Come fly with me..... as long as u are thin and can fit!
So a week tomorrow i fly away on holiday with Tom, to see my parents for a few days over Valentines day.
(My folks live in Portugal and the idea was Toms.. i think my mum is convinced he is going to propose)
Anyway, I conquered my stupid fear of flying, last October when The Lord and I headed over to Portugal for a joint birthday present to ourselves and so he could meet my folks. I'd been scared of flying for years and to be frank, I didn't get to see much of my parents because of this.Â
Long story short, with the right person by my side, I LOVED IT.. i mean really LOVED IT. Â
So now i am getting ready to jet off again and you know when i get my fat ass on board i will be hollering (nicely) for the fatty belly belt. (My size means i can't sit in the front row as you're not allowed to use the belt here but thats not too much both as u don't get a window view.)Â
Now before some muppet starts heckling about Fat Rights. My CHOICE is that i would rather land alive and in one comfortable piece than not being restrained properly when i needed to because i was trying to prove a rubbish point.Â
So sit in the rows i do but as a big unit i do think about the welfare of my fellow passengers.Â
If my bulging booty is creeping out into someone else seats, damn straight that's not fair, they paid the same as me afterall and i am taking up their space. So why do so many fat men and women get the arse about it?
If you are to fat to fit in the space provided, you need more space.. er go.. you need another ticket. Â And before you ask, no skinny people or children should not pay less just because they don't take up the designated space. Ahh the magic word designated.Â
"oh but they should make the seats bigger" ... don't be stupid. Airlines are a business, not a fat charity. If they make the seats bigger, the costs go up. Either way, you are going to pay for it. And why should the majority pay for the minority? The seats in low cost travel for most airlines i have flown, are totally reasonable. Long haul flights are normally even more generous.Â
What concerns me, is that it is done with tact. Let the hippo on the plane first (think like Noah) and  let them try the seat in privacy before everyone else, like when they seat anyone else with special treatment. When doing so, have a member of their party sit with them. See if the two of them balance out. If they do. Job done, no extra ticket. If you are still packing too big and you're going to cause discomfort to others, then ask them to buy an extra ticket or refund what they paid and don't let them fly.Â
Believe me, if you are encroaching on my space, for the ticket i worked hard for to pay for, I am going to have a problem with it. I am not flying 3 -9 hours in discomfort for anyone, other than a peanut - Â melon sized baby which is inside me. Or because Tom is farting. Sadly it's a biological pre-disposition for him.