just talking to Joost and getting a selfie and a signature. You were more than happy to take pictures for fans until you got to a group of three girls. All dressed in a little too little for the cold weather of the outdoor venue. You thought their outfits were cute, but not cold Netherlands weather friendly. When they asked to take a selfie with Joost you offered to take the picture for them, the three girls gave you a nasty look.

“No. It’s okay.”

“Yeah we don’t need you taking the picture.”

You furrowed your brows and tried to ignore it. But it just felt so unnecessary. Soon Aspon approached Joost and while Joost was distracted the girls turned to you again.

“What are you even doing here?”

“Joost deserves someone much better than you.”

“And hotter too.”

“You’re not good enough for him.”

They silenced the second Joost turned back around but their words weighed on you and Joost could tell something was up.

“Goodnight everybody! Hope you enjoyed the show!” Joost waved goodbye to his fans leading you away with him by the small out your back.

The second you made it to his dressing room he immediately asked you what was wrong. With tears you tried to say it was nothing. You didn’t want to bother him with your insecurities and you knew Joost would be sad to know his fans treated you like that. Or what if.. what if Joost realized they were right? You couldn’t bare the thought of losing him. You began crying harder and Joost pulled you into his chest kissing your forehead.

“Schatje.. tell me what’s on your pretty mind.”

“Those girls… they said I wasn’t enough for you… and that you deserved someone better…” you broke out between sobs.

“Oh, liefde, they’re so wrong. I’m the one that doesn’t deserve you. You’re the best woman I could’ve ever asked for. I love you more than anything in this world.” He wiped away your tears.

“Really?” Your tears began to dry.

“Of course, I’d do anything for you darling.”

You smiled at Joost thanking him for helping you feel better and he pressed another light kiss to your forehead before leaning down to capture your lips in a very passionate kiss. He also took the liberty of taking a picture of your kiss and posting it to his insta story saying how lucky he was to have you.

You two spent the rest of the night tangled in each other’s arms telling each other how much you loved one another. Joost was the best boyfriend ever.

Joost and I had been a little more than friends for a while now. I loved him so much and it hurt not actually being his girlfriend. I loved him so much and I never knew how to properly express that. Instead of normal compliments I always gave him backhanded ones, and I’d always make all types of sarcastic and/or rude comments towards him. I made so many mean jokes at Joost’s expense. I never meant to be so mean but it was like second nature. Like some external force was forcing me to be mean to Joost. Even though I loved him so much I’d always laugh at him.

We met up for a little dinner date and once I got to the restaurant Joost was already sitting at the table. I approached him and he stood to hug me.

“You smell a lot better than you look.”

“…thanks.”

Dinner was full of more comments like that and when Joost spilled some of his beer onto his lap I laughed offensively hard calling him a dumb klutz. I noticed the way Joost got quiet for a short period before nervously speaking up.

“Can I ask you a question?”

“Of course dummy.”

“Why are you always so mean to me? I mean, I thought you liked me but…?”

Oh god. I felt awful. “Of course I like you.”

“You don’t act like it.”

“I’m sorry, Joost. I just don’t know how else to show affection. It’s like a weird love language.”

“… you love me?”

“What?”

“You said it’s a love language.”

“I mean, yeah?”

“So do you love me.”

“How could I not?”

“I love you too.”

Joost stood leaning over the table to give me a passionate kiss. He threw some money on the table, probably enough to pay for our dinners twice.

“Can I be your boyfriend?”

“Of course, you idiot.”

Joost just smiled down at me pressing a soft kiss to my cheek.

Joost absolutely loves cuddle time. Anytime you or Aggu are laying or sitting back Joost always jumps at the chance to lay with you. Your and Aggu’s camera rolls are filled with pictures of Joost snuggled into either of your sides. He loves to lay his head on your or Aggu’s chests. Whenever he lays on Aggu Aggu will play with his hair soothing Joost to sleep.

Aggu’s the type to play a claw machine or carnival game a thousand times if you or Joost see a prize you like. That man will be concentrated as fuck trying his hardest to get you or Joost some stuffed animal that probably costs five bucks but Aggu spent thirty just playing the damn game over and over again.

