Feb 24, 2024
R/n, is trying out a joke they heard: I knew someone who was turned into an owl once.
Charlie: Who?
[R/n smiles.]
Charlie:...Oh.
{R/n laughs]
Charlie, chokes back a laugh: You've hanging out with my dad haven't you?
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R/n, is trying out a joke they heard: I knew someone who was turned into an owl once.
Charlie: Who?
[R/n smiles.]
Charlie:...Oh.
{R/n laughs]
Charlie, chokes back a laugh: You've hanging out with my dad haven't you?
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Stolas : There's one thing I've got to know. Why'd you stay with me all day? Risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?
R/n: I know what it's like, y'know? Trying to rebuild a life.
[They hold up a bag, and gives Stolas a book he wanted to buy; but it was sold out, which led to them both getting in to so much trouble]
R/n: I've had a few bad days, myself.
[Ecstatically, Stolas takes the book and hugs it.]
Stolas: Nice ones like you shouldn't have bad days. *Bends down and kisses R/n on the forehead.*
R/n, touches their forehead and smiles:
[Stolas felt his heart skipped a beat his eyes widened. He tosses the book over his shoulder and picks a surprised R/n off the ground and gives them a big dang kiss in front of Blitzo and Octavia, who looked at each other incredulously shrugged then looked back at Stolas and R/n just as Stolas set the out breath human back on the ground.]
Stolas, blushing: Call me!~
R/n, smiles shyly as they walk away: Don't push your luck! *Notices Blitzo smirking* Whaddya looking at Blitz?
Blitzo: You realize this makes us proxy F*ck buddies now, right? Maybe next time we can have a threesome!
R/n, facepalming as they gets into his van: Agh....Doubt it.
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[R/n = Reader name.]
{Just to note Stolas is gay he loves the reader Platonically. (the reader is AFAB Nonbinary). the reason he kisses them was due to the overwhelming emotions of joy and gratitude brought on from being treated kindly and shown that someone genuinely cares about him and his interests.]
R/n: I need attention.
Regulos, hugging them: There, there…
[If the reader is human/a human sized alien, Regulos gently picks them up and nuzzles them.]
R/n, wincing: I appreciate the love, Regs. But I meant medical attention. I got stabbed.
Regulos, pulling back to see R/n has a piece of metal sticking out of their side: Oh, sorry.
E-S/o, on the phone with Emmet: I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. The highest setting on my microwave is 100%, you better not take it apart and use my Charjabugs to add power to it.
Emmet, pouting: Oh, come on! (He sets the Charjabugs down and puts the tool box away.)
Emmet *Drunk*, to E-S/o who is sober: I love you. Thank you for dealing with me.
E-S/o, resting his head in their lap: It is not dealing with you. It's simply the patience of loving.
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{Emmet texting his S/o.]
Emmet: My sister in law needed slacks for an interview, so for the next half-hour I’m hiding in the bathroom wearing these!
{Emmet sends a pic of himself wearing his uniform and a pair of lace trim denim shorts.]
E-S/o: Oh my Arc! Lol. I’m dying, Emmet, sometimes you’re too sweet for your own good.
{Necromancer au, Emmet gets drunk.]
Emmet: It’s not so much that I want to kill Volo, it’s just, I want him not to be immortal anymore-
{E-S/o is holding zombie head! Volo and the two watch him warily.]
Volo: Should we be worried, or…
E-S/o: No, it’s fine. He’ll tire himself out after a few more ramblings and evil cackles.
Emmet -I always thought I’d make a great stripper…