#advice comics

Dear Astroblob, I was really close to someone and now I'm not and I wish I could stop thinking about the 10 years of friendship we had and how they seem to have moved on without another thought. We were teenagers when we met and our friendship was one of the most important relationships of my life, she influenced who I am so intensely that I feel like I've lost a limb sometimes. There wasn't a big boom or fight, it just sorted of faded away over small things that I thought we would work thru

Anonymous said to advicecomics: Dear boyfriend, how can I get over someone who acts like I no longer exist? It's not that I'm still in love with this person. It's just I still genuinely care about them, and it's honestly making me feel pathetic. Caring about someone who treats you like you're not even there is a horrible feeling. I do really miss them, but I wish I didn't, how can I move on? Please help. ;-(

I've been thinking a lot about the DNA that we keep leaving in some snail trail after us: all the flakes of skin, hair, eyelashes and fingernails. Is anyone able to pick up on these occult codes? Is anyone following me? Is this paranoia, or some healthy critical thinking? Is the parts of us that flake off eventually make up more than our current body?

Dear boyfriend, I am so confused. I am so sure, 100% sure, that I love my boyfriend but I have been unfaithful and even when I'm happiest with him I still wink at guys behind his back. At parties I'll flirt behind his back. I think I just like the risky feeling of doing that .... What the hell is wrong with me? I think that if I really did love him I wouldn't do those things... but for a fact he's the one I want to marry and have kids with.. again ... what the hell is wrong with me?

I'm considering becoming an entomophagist. Can any of your columnists recommend some wines that go well with bugs?