After begging the boys to bake with you over and over they eventually gave in. You cheered as the three of you headed out to grab a few missing ingredients. As soon as you got back home you raced to preheat the oven and get started. Within five minutes all hell broke loose. The kitchen was an absolute mess, they’re was flour everywhere, Joost had dumped a bowl of dry ingredients over top of Aggu’s head because he thought it would be funny. In retaliation Aggu poured the rest of the bag of flour on Joost, but the second you tried to scold them they both declined to team up against you. Both boys decided to grab the closet dry ingredient to them and completely covered you. For the rest of the night the three of you had a food fight and got no baking done.

They both have a million pet names they use. They have nicknames both in English and their native languages. Aggu usually calls you shantz, liebe, Prinzessin, Shöne, or mein leben. He usually calls Joost babe, prinz, Süße, Kuschelwanze, or liebling. Joost usually calls you perziken, liefde, or Schatje. He usually calls Aggu Aggie, honing, or knap. If you don’t speak German or Dutch it took a lot of begging from you for them to tell you what the nicknames meant, obviously you had an idea but you were never certain until they finally told you.

They’ve both made songs for you and each other that they’ll never release because they like to keep some things private and they think it’s more meaningful that way. And if you make music as well you do the same for them.

They’re both the type to ask for five more minutes. You’ll wake up and not want to just lie in bed all day so you’ll try to stand up just for both men to hold you down muttering something along the lines of “five more minutes” or “its too early”.

You three have a lot of movie and game nights. Either you three cuddle up on the couch watching a movie (that took twenty minutes for the three of you to agree on) with blankets and snacks. Or you all let out your competitive sides and get out some cards and poker chips, kisses are also accepted as a form of currency in your guys’ game nights. After all it isn’t about the money it’s about totally destroying your boyfriends in every game you play. They always accuse you of cheating, but that’s never the case, esp when Joost runs out of Monopoly money fifteen minutes in and pays rent with small kisses. Who are you and Aggu to disqualify the blonde from playing?

You three always have the most fun on dates, you go to a fancy dinner, a walk in the park, get some ice cream, that sort of thing. It’s almost always a simple date but you three somehow always manage to make it the funnest night ever. Every date tops the one before it.

Haters definitely get to Joost, he doesn’t like seeing comments talking about how much people don’t like him so sometimes after Joost has been scrolling through those kinds of comments he goes to you and Aggu for comfort, after all you two are the only two who make him feel truly loved and safe.

After Joost got disqualified from Eurovision he made it your three’s hotel room as fast as possible and just collapsed on the floor crying. When you and Aggu made it home to see a puffy eyed and red faced Joost you both knelt on the floor next to him doing your best to soothe him until he could speak. As soon as he said what happened Aggu threatens to march down there and beat the shit out of the people who hurt his boyfriend.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Both of their number one priorities are you. They both make sure you’re clean, fed, and have something to drink. Aggu will get you something to wear if you want it while Joost makes sure to get some cuddle time in. They both like taking you out to eat after if you’re up to it if not Aggu will either get something or call in.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Aggu likes his arms and hands, he likes your thighs and ass, and he likes Joosts neck: it’s perfect for hickeys in Aggu’s humble opinion.

Joost likes his hair it’s his pride and beauty, he likes your tits, Joost is a boob man, and he likes Aggu’s chest. He loves cuddling into either your or Aggu’s chest so much. He claims it’s the comfiest spot in the house.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

They both like watching their cum drip from your pussy. They like it even better knowing it’s a mix of both of their cum. Aggu enjoys watching the drips while Joost prefers trying to keep it in there just a little longer.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

They both try to compete with each other in bed, they’ll never tell you but they both feel the need to be the better fuck every time. You’ve tried to make it so they don’t feel that way and try to convince them that they’re both great and it’s impossible to pick so they just try to change your mind and pick them every time without saying anything to you because they know you don’t like having to choose. Aggu sometimes regrets helping Joost learn how to properly eat you out so he could at least have that over Joost but he’d still rather you get as much pleasure as possible.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Neither of them are really experienced when it comes to threesomes and are both still learning the whole sharing process. They’re both amazing fucks though. Man do they know what they’re doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Eiffel Tower because what else? Or like an oral train sort of thing (idk how else to describe it) but you give one of the boys head while the other gives you head. But they’re not into fucking each other or giving each other head, they’d rather take turns with you. They will jack each other off but that’s it.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

