#adorebelle

Aujourd’hui, à l’agence, on évoqué calmement la notion de respect avec l’un de mes graphistes.

Quand je dis calmement, je lui ai fait passer un document un peu nerveusement. D’aucuns diront jeter une feuille à la tronche. Attends, on se calme. Pour rappel, on parle d’une feuille. D’une (1) p*tain de feuille. J’ai blessé personne, le mec en question n’a pas fini aux urgences, hein.

(I couldn’t sleep the other night so I came up with this instead)

Even and Isak cooking together. Isak can’t cook at all but Even knows a thing or two so he takes charge and makes Isak cut vegetables and stuff like that. Isak likes to pretend he’s this fancy French cook so he narrates everything in a bad French accent, trying to sound like he knows what he’s doing. Even can’t stop laughing which was the entire point all along.

Watching movies together. Even is either very focused if it’s a movie he’s never seen before, or he can’t help commenting on the scenography and lighting and what not if he knows the movie well. They always cuddle, even in the theatre. If it’s a sad movie, Isak often tears up a bit which Even finds very adorable and they end up kissing and cuddling even more.

Dancing. Even likes to dance around when he’s in a good mood, trying to get a more hesitant Isak to join him. If they’re drunk, it can end up getting very intimate/dirty.

Studying together. They are actually better at this than most expect. Mainly because they make sure to take a lot of breaks. Even can be very bad at staying focused at times and Isak quickly learns to adapt. On some days they’ll study for 15 minutes and then do something else for half an hour. On other days, Isak has to remind Even to eat. When Isak is the one who can’t concentrate, Even will promise him sexual favours to make him concentrate. It works surprisingly well despite the fact that Even would do it even if Isak hadn’t studied.

Even apologising. They don’t often fight but if they do and Even is the one who did something stupid, he’ll go all out. Even knows how easily Isak will apologise after a couple of days spent think about it so Even tries to beat him to it. One time he got the dance group girls to help him do a flash mob dance to Gabrielle’s ‘5 fine Frøkner’ in the school yard ending with him handing Isak a bouquet of flowers. Isak was equally embarrassed and charmed. (Magnus was all fangirl excited and plans to do something similar for Vilde. Most likely involving cats.)

Comforting each other. This always involves a lot of cuddling together. If it’s Even who’s sad, they often often just lie together and Isak will give Even a lot of soft kisses and touch him very gently. Talking comes after. If it’s Isak who’s upset, he’ll lie with his head on Even’s chest and talk about it in sentences which don’t always make sense. Even just listens and holds him close.

Natalia: how did they survive for three years? What did the eat?

Me: Corn

Natalia: You can't live off of corn