#afearsomecritter

ohhhh I can’t remember the source right now, but it’s been going around for a little while and basically boils down to:

1. The fact that Fjord is always mentioned as being unusually lithe/small for a half-orc

2. His rather high charisma, which makes sense because he’s a warlock but also tends to be an elven-heritage trait

3. His posh accent, which sounds a lot like the elves of Tal’Dorei that we met in campaign 1

Aaaaaaaah this is super sweet! I’m SO glad people like the fjord metas because like... i accidentally got Super Into them. Fjord is a slippery slippery boi to get a handle on because a big point of his personality is that HE DOESN’T WANT TO HAVE ONE. God I had such a huge “fjord you tricky little fjuck” when i realized it that I then spent 2 or 3 metas just trying to verbalize it, so I’m glad they it got across. 

(pls know i mean that as affectionately as possible. part of the reason I wrote the most recent one was because the perception of Evil Fjord is just... such a perfect misunderstanding. Yes! He’s absolutely a liar! Bluffs a lot! Gives out half truths! Shady boi! But he’s not an evil mastermind waiting to betray his teammates- he’s the one trying desperately to not get betrayed. but he plays it off so well he becomes suspicious! everyone thinking he’s evil and competent is a sign of HOW GOOD HE IS AT HIDING HIS GENERAL WORRIES AND FEAR! FJORD STOP BEING SO GOOD AT PLAYING SHIT OFF.)

(god no wonder he and nott dont like each other. two sides of the same coin, ill tell ya. but thats a meta for another day)

so i sent you lots but the one with the best lyrics is a three way tie btwn ani difranco "shy" grandson "stick up" and kongos "repeat after me"

cyclamental replied to your post “LADS”

“Alright”-Kendrick Lamar, “Another Way to Die”-Jack White/Alicia Keys, “Knights of Cydonia”-Muse, “The Hand That Feeds”-Nine Inch Nails, “Take Me To Church”-Hozier, “Renegade”-Styx, “Hell’s Bells”-AC/DC

bigislandrachel replied to your post “LADS”

Hammer to Fall, Queen.

teethleave replied to your post “LADS”

kesha - woman (Ithlynne 2: Don't Touch My Weed Don't Call Me Honey)

rhuebarb replied to your post “LADS”

The Arkells; 'Knocking at the Door' always gets me pumped

skarabrae-stone replied to your post “LADS”

"The Mary Ellen Carter", by Stan Rogers, "Don't Beat Me Down", Gordon Lightfoot, "Bullet Proof" by the Goo Goo Dolls, "Prison Trilogy" by Joan Baez, "Had Enough" by the Who, "It's Not My Time" by 3 Doors Down, "Lions Inside" by Valley of the Wolves. I don't know if any of these are good for titling purposes, but they all scream Bucky to me.

slyfendora replied to your post “LADS”

The Great Dandolos by Planet of Zeus

dsudis replied to your post “LADS”

This Year by The Mountain Goats? :D

afearsomecritter replied to your post “LADS”

light it up-major lazer, lone digger-caravan palace, bonkers-dizzee rascal, i'm a freak-enrique iglesias ft pitbull, 1941-klaypex, burn the house down-ajr

astrobravo replied to your post “LADS”

Tbf some of these are better lyrically than title-wise but hey? Grandson - bury me face down Sia - alive The mountain goats - Amy aka spent gladiator 1 The mountain goats- Dilaudid The mountain goats - choked out The thermals - returning to the fold

tressadefox replied to your post “LADS”

https://youtu.be/sj-D9CsNK-4. Ют ��

blue-reveries replied to your post “LADS”

Well, since it's 20-bi-teen, what about a queen song?

ajkal2 replied to your post “LADS”

I know its basic but fuckin seven nation army

thecactifindahome replied to your post “LADS”

Immigraniada - Gogol Bordello

gattinidiguerra replied to your post “LADS”

Pick Up Your Head - Middle Class Riot Kalasnjikov — Goran Bregović

OH HEY FRIEND

My roomie and several friends are Archeologists and y’all have straight up the BEST theory like what the fuck.

I’ve literally cleared my schedule for tomorrow because Tim Ingold is visiting my campus and I MUST listen to the infamous man talk about bells??? (I’m pretty sure he’s talking about bells?? Why? No one knows. But he’s sure doing it)

AND JUST FUCKING DROWN ME IN PHENONMENOLOGY YES I LOVE IT

Did I mention one of my WIPs is a vampire Bucky fic?

Hebrushed his nose against Steve's neck, kissed the spot over his jugular, kissedit again when Steve sucked in a sharp breath, licked gently as Steve's pulse racedunder his tongue, then, smooth and quick, sank his teeth through the skin.