They’re both mostly serious when it comes to you but they’ll joke around with each other. They love messing around saying that you really just couldn’t pick between them so you just had to have both. Which isn’t necessarily wrong but it’s not quite right.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Aggu is more groomed than Joost but they both have bushes. Joosts albino, the curtains match the drapes, but Aggus darker there than anywhere else.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

They’re both rather romantic and absolutely worship you during the deed. But Joost is the type to light candles and spread out rose petals while Aggus more words of affection with his love. They’re also both very romantic with each other, with words, gestures, kisses and things like that, they’ll still never fuck each other.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

They’ve both jerked of to watching you fuck the other one. They’ve come to think sharing you is one of the hottest things ever and watching their boyfriend fuck their girlfriend gets them both going. They also jerk each other off when they can’t get to you, which isn’t often but it’s happened a few times.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Threesomes. Neither of them were big on threesomes before, but you said something so they tried it, and now it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to them. Aggus more kinky than Joost for sure.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

They both prefer the bedroom but love backstage dressing room sex. Especially now that they share a dressing room.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Aggus turned on the second he sees you, Joost needs someone more proactive, it can be something simple, but Aggus started carrying around a lot of lollipops knowing that whenever Joost sees you sucking on one his mind starts thinking of the other things you suck.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Neither of them will let a fourth person in. And neither of them will do anything to hurt you. They also refuse anything to do with piss. Neither will take it up the ass or give the other one head.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

They both prefer giving (to you) and they’re both gods at it. Joost wasn’t as experienced before and Aggu was more than willing to show him how to make you fall apart over some tongue. They both have slight differences in how they do it and it’s impossible to say who’s better.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Aggu prefers fast and rough while Joost prefers slow and sensual so it balances out really well, sometimes they’ll swap roles or both do it hard or both soft but you usually get the best of both worlds.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

They’re always down for a quickie before and after a show, if they do it before they always do it after so each of them gets a turn fucking you and getting head at the same venue. It’s always gotta be fair.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

They both took a big risk entering a threesome and are both pretty willing to do anything you want. But neither of them bring up things they want to try that often.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

They can both get in a good two to three rounds; and Aggu can sometimes bring himself to a forth while Joost just watches because he’s too spent.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toys have become entirely unnecessary now that you have two men as your disposal whenever you need. But Aggu likes using a small remote vibrator put in public and Joost likes taking turns with the remote. They’ve definitely fought over the remote a few times. And they once accidentally turned it up too much while trying to discreetly fight over it and watching to absolutely fall apart in public got them both going, and they’ve “accidentally” done it a couple times sense.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Aggu is a major tease, he will tease you till you’re tearing up and a whiny whimpering mess, but Joost feels too bad to tease you and just can’t bring himself to deny you your pleasure. He’s definitely given you pleasure while Aggu was trying to deny you which has gotten them into a handful of arguments. Joost will always fold and give you what you want. Aggus trying to work on that with him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Aggus louder than Joost, but after Joost learned you like hearing them moan he got a lot louder. Joost used to try to hide his moans so he could hear yours better and hated when Aggu was too loud he couldn’t hear you but when he learned that their moans got you going he def turned up the volume.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

They both really want to try double penetration again. They tried it once but couldn’t really move and they’re both convinced that if they lube you up enough and move and different times they can get it to work. You’re a little scared to try again but when you agree the excitement the boys get it adorable especially considering what it’s about. After that the double penetration is saved for special occasions because it kind of hurts.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

They’re both big, but Aggu has a good inch on Joost which you’ve spent quite some time assuring him it doesn’t matter and that you don’t notice.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Aggu is literally always hot and bothered, his libido is so high and he’s always trying to fuck. Joost also has a rather high sex drive but it’s nothing compared to Aggu.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Joost immediately helps you clean yourself up. And as soon as you’re all clean it’s snuggle time. Joost loves post sex snuggles, he burrows his head into your neck and holds you as close and physically possible.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Joost likes his hair, he spends so much time doing it and he loves it so much. He also loves anywhere he has a tattoo because he loves his tattoos.

His favorite on you is either your face or your arms. He loves your face because to him it’s what makes you you. And he loves your gorgeous eyes, beaming smile, and just everything about your face. He loves your arms because he loves to be held by them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Joost loves seeing you covered in his cum, cum on you or in you he just thinks it’s really fucking hot. He loves pumping his cum deep inside you and keeping it there. But if you don’t let him he’s coating as much of your body as he can, your tits, face, stomach, thighs, ass, literally wherever.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves when you’re in control. He isn’t really submissive per se but he loves when your riding him chasing after your own climax ignoring Joosts own.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Joost is not very experienced, and while he’s definitely not bad, towards the beginning of your relationship it was definitely a bit of a learning process for him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position where he can see your face, Joost loves eye contact during sex so as long as he can see your pretty eyes he’s happy. Despite that he’s still a sucker for doggy style. Just something about hitting you from behind really gets him going.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s a little on the goofy side, but it’s in the way where he’ll try to talk dirty but can’t take himself seriously when he does so he just ends up laughing.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

My guy is bushy as hell. He simply doesn’t care enough to shave down there, as long as it doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother him. Because he doesn’t want to take a razor down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s so romantic, like he goes above and beyond to make sure you feel so loved each time you guys have sex. He does his best to set a romantic mood as well, like if you guys aren’t hot and heavy before hand he’s lifting up candles and has occasionally surprised you with roses and rose petals. Like when he can it looks like a newly weds honeymoon suite.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Joost does his best to just wait for you to help him take care of it. He’s usually patient enough he can wait til the next time he sees you but sometimes when he’s in your and doesn’t know how long it will be he’ll face time you so he can hear your voice and see you when he jerks it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I feel like Joost is rather vanilla, he definitely has some kinks but nothing too crazy. He totally has a little bit of a vocal fetish or whatever like the sounds you make definitely get him going a bit. He likes orgasm control stuff as well.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Your guys’ bed or a nice bubble bath. He prefers the bed because it’s very comfortable and it just makes sense to him but he likes to draw you guys a bubble bath and leave a little room so the water doesn’t poor out too much when you guys get up to it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anytime you start flirting with him he’s immediately ready. Anything you do to make him think you want him makes him want you. Also anytime you wear his clothes. He thinks you look so hot in his shirts and he absolutely loves to fuck you in them.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No daddy kink or anything like that, age play, just nothing weird and creepy like that. (Not to kink shame) He also won’t do anything to hurt you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

That tongue definitely gets some good use, he’s a major munch. Joost loves eating your box. Anytime he can he’ll eat your pussy. He’s good at it too, he’s learned exactly what you like and he does it well.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers slow and sensual, he wants it to be more of a love making time than just fucking. But if you ever want it fast and rough he will give you fast and rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s not the biggest fan or quickies because he prefers to take his time but he’d never pass up the opportunity to have sex with you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’d prefer not to take many risks but if you ever come to him with something you want to try he just can’t say no to you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can get a good two rounds in, three is really pushing it for him but he might be able to squeeze in a third.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t really like toys but if you have something you like to use he’ll use it on you. But he’d much rather just get the job done himself. He might even take a little bit of offense if you ask him to use a toy on you. But he wouldn’t say anything.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to tease but the moment you start begging he gives in. He’s tried to stick it out but it’s impossible for him to say no to you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He only makes noise when he’s cumming. He’s almost weirdly silent during sex, but he likes listening to the sounds you make, and he keeps pretty quite minus a groan here and there.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Joost loves overstimulation, he loves when you fuck him so good he’s overwhelmed. He thinks it’s so hot you can get him writhing and whimpering while inside you. Whether he’s in your pussy or your mouth if you over stimulate him he’s putty in your hands.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

We’ve all seen Joosts outline, he’s a good 6 inches and he uses them well.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s not abnormally high, but it’s pretty high. He’s head over heels in love with you and is always down to have sex.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I shook out my nerves and wiped my sweaty palms on my pants. I was about to interview the Joost Klein. I was both nervous and excited. I’ve been a fan of him a short period of time before Eurovision began and had developed the slightest crush on him over the last year or so. And when I say slightest I’m totally lying, it’s a major crush. Exempt from the fact I’ve never met him (yet) I have the biggest crush on the albino boy. My producer knocked on my dressing room door reminding me my show starts in five. Trying to remain professional might be hard but I have to. Even of the Joost is going to be on my show. Feelings be gone; I have an interview to do.

“Hellllllooooo Europe! How is everyone tonight!” The crowd erupted with cheers as I walked to my chair. “You’re here with your host Y/N Y/L/N! Tonight we have a very special guest, everyone give it up for the Europapa! JOOOOOOST KLEIN!” I always feel like some sort of sports announcer when I introduce my guests I love it.

Joost walked out waving to the crowd and I stood to hug him. He smelled amazing like expensive cologne, cigarettes, and something I couldn’t quite put my finger on. But the mix smelled wonderful. “So, Joost, you’ve been a musician for quite some time now, what’s it like stepping from your much smaller, personal label out to something as big as Eurovision?”

“It’s an honor. I’m honored to have been chosen as my countries representative. I told my dad that one day I’d get on the stage and make him proud.”

“I’m sure your father is very proud of you Joost.” Joost seemed rather out of it and I was worried I started off too personal. I really didn’t mean to make him uncomfortable. “Well, the fans certainly love you and are more than glad you stepped out onto that stage. If you had one message to deliver to all your fans what would it be?”

Joost raised his eyebrows and thought for a second, “I love you all. Without you guys I could have never gotten as far as I have. Thank you all so very much.”

“Touching.” Did that sound sarcastic? I think that sounded sarcastic it wasn’t meant to. The one chance I get to spend with the guy I’ve had the fattest crush for this long and he’s going to think I’m a jerk. Great. The rest of the interview went fairly well I stuck to the regular questions like what’s your biggest inspiration, what’s it like being gone for so long, all those sorts of questions. Joosts answers were all very sincere and the crush I had on him was only growing. But he seemed off and distracted the whole interview I really just hoped I wasn’t boring him or making him uncomfortable. “That’s all the time we have for tonight. Is there anything you’d like to say Joost?”

“Just: 12 POINTS TO THE NETHERLANDS!!” He shouted and got up to kiss a camera.

I covered my smile with my hand breathing deeply to try to keep my composure while we were still live, and in front of an audience. Joost walked along the audience signing things and taking pictures as soon as the cameras cut. He really cared for his fans it was very admirable. And adorable. People eventually had to leave and Joost headed back to the dressing rooms. I went back a little before Joost did and I began changing into my regular clothes when there was a knock at my door. I quickly through on a tee shirt before answering to see a vase of sunflowers and blue roses with a small card. I thought it was cute he sent me flowers with his signature colors. I set the flowers on my desk and opened the note:

Y/L Y/L/N,

I enjoyed meeting you very much. I’ve been a fan or yours for quite a while and to say that I’ve made in on your show is both an honor and a pleasure. I had a wonderful time, you really are as nice in person as you are on TV. I admire that. I admire you. Thank you for inviting me onto your show. Love,

Joost Klein

I smiled after reading it. He really is as sweet as they say. I went to knock on his door to thank him but it was left open and no one was in there. I feared I missed him before I headed out to see him smoking.

“Thank you.”

Joost jumped and I stifled a laugh.

“No, thank you.”

“You already thanked me.”

“Well, I can’t thank you enough.”

“You really are as sweet as they say.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah, you’re admirable Joost.”

Joost tossed his cigarette bud to the side and stomped it out. Turned to face me, “as are you.”

Our eyes locked before his drifted down to my lips and then back up again. I felt my face heating up as he stepped closer leaning down. My heart beat quickened. The world seemed to slow down as we met each other for a kiss. His hand cradled the side of my face the other resting on the small of my back. My hands reached up to the back of his neck, my fingers toying with the ends of his mullet. He pulled away with the biggest smile on his face.

“I heard of this coffee place down the street-“ a bright flash cut him off.

“OHMYGODJOOSTKLEINANDY/NY/L/NCONFIRMED??!” Some teenaged girl screamed before running off emitting a chuckle from Joost.

I just stood there surprised. Joost’s laugh was contagious and I soon fell victim to the laughter. As soon as I was able to breathe again I offered my hand to him, “coffee sounds lovely.”

“Good.”

AN: I wrote this very differently than anything I’ve ever written before. I actually hate writing in first person but I figured I’d give it a shot.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

All thoughts are about you. He’s immediately carrying you to the shower and helping you clean up. He’s learned to bring water in before hand so he doesn’t have to grab it afterwards. And he loves taking you out to eat afterwards unless you just want to order in. He’s also the one to dress you afterwards almost always in his clothes. But his goals are keeping you clean, fed, and taken care of.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Aggu loves his arms and hands. He goes to the gym to keep up with his biceps and his hands are just the right amount of veiny and he loves watching you fall apart around his fingers.

It’s VERY hard for him to choose a favorite of yours. He loves your eyes and your smile and your waist and thighs and boobs and ass and everything. But if he absolutely had to it’d probably be either your boobs, smile or your eyes. Or perhaps your ass or thighs- this man really can’t pick. He loves your boobs bc they’re boobs, he loves your ass bc he loves to grab it, smack it, squeeze it, whatever, he loves to have his hands on your ass. He could and does get lost in your eyes every time he looks into them, he loves your smile and even more he loves to be the reason for it. And your thighs he loves when you trap his head in between them due to pleasure and over stimulation.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves watching his cum spill out of you. He could watch his cum drop out of your pussy for days. But if you won’t let him cum in you he finishes on your thighs, he loves seeing your thighs covered in his cum.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He would kill for you to tie him up but he’ll never say anything. It’s his secret and as much as he wants you to do it he’s too embarrassed to bring it up. But he does hold your hands down so you can’t move them from time to time.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

That man knows what he’s doing more than anyone else. And I’m not saying he’s ran through or anything but he’s definitely had a few partners all of which have been more than satisfied. That man is a god with his tongue, fingers and cock.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any. Bros just happy to be there.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s usually serious but he’ll dabble in goofiness occasionally.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s pretty in between, it’s not too bushy but it’s not exactly groomed. And no he doesn’t dye his pubes to match his hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s usually pretty romantic and absolutely worships you but sometimes when he’s a little rougher some of the worshiping disappears. Not that you mind of course.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He jacks off the the thought of you rather often, sometimes he just can’t wait an hour to get home or if he’s off touring and he can’t get to you. Any time he gets too riled up thinking about you and isn’t patient enough he’ll find the nearest private and clean place and yank it to the thought of you. He doesn’t even need pictures or anything he has the image of you burned in his memory.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Aggu is definitely kinky. He likes to tie you up or hold you down. And he would live for you to do it to him. He loves being rough, for him the harder the better. And marks are a huge thing for him, he wants there to be visual proof of everything that happens on both of you. Whether it’s hickeys, bruises, scratches, lipstick, whatever he just wants some marks on the two of you.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere and everywhere you two are alone together. His sex drive is through the roof. Obviously he prefers places like beds and couches because he wants you guys to be comfortable but he will bend you over any desks, tables, counters, etc. And when in doubt there’s always a wall nearby.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Literally anything to do with you. You can just say his name, look at him, be within his line of sight and he’s already thinking about the things he’ll do to you the second you guys are alone. And he’s absolutely loosing it the second you touch him. Obviously there are some wholesome moments that make him forget that sex is a thing because of how cute he thinks you are but for the most part it’s the second he sees you or hears you, or thinks of you. That man is madly in love with you and with that comes, well, him. (Get us because come and cum… you get it)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

If you’re more than a little tipsy or sleeping or anything like that because he refuses to take advantage of you. He also rules out things to do with piss and blood or anything that causes actual harm to you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s a god with his tongue. He’d give it to you any time. He LOVES eating you out. He loves the way you taste and how you fall apart so quickly on his mouth. He adores the way you look sitting on his face. He loves the way your thighs clamp around his head and when your hands fly to tangle themselves in his hair. And he lives for your fucked out over stimulated expressions.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He loves to be fast and rough but will go slow and sensual to show you how much he loves you when he wants. He usually lets you set the pace, asking you if you want faster or slower but if its up to him it’s fast.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If he ever turns down a quickie he’s been replaced by a clone. That man loves sex and will never turn down a fast one. He’ll try to be as fast as possible when he knows he doesn’t have enough time and often pushes his limit too much and will either be late to things or he doesn’t actually get to finish because he overestimated how fast you two could be. Usually he just opts for being late.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He only takes risks you want to take. He mostly knows what he likes and doesn’t like, but if you ever want to try something he’ll try it for you. Even if it’s something he doesn’t think he’ll like he’d do it for you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last a pretty good while. With how high his libido is he can last a long time and can sometimes work himself up to four rounds. But he tries to stick to two or three.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He’s never bought any but if you have a vibrator he'll occasionally use it on you. But he’s always more than enough for you so it’s not often. Usually if he is using it it’s for his entertainment in public. He’ll turn it on and watch you struggle to keep your composure. It doesn’t always have to be in public though especially if that’s not what you’re into but if it is: good luck. Because you will be edged over and over at award shows, parties, interviews, his shows, anywhere and everywhere you let him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

BIGGEST TEASE EVER. He loves to tease you until you can’t take it anymore. He will tease you until your eyes are brimming with tears, your legs are shaking, and your pussy is aching for him. He also absolutely loves to edge you. Anything that drives you crazy and makes you sexually frustrated is a yes for him. But he hates when you frustrate him too much. He’s into it for a good thirty seconds before he gets too impatient and just needs to take you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

I’d say he’s rather loud, sometimes he’s intentionally loud, adding in extra moans, groans, and grunts. He makes quite a bit of noise naturally because you feel so good but he notices the blush that creeps into your cheeks when he groans your name. He notices the way your pussy pulses every time he grunts. You love to hear his pretty voice in bed and who is he to keep it from you?

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Aggu likes feet. Like not really in a fetish way but if he doesn’t it’s a very light and small fetish, but he’ll always offer to paint your toes, massage your feet, or tie your shoes/ put them on or strap on your heels. Like he’d never go so far as to suck or toes or anything like that but that man has a small thing for feet.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I’m sure we’ve all seen the picture and videos of him in his boxers, Aggu is PACKING. He’s probably 7- 7 1/2 inches.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

As I’ve mentioned before he's has the highest sex drive. Nobody can match his freak.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You and Aggu were at a party celebrating the release of your new single. You and Aggu had been hinting to your relationship for a few months now but had yet to hard launch. Most people believed you only teased your relationship to get more publicly because of your song coming up. While at the party a few of the guys and girls came up to you and Aggu attempting to get numbers but would all walk away after being politely declined. All accept with one guy who had come up to you a few times. Each time he’d get pushier and pushier. You could tell Aggu wasn’t the biggest fan of this guy. He’s tense whenever the guy came near after the first time. But even on the first time you didn’t miss Aggu subtly placing his hand on your shoulder- matter of fact he did that anytime someone new came up. Aggu had never really been the jealous type he knew he was the only one for you. And his trust in you prevented him from getting abnormally jealous, just because he knew you wouldn’t do anything didn’t mean he liked when guys hit on you. And just because he trusted you didn’t mean he trusted men. He’d be a little jealous here and there with the more persistent men. But didn’t pay much mind to the ones who backed off after no.

But this guy must’ve come up a dozen times, he was noticeably tipsy and even as Aggu’s arm rested on you waist and he called you pet names the man didn’t take the hint. Aggu felt himself getting more and more irritated as the time passed. He also noticed you getting more and more uncomfortable. As soon as the guy left this time Aggu leaned down to whisper in your ear.

“Are you okay?”

“Yeah, it’s just annoying, but I’m used to it by now.”

That didn’t make Aggu feel any better he frowned before hopping onto the table. You were caught by surprise and looked up at him with curious eyes.

“Everyone, I have an announcement.” All eys and cameras were on Aggu has he extended a hand to you. Cautiously you took it and Aggie pulled you up to stand with him. “Y/n and I are in love.” He dipped you pressing a passionate kiss on your lips as cheers erupted throughout the room. “We’ve been dating for just over a year now.”

“Aggu…”

He hopped off the table extending his hand to help you down as well. “I know, I should’ve talked about it with you first. But I couldn’t keep it in any longer. I want to world to know about our love.”

“More like you want that guy to know about our love.”

“Well, partially, but I’ve been thinking about hard launching for a few days now.”

“And you didn’t say anything?”

“I’m sorry, meine liebe. Do you forgive me?” He pursed his lips out in a gentle pout.

And how could you say no to that face, “of course I do. But talk to me about these things first please?”

“I promise.”